Did you know that butter, if brushed with a thin coat of charcoal dust, will remain solid even when emersed in boiling oil? No? Well, that's probably because it's not true. But how about this...did you know that Satan Butter, if...
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Did you know that butter, if brushed with a thin coat of charcoal dust, will remain solid even when emersed in boiling oil? No? Well, that's probably because it's not true. But how about this...did you know that Satan Butter, if spread generously over every inch of your skull, will prevent the degenerative rays of Christ Love from doin' their thang, even in the angelic chambers of Heaven? Well, it's true. Shit, regular butter is bad for you, but Satan Butter? Jesus Christ! [I mean, Anti-Christ!] Satan Butter causes Lou Gherig's Disease in the unborn grandvermin of even the heartiest sewer rat...it's been known to spread bubbly, herpetic lesions across the lips of girl scouts smack in the middle of a good deed...it makes a picnic into a bloodbath...it turns a gumdrop into a migraine...it...it...it can be yours--ON SALE--for only $9.99 a stick. "That's the best deal in town...$6.66 upside down." Get hella clean!
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