I might be that or I might be a royal pain in the ass.

I'm sure Magnus would be a very magnanimous ruler. Maybe he'll let me be the Viscount Volvo.

If Magnus is going to be King of Sweden, can I at least get an honorary title or something? Duke of IKEA? Earl of Saab? Baron von Meatballs?

hrothgars, yes an M table would be something for me. But not this one: http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/function-works--tre-table-multi-function-table

An oval table shaped as an O as in somebody's name.

@magnus - An oval table to fit in, say, an oval office? Sorry to break it to you, but you don't qualify to run for president. Maybe you should go stage a coup in Sweden, and then you can use that fancy chair you like as your throne when you become king.@mamor - It's like I don't even know you.

I think, and I think W would agree, that table should be safe as long as there aren't any pretzels on it.

Violence is never the answer.

If it is of any consolation, I have decided not to take any more of W's calls. Perhaps Magnus could turn it upside down and put a glass top on it and then it could be the "M" table?

I don't think I could ever get a table like that. I might get an Oval table though.

I think hrothgars just stepped to the front of the about-to-get-punched-in-the-neck line. Of course, it would have been easier to punch Magnus, as he sits about 30 feet from me all day...

W. just called. He said, "Sorry, but that table reminds me of my name, and I am the decider."

Good, because I didn't want to have to punch you in the neck. But you were about to force me.

No just another lame duck joke a day late.

Are you trying to get me to punch you in the neck?

I see that you got in your last homage to W there.

Cool table. But being a parent of small children I can't help but think that top corner would mean guaranteed trips to the ER.