silly tees

Team Edward [James Olmos] T-Shirt

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:13:00 PST

You can have your sparkling, fangless Twilight vampires. There's only one "Edward" whose team I want to be on. EDWARD JAMES OLMOS! Whether he's inspiring inner city kids,...

Hungry, Hungry Hellion Tee

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 03:24:09 PST

Feed your need for indelible indie style with this colossally cool T-shirt! This bright aqua, 100% cotton, short sleeve crew neck tee features a cranberry-colored...

Don't Act Sexist! Bitches Hate That T-Shirt, Hoodie, or Tote Bag

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 17:00:10 PDT

So true.

Correlation Is Not Causation, Bitches

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 22:07:21 PDT

House M.D. never said this, but he should.

I Accidentally The Economy

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 09:46:12 PDT

Accidentally what? The economy. Is this bad?

My Server is Down T-Shirt

Fri, 11 Sep 2009 11:35:25 PDT

Online gamers are a doomed species. If it wasn't for server failures, they'd never go outside and interact socially. Perhaps the forward-thinking online game companies...

MY MARXIST FEMINIST DIALECTIC BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD

Sat, 23 Aug 2008 00:37:23 PDT

Even at the age of 10, I should have known by his and arrogant walk that the old boy owned the yard. He pecked, I screamed, and Mamma broke off a limb on the way to the...

Come to Papa

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 23:59:12 PST

Come to Papa

Dingo Snack

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 23:28:54 PST

It's a fact of nature that each parent wants to one-up every other parent. Whether you publicly give voice to it or not, your belief is that your baby is best in every...

Karl Marx T-Shirt

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 20:47:55 PST

Karl Marx: Sharing is Caring

Rhesus T-shirt

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 20:45:14 PST

There's No Right Way to Eat a Rhesus.

Karl Marx T-Shirt

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 20:41:27 PST

Sharing is Caring

Thrift Store

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 04:09:17 PST

I went shopping online for clothes and all I got was this AWESOME SHIRT!

The Notebook

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 04:04:55 PST

You may want to rent the DVD just in case they quiz you on major plot points before making out.

Miss South Carolina

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 04:03:04 PST

"I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps and I believe that our education like such as in...

X-Mas

Sat, 15 Dec 2007 12:36:29 PST

Feel this shirt... it's so soft.

Shiksas

Sat, 15 Dec 2007 12:27:50 PST

Its true, Jewish boys love non-Jewish women. Wear this shirt at your next Seder and watch as your Grandma looks on in disgust and says something terribly racist. "I don't...

You Have Died of Dysentery

Sat, 15 Dec 2007 11:41:59 PST

You bought 1350 lbs of this shirt but you can only carry 200 back to the wagon.

SHAKESPEARE t-shirt

Sat, 15 Dec 2007 11:36:30 PST

Print is 10" wide. Men's shirts are gold Gildan Heavyweight shirts. Women's shirts are gold Bella 1001 tees.

I'm Endangered, Gimme Your Cola T-Shirt, Hoodie, or Tote Bag

Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:33:08 PST

Fact: Coca-Cola is the most important part of the polar bear's diet.

Make Awkward Sexual Advances, Not War T-Shirt, Hoodie, or Tote Bag

Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:30:12 PST

The only possible casualty will be your libido.