They told us in 8th grade health class that abstinence is the only 100% effective method of birth control. They lied. What they didn’t tell you is that using abstinence during sex to prevent pregnancies is only as effective as...
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They told us in 8th grade health class that abstinence is the only 100% effective method of birth control. They lied. What they didn’t tell you is that using abstinence during sex to prevent pregnancies is only as effective as those using it. Take the case of Virgin Mary, mother of Baby Jesus. Her self-proclaimed virginity and subsequent pregnancy lead us to conclude that claims of 100% effectiveness of abstinence to be false, and cases of successful knocking-uppage can occur when abstinence is used in bed. We’re so moved by this newly found statistic, that we’ve made a shirt about it (and by we, we mean these guys). Abstinence is only 99.99% Effective.
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