At the ThinkGeek office we mainly prefer to practice the dark side of the force. Hey... don't judge. The dark side has a lot of advantages. It's easy to pull-off since you just have to get angry and give-in to your base instincts...
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At the ThinkGeek office we mainly prefer to practice the dark side of the force. Hey... don't judge. The dark side has a lot of advantages. It's easy to pull-off since you just have to get angry and give-in to your base instincts like revenge and jealousy. We find it handy for offensive attacks during overly-long office meetings. Plus the costumes are just way cooler. However there are some amongst us who prefer the light side of course. Those weak individuals are hard to spot... except Yoda does seem to hang out in those lower employee's offices quite a bit. Fortunately we've devised a genius way to determine office force alliances for sure. Each employee places one of these nifty glowing Lightsaber Desk Lamps next to their red stapler... those paying allegiance to the powerful dark side can choose the red Vader lamp. While weaklings on their moral high-horses can sport the green Luke lamp. Of course they're always some employees who have to be obnoxious and swing both ways by placing one of each lightsaber lamp color on their desk. But those nameless employees often find that their mouse has been replaced with Wookie dung while they were busy hitting on Princess Leia.
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