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1. I’m obsessed with skincare. I always always always take my make-up off at night and I always always always put lotion all over my body after every shower.
2. I would rather go to the gynocologist than the dentist. Honestly.
3. I have a Sharpie addiction.
4. I cannot stand any sort of flavored coffee.
5. I think squid is disgusting… yes, even calamari.
6. I love bananas but cannot stand anything banana-flavored.
7. Secretly, I think I can cook and sing.
8. I love the way Delali’s breath smells.
9. I like animals every bit as much - perhaps more - than people.
10. I actually LIKE doing laundry.
11. I hate ironing...See more » 1. I’m obsessed with skincare. I always always always take my make-up off at night and I always always always put lotion all over my body after every shower.
2. I would rather go to the gynocologist than the dentist. Honestly.
3. I have a Sharpie addiction.
4. I cannot stand any sort of flavored coffee.
5. I think squid is disgusting… yes, even calamari.
6. I love bananas but cannot stand anything banana-flavored.
7. Secretly, I think I can cook and sing.
8. I love the way Delali’s breath smells.
9. I like animals every bit as much - perhaps more - than people.
10. I actually LIKE doing laundry.
11. I hate ironing and never never never do it.
12. I am super-superstitious.
13. I used to be 100% anti-pink but it grows on me as I get older. I like bits of it sometimes.
14. I don’t bite my nails, I pick them. It is a horrible habit I’ve had since I was a kid and my nails are grotesque because of it.
15. I sleepwalk, sleep talk and sleep without a pillow. Odd, I know.
16. I really do not like to drive. I only do it because I have to.
17. My ears are not pierced.
18. I wanted to be an FBI-agent when I was a kid.
19. I never wear silver at all; I’m a gold girl only.
20. I generally don’t like anything that is faux.
21. I can remember pretty much any phone number I’ve ever dialed.
22. I’m like a prodigy with directions. I can tell you North, South, East or West from anywhere and if I’ve been a place once, I can get you back, no problem. I’m better than a GPS… almost.
23. I’m double-jointed.
24. I have no desire whatsoever to have children.
25. I’m still undecided about ever being married. I think I could take it or leave it. I have a feeling I would be horrible at it though.
26. I have 158 pair of shoes in my personal collection. (Pending 159.)
27. I am petrified of water.
28. And sharks.
29. And elevators.
30. I make lists of things I need to get done and ideas of things to make, etc. while I sleep and actually remember them when I wake up. They aren’t crazy lists either; they are legitimate lists of things that really can be put into reality.
31. I sleep VERY oddly, if you couldn’t tell.
32. I do not have a green thumb at all but I wish I did.
33. I believe (honestly) that I have a bit of a psychic ability of some sort.
34. I have had encounters with my maternal grandmother, whom I never met while she was living.
35. I can’t stand the sight of my own blood; other people’s blood doesn’t bother me.
36. I’m prone to passing out, like a true Southern belle.
37. I have to have drip-brewed coffee in the mornings or else I don’t feel very good the whole day.
38. I love quotes.
39. I sleep the best when Delali is on top of me.
40. The middle toe on my right foot was cut badly by a tractor blade when I was 16. The end of it is now dead and an odd greyish-purple color.
41. I was born prematurely and my toes didn’t have time to form all the way. As a result, my toes still look like those of a fetus. Seriously.
42. I don’t wear open-toed shoes. Wonder why?
43. I am super-super-paranoid about people seeing my feet. Very few people outside my family have seen my feet (Tracy and Mary Heather have). Update: I have been corrected since publishing this post… Mary Heather IS family now… bless her heart.
44. My lungs didn’t form fully before I was born either.
45. My ears never rolled like most people’s do either.
46. I look forward to the mail each and every day.
47. I’ve never colored my hair.
48. I’m totally out of the loop technology-wise. I’m not even a texter.
49. I have an odd addiction to Christmas magazines. I buy a ton of them every year.
50. I’m a total Christmas Queen. LOVE it!
51. I have abnormally large pupils. There is nothing to be done about this. As a result of my abnormally large pupils, I can’t see worth a flip.
52. Unlike most people I know, I actually LIKE my hair. I wouldn’t change anything about it.
53. I love self-help books.
54. I believe in ghosts.
55. I cannot stand politicians. I think they are all schmoozing, disgusting, crooks who can’t find their rears with both hands.
56. I’m email obsessed.
57. I cannot stand weddings or wedding showers.
58. Ditto for baby showers.
59. I have at least one headache per day.
60. I would love to be swept off my feet.
61. I’m hopelessly romantic
62. I’m realizing that it is hard to think of one-hundred things about myself.
63. I’m a hoarder.
64. I do not like carrots.
65. I love musicals perhaps more than life itself.
66. Not really though.
67. I have 160 cashmere sweaters (refer to factoid No. 63.)
68. I do not like nor do I drink carbonated beverages.
69. I love that I’m Southern.
70. I could take chocolate or leave it.
71. I wish that I were more of a minimalist but I know that I could never be.
72. I’m dangerous with scissors. I cannot count the number of times that I have badly cut myself with a pair of scissors.
73. I would love to be an expert seamstress.
74. I’m a sun-phobe. I hate being out in the sun.
75. I’m a total country girl in many ways. I love turnips greens, pepper sauce, cornbread. I’m not afraid of bugs, critters, or getting dirty.
76. I’m a total girly-girl in many ways. I love shoes, sparkly things and going out. I like to fix up and be pampered.
77. I’ve never operated a lawnmower.
78. Change terrifies me.
79. Napping is one of my favorite activities. A powernap for me runs about three hours.
80. I like naming things.
81. I like pineapple on pizza.
82. I have tons of useless factoids in my head about random, meaningless things. This knowledge rarely comes in handy.
83. I get burned out on things suddenly and completely. When I’m done, I’m done.
84. I have a headache right now.
85. I love spa treatments.
86. And slumber parties.
87. And old movies.
88. I really love movies with subtitles on… even American movies. Yes, I’m weird
89. I love to make sound effects.
90. I have a huge mole on my upper lip, ala Cindy Crawford. Some days I like it; some days I hate it.
91. I had extensive back surgery when I was 18. I have a rib out and a huge scar as a result.
92. My favorite number is five.
93. I am the middle child.
94. I had red-red hair when I was little and threw massive temper tantrums over what I wore.
95. I will not walk on animal pelt rugs.
96. I will not wear fur.
97. I am a Momma’s girl… most of the time.
98. I’ve never dreamed of a big, white wedding. Ever.
99. I will stop the car in the middle of the road to help a turtle get across. Yes, it is dangerous but I can’t stand the thought of a turtle getting killed just because he moves slowly.
100. I’m glad that I’ve finally reached 100 on this list.See less »