i am an avid mcdonalds fan, but i am really trying to shed a few.... i hope all my kaboodle fans will support me with this endeavor. ive narrowed it down to only 17 milkshakes, 13 big macs, 43 large fries and 67 packets of ketchup per meal. i live in the foothills of the west virginia mountains, where money is tight. i recently had to slaughter my pit bull for food. i am down to only 4 teeth. my favorite pastime is shopping for bargains at walmart and driving my pickup truck down to the muddy waters of the coon creek river to shoot me some trout with my gramp's rifle from the civil war. but sometimes i cant fit in my truck, (depending on if its before or after lunch at mickie d's). i keep only racoons as pets. we have 6 cars, but only one of them drives. i hope ya'll arent like those big city folks who listen to that berna spears or whatever her name is. i like me some goooood kenny chesney and gavin mcgraw. dr.phil is mah hero, but we dont get to see him a lot cuz our tv gets shut off cuz we dont be payin our bills. i dont understand! hows are we sposed to be payin our bills when we got so many damned rodents in our hair all the time?