The Tree Brains

You Can't Put A Price On Awesomeness - Well, actually you can. It's $16. "The Tree Brains" may only exist in our minds, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't slap...See more » You Can't Put A Price On Awesomeness - Well, actually you can. It's $16. "The Tree Brains" may only exist in our minds, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't slap them on our bodies. If you're naked and wish you weren't, your partial solution is here. They're 100% cotton, come in BLUE, BROWN and BLACK and are available in both MEN'S and WOMEN'S cuts. The men's shirts are Hanes Beefy T 5180s, the women's cut shirts are Bella Babydoll 1001s. (Important sizing info here.) For now these shirts are ONLY SHIPPING IN THE U.S. I'm working on an international shipping solution I'm happy with (quality and price-wise), but until then it's U.S. only. (Sorry non-U.S. peeps, you know I love you. Hang in there. If and when this changes, I will post it immediately.) I AM ONLY TAKING PRE-ORDERS UNTIL SATURDAY, 9/29. That's the window. This is all an experiment for me. I do not know what their availability will be after that. The shirts for this pre-order are being made by a professional silk-screener (and are not CafePress type heat transfers.) I'm very happy with the quality of the material and the printing. Shirts are $16 each plus $5 shipping. This is your chance to proudly display your love for the finest theoretical rock band to ever not exist. Secure payments can be placed via PayPal below. Remember, this is a "pre-order", so they won't be shipping out for a few weeks. All important SALES, SHIPPING, TAX AND SIZING info can be found right here. PLEASE PLEASE read it before you order. Especially if you have come to this late and have zero idea what this is all about. Thanks! These shirts are ideal for anyone who'd like to be awesome. (Shipping & Handling will automatically be added at checkout.) ORDER SHIRTS BELOW. * * * * * * MEN'S SHIRTS - $16 (plus $5 shipping)See less »