Stole yer bike

A drunk girl in a bar told me to make this card. I've never seen her again. I was skeptical at first. But it's my best-selling card. You people fuckin' love it....See more » A drunk girl in a bar told me to make this card. I've never seen her again. I was skeptical at first. But it's my best-selling card. You people fuckin' love it. And I'm here to serve and delight you. So: I hope you enjoy your drunk biking! I hope you escape from the freak who was annoying you. I hope you give said freak this card, so that they know, that you ditched them on purpose. Because they make you crazy.See less »