I know no one here and have no desire to know anyone here (unless I know them in the real world too). I'm just looking for some of the things that I've looked for forever on other sites and never found. I'm not a very nice person when it comes to stupid people (virtual and intellectual smackdown, my friends) but if you're willing to hold an intelligent conversation, I have nothing against you.

And with that, most of you are probably arming flamethrowers at me, along with other various and sundry weapons that people may varyingly know how to use.