Anyway, I’m not going to let a flaw in web design ruin my rant. What I meant to say was this: I used to be unlucky enough to work in the corporate world. I had my lunch stolen enough times to be extremely frustrating. I can’t say...
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Anyway, I’m not going to let a flaw in web design ruin my rant. What I meant to say was this: I used to be unlucky enough to work in the corporate world. I had my lunch stolen enough times to be extremely frustrating. I can’t say I was surprised when I overheard a few coworkers talking about the laxatives they added to the brownies they stored in the ‘fridge. I know, I know, it sounds like the worst 12-year-old urban legend ever. But I swear on my spinster aunt’s cat that this really happened at my office. I promise I overheard a conversation between two fellow employees about the lunch thieves and getting back at them with laxative brownies the day it all went down. Then, I was in the restroom with the presumed culprit. Of course, I never would have pilfered anyone’s lunch before this incident, but I am a true believer now. BTW, in college, I laced a pizza with dog poo once. Yep. They stole one too many pizzas from the shared fridge in my dorm room. I tried writing notes on them, but that didn’t work. After the poo-lined pizza, though, I never had a problem. POINT (after all the drunken rambling): If I still worked in a sucky office with a shared fridge, I would rather buy these than add laxatives to brownies I brought or scope dog poo to add to pizza I brought. Who said: an ounce of prevention is worht a pound of cure?
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