And remembering Jolly Ranchers is bringing back TOO many unpleasant sense memories...I need to find a good piece of art depicting some Christians getting messily devoured Hobbes-style to put on my wall to help get me through each day...

No, none of US got Skittles, that was referencing a certain Jacob incident you related to me, but you must have forgotten. It's better that way.

I never got any Skittles. Every Easter I remember some Rain-Blo gumball eggs (i would see if I could fit a whole carton of them in my mouth) but never any Skittles. You might want to re-check the memory banks.

SKITTLES!

Ah, if only! I think once a month we got stew. I remember there were Jolly Ranchers, but that was it.

I'm going to imagine this scenario had a different outcome...

I only went for the free bagels and hot chocolate.

The illustrations were the only part of church that I could tolerate.