* You need snow shoes and a dog sled team to reach the nearest doctor in your network. But to be fair, he is very good at treating frostbite. * Youre watching a Roadrunner cartoon, and suddenly realize that you have the same...
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* You need snow shoes and a dog sled team to reach the nearest doctor in your network. But to be fair, he is very good at treating frostbite. * Youre watching a Roadrunner cartoon, and suddenly realize that you have the same insurance company as the Coyote * Your hospital bill is $70,000, and your insurance company will only pay $12,000. The worst part is having to admit to your wife that the 15% off car rentals and flower purchases wasnt such a great perk after all. * You ask your insurance company how much money they have put aside to pay claims. They reply that they will get back to you after they have checked under their sofa cushions. * Your dogs health insurance plan is better than yours. Its nice to know that at least one member of the family can afford to get wormed. * You call your insurance company with a question and get a recorded message that says, "Were in the Cayman Islands. Leave a message in case we come back." You probably shouldnt wait for them to come back. * Your premiums are higher than the Yankee payroll. Its time to do a George Steinbrenner, and find a free agent insurance company. * You want to call your agent, but he didnt leave a business card. You can only remember his nickname, "Smokey", and his amusing impression of Mr. Spock. * You discover that all of the doctors in your network only have honorary degrees. * Your insurance plan covers cat scans - but not for you. It occurs to you that is more information than you ever wanted to know about your cat. Honorable mention goes to you if your insurance companys telephone number begins with 1-900. If you would like a no cost evaluation of your group health plan please feel free to e-mail us or call us at 1-888-831-7886.
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