Nonsense Things

nyblue writes "Best enjoyed while watching Tropic Thunder."

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 10:00:32 PDT

Best enjoyed while watching Tropic Thunder.

adri_ba_dadri writes "Because it's so gentlemanly to scratch your balls with a ball scratcher. I can..."

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 22:38:49 PDT

Because it's so gentlemanly to scratch your balls with a ball scratcher. I can just imagine being at a restaurant somewhere and hear the guy next to me say "Honey will you hand me my ball scratcher? I put it in your purse in that little tampon pocket." *shudders...*

adri_ba_dadri writes "I knew a guy back in NH who lived in Australia for a couple years and he owned..."

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 22:34:43 PDT

I knew a guy back in NH who lived in Australia for a couple years and he owned one of these. It's strangely very soft.

adri_ba_dadri writes "Because we all want to look like idiots in love with a moose."

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 22:33:39 PDT

Because we all want to look like idiots in love with a moose.

adri_ba_dadri writes "One of my besties always says a vagina just needs teeth and it's be a monster. I..."

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 22:32:53 PDT

One of my besties always says a vagina just needs teeth and it's be a monster. I need to get this for her!

adri_ba_dadri writes "I say nay to this..."

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 22:31:54 PDT

I say nay to this...

adri_ba_dadri writes "I'm intrigued by this. Just not $50 intrigued."

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 22:31:43 PDT

I'm intrigued by this. Just not $50 intrigued.

adri_ba_dadri writes "It's cute for a Holloween costume. But that is it."

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 15:51:50 PDT

It's cute for a Holloween costume. But that is it.

adri_ba_dadri writes "He looks like he's giving birth. To a box."

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 15:51:02 PDT

He looks like he's giving birth. To a box.

adri_ba_dadri writes "Jello is amazing that's what! It's colorful, and wiggly, and ever so good...."

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 15:50:33 PDT

Jello is amazing that's what! It's colorful, and wiggly, and ever so good. Especially mixed with booze.

adri_ba_dadri writes "Who are these marketed towards? Thirteen year olds? I think I just died a little..."

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 15:48:48 PDT

Who are these marketed towards? Thirteen year olds? I think I just died a little inside.

adri_ba_dadri writes "And these! What is it with horrific pants coming in "style"?..."

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 15:47:34 PDT

And these! What is it with horrific pants coming in "style"? Seriously? Doesn't anyone have a mirror these days?

adri_ba_dadri writes "I say nay to these!"

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 15:46:45 PDT

I say nay to these!

adri_ba_dadri writes "What? Are your hands that sweaty they need "underpants"? If so, maybe..."

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 15:45:16 PDT

What? Are your hands that sweaty they need "underpants"? If so, maybe you should see a doctor.

adri_ba_dadri writes "I must have this."

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 15:43:30 PDT

I must have this.

adri_ba_dadri writes "Do they cure cancer and foot odor? If not hen what's the point of them? And you..."

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 15:42:23 PDT

Do they cure cancer and foot odor? If not hen what's the point of them? And you know there are people who bought these just because they were $330.

adri_ba_dadri writes "This is awesome. I laughed."

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 15:41:00 PDT

This is awesome. I laughed.

adri_ba_dadri writes "You know this is why I buy a special FACE WASH so I don't run into putting..."

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 15:40:19 PDT

You know this is why I buy a special FACE WASH so I don't run into putting something that was on my butt on my face. Genius, I know.

adri_ba_dadri writes "How can anything be better than boobs? Boobs are awesome! LOL"

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 15:39:08 PDT

How can anything be better than boobs? Boobs are awesome! LOL

adri_ba_dadri writes "I agree Lavabunny!"

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 15:38:28 PDT

I agree Lavabunny!

adri_ba_dadri writes "I love twilight as much as the next gal but I don't a fake Edward as my shower..."

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 15:37:25 PDT

I love twilight as much as the next gal but I don't a fake Edward as my shower curtain. That would freak me out if I were really drunk.

adri_ba_dadri writes "I just threw up in my mouth a bit."

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 15:35:55 PDT

I just threw up in my mouth a bit.

adri_ba_dadri writes "How can you walk comfortably? I feel like these would make you waddle."

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 15:35:22 PDT

How can you walk comfortably? I feel like these would make you waddle.

adri_ba_dadri writes "Me too... In fact a couple can go to people in my fam. Erin will agree to that..."

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 15:34:42 PDT

Me too... In fact a couple can go to people in my fam. Erin will agree to that too.

ilivetoread writes "Gay ones I imagine..."

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 12:06:06 PDT

Gay ones I imagine...

ilivetoread writes "Almost too cute to throw out witht he trash!"

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 11:54:45 PDT

Almost too cute to throw out witht he trash!

ilivetoread writes ":'("

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 11:51:03 PDT

:'(

lovelisalove writes "i'm like. in shock. right now."

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 10:19:24 PDT

i'm like. in shock. right now.

lovelisalove writes "who would even think of making this. who?"

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 10:18:39 PDT

who would even think of making this. who?

lovelisalove writes "i sooo want this. it would be really awesome at work!"

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 10:18:23 PDT

i sooo want this. it would be really awesome at work!

lovelisalove writes "ewwwwwwwwww."

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 10:17:19 PDT

ewwwwwwwwww.

lovelisalove writes "ok. now this is just a bit much. lolll."

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 10:16:58 PDT

ok. now this is just a bit much. lolll.

lovelisalove writes "wow."

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 10:16:38 PDT

wow.

lovelisalove writes "i just...i dunno about this. haha."

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 10:16:27 PDT

i just...i dunno about this. haha.

lovelisalove writes "i reallllllllly love this costume! it's one of my faves. someday i'd like to be..."

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 10:15:53 PDT

i reallllllllly love this costume! it's one of my faves. someday i'd like to be this for halloween. haha.

lavabunny writes "Well, it's a whole lot of look, if you're going to lap dance, it should be for..."

Fri, 04 Sep 2009 14:37:48 PDT

Well, it's a whole lot of look, if you're going to lap dance, it should be for something worthwhile.

nocreativity writes "Strippers make a lot of money..."

Fri, 04 Sep 2009 14:33:10 PDT

Strippers make a lot of money...

lavabunny writes "That would be a very expensive look, the $165 jeans and the $123 nails, it would..."

Fri, 04 Sep 2009 14:25:22 PDT

That would be a very expensive look, the $165 jeans and the $123 nails, it would only be completed by the Glowing Fur Vest with the Hello Kitty Pasties.

nocreativity writes "These would be lovely with those Charley 5.0 acid wash jeans."

Fri, 04 Sep 2009 14:15:46 PDT

These would be lovely with those Charley 5.0 acid wash jeans.

nocreativity writes "Bleeech!"

Fri, 04 Sep 2009 14:10:34 PDT

Bleeech!

sweetness_in_an_evil_way writes "I agree - :["

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 07:26:21 PDT

I agree - :[

sweetness_in_an_evil_way writes "Hahaa whatt?"

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 07:26:02 PDT

Hahaa whatt?

honnnie81 writes "love this list..very funny"

Sun, 23 Aug 2009 07:49:33 PDT

love this list..very funny

honnnie81 writes ":)"

Sun, 23 Aug 2009 07:41:14 PDT

hophead writes ":-("

Sun, 23 Aug 2009 07:37:25 PDT

:-(

honnnie81 writes "hahaha! I'm sure it's very refreshing"

Sun, 23 Aug 2009 07:37:17 PDT

hahaha! I'm sure it's very refreshing

miss_daphne writes "This totally made me smile."

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 15:33:36 PDT

This totally made me smile.

miss_daphne writes ""today's merkins are used for fun""

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 15:32:58 PDT

"today's merkins are used for fun"

miss_daphne writes "Oof! Gag!"

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 15:30:13 PDT

Oof! Gag!

gregsgal writes "Hahaha! Yeah, I won't. :)"

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 07:41:40 PDT

Hahaha! Yeah, I won't. :)

lavabunny writes "Just please never get this for any child you remotely care about."

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 07:19:39 PDT

Just please never get this for any child you remotely care about.

gregsgal writes "Is it horrible that I think this is adorable? I mean, not enough to get one for..."

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 07:10:43 PDT

Is it horrible that I think this is adorable? I mean, not enough to get one for my kid and force him/her to wear it, but enough to appreciate its cuteness from afar.

gregsgal writes "Sadly though, those same parents are the ones who are completely oblivious..."

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 07:09:32 PDT

Sadly though, those same parents are the ones who are completely oblivious because they don't pay attention to their kid(s) and wouldn't use these anyway.

gregsgal writes "These make me cry. :("

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 07:07:41 PDT

These make me cry. :(

gregsgal writes "Ew!"

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 07:06:08 PDT

Ew!

jinnyjinn writes "rawr! hahaha whenever I think of Anchorman I think of "Scotch, scotch,..."

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 09:47:39 PDT

rawr! hahaha whenever I think of Anchorman I think of "Scotch, scotch, scotch, down into my belly"

weslee writes "Men with hairy chests, wearing gold chains and their shirts unbuttoned wear this..."

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 09:42:04 PDT

Men with hairy chests, wearing gold chains and their shirts unbuttoned wear this stuff. *shudder*

nic08 writes "these would be good for the goldfish themed bathroom, I can't remember which..."

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 18:07:24 PDT

these would be good for the goldfish themed bathroom, I can't remember which boodler has the goldfish bathroom.

soofaye writes "Awesome list, I laughed a lot :)"

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 08:59:56 PDT

Awesome list, I laughed a lot :)

soofaye writes "This reminds me of Always Sunny when they make the taco bed :D"

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 08:58:39 PDT

This reminds me of Always Sunny when they make the taco bed :D

soofaye writes "This makes me sad :("

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 08:57:24 PDT

This makes me sad :(

soofaye writes "Haha, they chose the perfect guy to model this T :D"

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 08:54:49 PDT

Haha, they chose the perfect guy to model this T :D

soofaye writes "My boss needs this, haha"

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 08:46:45 PDT

My boss needs this, haha

soofaye writes "Uh, does some guy actually wear these?"

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 08:44:23 PDT

Uh, does some guy actually wear these?

gregsgal writes "These always make me think of Goonies. "ORV...Four wheel drive...Bullet..."

Sun, 19 Jul 2009 13:10:03 PDT

These always make me think of Goonies. "ORV...Four wheel drive...Bullet holes the size of MOTTZA BALLS! "

nurselynds writes "i love this! borrowing...."

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 11:49:03 PDT

i love this! borrowing....

lamerchick writes "Haha. Thanks for the credit. blushes However this might not always fall under..."

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 06:06:58 PDT

Haha. Thanks for the credit. *blushes* However this might not always fall under the "nonsense things" category...

kabroskie writes "WHAT?! lol"

Thu, 28 May 2009 10:42:49 PDT

WHAT?! lol

vntgbabe writes "Ha ha :-D"

Thu, 14 May 2009 07:14:59 PDT

Ha ha :-D

lamerchick writes "Lol. Good point. I keep my nails short anyway."

Thu, 14 May 2009 05:17:10 PDT

Lol. Good point. I keep my nails short anyway.

lamerchick writes "I'm gonna tell her that. :P"

Thu, 14 May 2009 05:14:35 PDT

I'm gonna tell her that. :P

kabroskie writes "It's weird to see a comment that I made a few months later. I don't know why,..."

Wed, 06 May 2009 09:57:44 PDT

It's weird to see a comment that I made a few months later. I don't know why, it just catches me off guard.

kabroskie writes "hahaha, oh boy."

Wed, 06 May 2009 09:56:44 PDT

hahaha, oh boy.

kabroskie writes "EWWWWWWWWWWWWW lol."

Wed, 06 May 2009 09:55:04 PDT

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW lol.

kabroskie writes "Why would you put a box cutter on display in "it's archival box" and..."

Wed, 06 May 2009 09:53:29 PDT

Why would you put a box cutter on display in "it's archival box" and who would use this as a conversation start-... oh wait...

kabroskie writes "is not breaking a nail worth $305 for a $1 frisbee?"

Wed, 06 May 2009 09:52:39 PDT

is not breaking a nail worth $305 for a $1 frisbee?

kabroskie writes "lol yeah, they do look gross, but I love the description, so true."

Wed, 06 May 2009 09:51:32 PDT

lol yeah, they do look gross, but I love the description, so true.

kabroskie writes "HA! @Vntgbabe would love this."

Wed, 06 May 2009 09:50:28 PDT

HA! @Vntgbabe would love this.

kabroskie writes "awesome except for the price."

Wed, 06 May 2009 09:50:06 PDT

awesome except for the price.

kabroskie writes "HAHAHA Toy Geiger Counter... why?!"

Wed, 06 May 2009 09:49:53 PDT

HAHAHA Toy Geiger Counter... why?!

kabroskie writes "lol"

Wed, 06 May 2009 09:49:40 PDT

lol

kabroskie writes "This blanket would get my hopes up EVERY morning... Plus, how do you bring a..."

Wed, 06 May 2009 09:49:28 PDT

This blanket would get my hopes up EVERY morning... Plus, how do you bring a female home to that? "Yeah, you're cute, but not as cute as the bimbos printed on my blankets!"

capri writes "Great list. Stole a couple of things!"

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 06:56:31 PDT

Great list. Stole a couple of things!

capri writes "This is awesome. I went on their website and they have the coolest stuff. Pricey..."

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 06:49:51 PDT

This is awesome. I went on their website and they have the coolest stuff. Pricey but that's to be expected.

capri writes "Too cool!"

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 06:37:20 PDT

Too cool!

capri writes "HAh, this is too cute."

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 06:35:59 PDT

HAh, this is too cute.

capri writes "I love this!!!!!"

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 06:33:41 PDT

I love this!!!!!

capri writes "There are a couple of retailers in my area that carry Acme and I'm going to call..."

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 06:32:12 PDT

There are a couple of retailers in my area that carry Acme and I'm going to call to see if they have this and a couple other items I saw on their website. Really cool stuff.

lamerchick writes "I LOVE this. :)"

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 06:14:03 PDT

I LOVE this. :)

lamerchick writes "Aww man, I had an idea for this. But not for $130. :("

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 06:11:15 PDT

Aww man, I had an idea for this. But not for $130. :(

jennic writes "oh. my. god."

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 05:55:01 PDT

oh. my. god.

jennic writes "lol. social events..ha yeah"

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 05:51:13 PDT

lol. social events..ha yeah

jennic writes "wow. gross. i'm stealing this for my "disturbing" list"

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 05:45:34 PDT

wow. gross. i'm stealing this for my "disturbing" list

lamerchick writes "I think I need to take this one page at a time. Great stuff."

Mon, 27 Apr 2009 12:18:54 PDT

I think I need to take this one page at a time. Great stuff.

lamerchick writes "I still think this is funny."

Mon, 27 Apr 2009 12:17:50 PDT

I still think this is funny.

lamerchick writes "Felt lining so you don't break a nail."

Mon, 27 Apr 2009 12:17:05 PDT

Felt lining so you don't break a nail.

lamerchick writes "Yeah, right."

Mon, 27 Apr 2009 12:16:30 PDT

Yeah, right.

lamerchick writes "UGH!!! That is so freaking crude."

Mon, 27 Apr 2009 12:15:23 PDT

UGH!!! That is so freaking crude.

erinerin17 writes "I think I love this!"

Thu, 02 Apr 2009 19:00:00 PDT

I think I love this!

cassandraaa writes "Wouldn't the thing KILL you if you tried to put these on it? I almost got..."

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 23:34:31 PDT

Wouldn't the thing KILL you if you tried to put these on it? I almost got attacked by one for chasing it...

hophead writes ""This design capitalizes on the trend of carrying a small dog as a fashion..."

Wed, 18 Mar 2009 06:56:12 PDT

"This design capitalizes on the trend of carrying a small dog as a fashion accessory." I like. Although I'd never buy it.

cupcakexo writes "this is funny."

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 19:42:10 PDT

this is funny.

cupcakexo writes "<333."

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 19:41:08 PDT

<333.

cupcakexo writes "mullet= green apple scent? wow."

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 19:38:42 PDT

mullet= green apple scent? wow.

cupcakexo writes "ooohh...i just clicked it and yeah...i get the who tall thing..hmm..?"

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 19:38:06 PDT

ooohh...i just clicked it and yeah...i get the who tall thing..hmm..?

cupcakexo writes ""who tall" or HOW tall?? lol.."

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 19:37:25 PDT

"who tall" or HOW tall?? lol..

lamerchick writes "Raspberry??? Yummy! :)"

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 19:32:47 PDT

Raspberry??? Yummy! :)

lamerchick writes "Ok, there is one place that makes the best french fries. Sigh, everything else..."

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 19:31:50 PDT

Ok, there is one place that makes the best french fries. Sigh, everything else is kangaroo burgers... :(

lamerchick writes "This reminds me of someone here...."

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 19:30:14 PDT

This reminds me of someone here....

lamerchick writes "I want Barb to have a... never mind..."

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 19:29:26 PDT

I want Barb to have a... never mind...

nurselynds writes "awesomeness."

Wed, 25 Feb 2009 06:09:58 PST

awesomeness.

nurselynds writes "lol. these are terrific! i'd like to take some to work with cookies."

Wed, 25 Feb 2009 06:07:18 PST

lol. these are terrific! i'd like to take some to work with cookies.

nurselynds writes "i totally want this. hilarious!"

Wed, 25 Feb 2009 06:04:18 PST

i totally want this. hilarious!

nurselynds writes "i didn't even get off the first page of this list yet, and i love everything on..."

Wed, 25 Feb 2009 06:04:01 PST

i didn't even get off the first page of this list yet, and i love everything on it!

amiens writes "Haha, love this list!"

Mon, 23 Feb 2009 10:09:34 PST

Haha, love this list!

amiens writes "Haha, love this!"

Mon, 23 Feb 2009 10:02:41 PST

Haha, love this!

amiens writes "Wow."

Mon, 23 Feb 2009 10:00:04 PST

Wow.

bellabe3 writes "totally agreed!"

Thu, 19 Feb 2009 17:00:57 PST

totally agreed!

bellabe3 writes "good point!"

Thu, 19 Feb 2009 17:00:23 PST

good point!

bellabe3 writes "Super cool list everything is awesome!"

Thu, 19 Feb 2009 15:39:37 PST

Super cool list everything is awesome!

bellabe3 writes "ha."

Thu, 19 Feb 2009 15:38:13 PST

ha.

gregsgal writes "ha ha ha! Yeah, that's probably more like it."

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 13:23:18 PST

ha ha ha! Yeah, that's probably more like it.

kabroskie writes "Well I think the though process runs like this: "Oh Shi-- no, wait you..."

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 13:14:15 PST

Well I think the though process runs like this: "Oh Shi-- no, wait you don't have to rewind dvd's Do you? He works here, he would know... Nah, he's playing with me... Is he? Yeah, he has to be." all within about 2 seconds.

gregsgal writes "I probably would have hesitated too, but in more of an "is this guy..."

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 13:08:28 PST

I probably would have hesitated too, but in more of an "is this guy serious?" kind of way.

kabroskie writes "Not really "fall for it" but they would have to think about it,..."

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 12:55:01 PST

Not really "fall for it" but they would have to think about it, because it would catch them off guard... It created hesitation, which I found funny.

lamerchick writes "OMG!!! I so would love to have had one of these instead of the baking one.!!! ..."

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 12:54:55 PST

OMG!!! I so would love to have had one of these instead of the baking one.!!! :D

gregsgal writes "Did people fall for it?"

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 12:52:06 PST

Did people fall for it?

lamerchick writes "These would be so cool here at the office. Although I might be tempted to chuck..."

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 12:47:23 PST

These would be so cool here at the office. Although I might be tempted to chuck one someones direction from time to time.

lamerchick writes "Awww. Too cute."

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 12:46:13 PST

Awww. Too cute.

lamerchick writes "Huh???"

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 12:45:56 PST

Huh???

kabroskie writes "I used to work at a video store, and I would ask people if they rewound the..."

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 12:43:25 PST

I used to work at a video store, and I would ask people if they rewound the dvd's when they'd come in to drop them off, lol.

kabroskie writes "That is awesome."

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 12:42:27 PST

That is awesome.

andreagoth writes "This is funny! Hahahahahahaha!"

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 12:33:00 PST

This is funny! Hahahahahahaha!

mightyj writes "Awesome."

Wed, 04 Feb 2009 21:57:38 PST

Awesome.

magnus writes "Virgin is good but I think most people prefer the taste of Extra Virgin."

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 15:59:50 PST

Virgin is good but I think most people prefer the taste of Extra Virgin.

lavabunny writes "Well, actually, you'd be surprised. But I sure hope so. They're a good read..."

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 11:46:06 PST

Well, actually, you'd be surprised. But I sure hope so. They're a good read anyway.

lamerchick writes "I know a few people that this could apply to..."

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 11:45:50 PST

I know a few people that this could apply to...

gregsgal writes "That's what I was thinking too. What mother would really leave her 2 year old..."

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 11:38:23 PST

That's what I was thinking too. What mother would really leave her 2 year old child home with Hello Kitty?

weslee writes "These people have to be being sarcastic, it's unthinkable what these moms are..."

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 11:23:50 PST

These people have to be being sarcastic, it's unthinkable what these moms are doing if they are being truthful! My heart hurts for those children.

gregsgal writes "I don't know that I would trust it with my child. At least, not to the same..."

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 11:14:01 PST

I don't know that I would trust it with my child. At least, not to the same extent that the people in the comments did!

lavabunny writes "Yeah, those are the real comments. I felt they really had to go with the..."

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 11:07:44 PST

Yeah, those are the real comments. I felt they really had to go with the object.

gregsgal writes "Wow...Are those real comments?!"

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 11:05:19 PST

Wow...Are those real comments?!

lavabunny writes "I have to thank magnus for introducing me to prettybitter. I believe they are..."

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 15:14:23 PST

I have to thank magnus for introducing me to prettybitter. I believe they are one of his favorite brands. His awesome find. If I didn't acknowledge him I'd be a real:

kristi7 writes "HA! I heart prettybitter."

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 14:45:33 PST

HA! I heart prettybitter.

lavabunny writes "It's for vampire protection! It's not practical to go carrying garlic around,..."

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 14:42:24 PST

It's for vampire protection! It's not practical to go carrying garlic around, but these babies . . .

lamerchick writes "Uh oh. Remind to be nice to you. ;)"

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 14:37:47 PST

Uh oh. Remind to be nice to you. ;)

lamerchick writes "Heh."

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 14:37:16 PST

Heh.

lamerchick writes "I love garlic. But ummm..."

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 14:36:50 PST

I love garlic. But ummm...

andreagoth writes "Love this list!"

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 23:25:22 PST

Love this list!

andreagoth writes "Awww! Adorable! Will match perfectly with my pink "pepper spray" can...."

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 23:25:12 PST

Awww! Adorable! Will match perfectly with my pink "pepper spray" can. :D

andreagoth writes "Awesome!"

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 23:21:48 PST

Awesome!

andreagoth writes "I have not eaten haggis. But I've seen how its made... UH... I might... with my..."

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 23:19:57 PST

I have not eaten haggis. But I've seen how its made... UH... I might... with my eyes closed.

andreagoth writes "Ha! I love it! Have to give it to my brother! Have to!"

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 23:17:51 PST

Ha! I love it! Have to give it to my brother! Have to!

andreagoth writes "I can live with drinking a whole bottle in one day. :D"

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 23:16:35 PST

I can live with drinking a whole bottle in one day. :D

andreagoth writes "Looking at this... makes me want breakfast now."

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 23:16:00 PST

Looking at this... makes me want breakfast now.

maliciousgnome writes "Ahhh... the lushes of the world have something new to rejoice about."

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 09:58:16 PST

Ahhh... the lushes of the world have something new to rejoice about.

maliciousgnome writes "Ha! Awesome."

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 09:57:58 PST

Ha! Awesome.

maliciousgnome writes "Tasty!"

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 09:57:29 PST

Tasty!

maliciousgnome writes "I need this."

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 09:57:15 PST

I need this.

maliciousgnome writes "This rocks!"

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 09:56:55 PST

This rocks!

lamerchick writes "Lol. That's awesome."

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 07:08:24 PST

Lol. That's awesome.

lamerchick writes "An entire bottle?? Holy..."

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 06:01:59 PST

An entire bottle?? Holy...

lavabunny writes "If people fail to recognize you have a humorous strip of bacon band-aid on you,..."

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 05:48:20 PST

If people fail to recognize you have a humorous strip of bacon band-aid on you, it probably look like the beginning of some horrible flesh eating virus and send them running.

lavabunny writes "I always thought bad ass and fabulous were synonymous, but Patricia Field has..."

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 05:45:24 PST

I always thought bad ass and fabulous were synonymous, but Patricia Field has found a way to go that extra mile, and those rhinestones gotta hurt.

lavabunny writes "If only I could get my gramps to where one of these babies."

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 05:43:55 PST

If only I could get my gramps to where one of these babies.

lavabunny writes "Actually, I love these and think they are really cool."

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 05:43:29 PST

Actually, I love these and think they are really cool.

maliciousgnome writes "Haha!"

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 09:08:46 PST

Haha!

maliciousgnome writes "[shudders]"

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 09:08:30 PST

[shudders]

lamerchick writes "What I used to smell like when I was younger and a tomboy and played football..."

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 06:17:10 PST

What I used to smell like when I was younger and a tomboy and played football with the guys. Yeah, we don't need to go there again.

lamerchick writes "Lol."

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 06:15:53 PST

Lol.

lamerchick writes "I love these."

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 06:11:12 PST

I love these.

lamerchick writes "Thank you, I need this!"

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 06:09:44 PST

Thank you, I need this!

lavabunny writes "because I twiddle my thumbs, not hold hands."

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 19:12:56 PST

because I twiddle my thumbs, not hold hands.

keeperofsouls writes "awww such a cute little weapon aren't you?!"

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 18:51:38 PST

awww such a cute little weapon aren't you?!

nocreativity writes "Is there something wrong with me that I actually like this?"

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 20:13:29 PST

Is there something wrong with me that I actually like this?

hophead writes "Makes me laugh everytime I see it."

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 20:12:14 PST

Makes me laugh everytime I see it.

hophead writes "Sweet."

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 20:11:40 PST

Sweet.

lamerchick writes "Hey, no fair, that's mine... :)"

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 20:08:54 PST

Hey, no fair, that's mine... :)

maliciousgnome writes "Or if you tased the giblets."

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 17:37:07 PST

Or if you tased the giblets.

maliciousgnome writes "haha, 'medium bootles'"

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 17:30:40 PST

haha, 'medium bootles'

maliciousgnome writes "Super cute!"

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 17:30:19 PST

Super cute!

lavabunny writes "Lucky Cat's may be a necessity, but solar powering the bobble makes this the..."

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 09:58:05 PST

Lucky Cat's may be a necessity, but solar powering the bobble makes this the lazy person in need of luck's must have.

lavabunny writes "For that yummy I got dirt all over me smell-- not that sexy, mmm dirty smell--..."

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 09:55:56 PST

For that yummy I got dirt all over me smell-- not that sexy, mmm dirty smell-- no that I just picked up some fresh sirt and rubbed it in.

faerieye writes "what the? this is hilarious."

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 16:14:17 PST

what the? this is hilarious.

faerieye writes "this is so awesome!"

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 16:11:36 PST

this is so awesome!

lamerchick writes "Lol."

Sat, 17 Jan 2009 13:02:40 PST

Lol.

lamerchick writes "Excellent."

Sat, 17 Jan 2009 13:02:32 PST

Excellent.

lavabunny writes "props to Kabroskie for finding this thing"

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 10:32:44 PST

props to Kabroskie for finding this thing

lavabunny writes "This used to be really big in the 90's in gyms, they called it 'slide class.' It..."

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 07:54:55 PST

This used to be really big in the 90's in gyms, they called it 'slide class.' It was really fun

lavabunny writes "People pay hundred of dollars for sessions to do things like this."

Sat, 10 Jan 2009 18:16:26 PST

People pay hundred of dollars for sessions to do things like this.

lavabunny writes "195 volts isn't actually enough to bring someone down. So this might give..."

Fri, 02 Jan 2009 14:34:48 PST

195 volts isn't actually enough to bring someone down. So this might give someone a false sense of protection- but I suppose if you tased the adam's apple it might give you a sec.

Nonsense Things

nyblue writes "Best enjoyed while watching Tropic Thunder."

adri_ba_dadri writes "Because it's so gentlemanly to scratch your balls with a ball scratcher. I can..."

adri_ba_dadri writes "I knew a guy back in NH who lived in Australia for a couple years and he owned..."

adri_ba_dadri writes "Because we all want to look like idiots in love with a moose."

adri_ba_dadri writes "One of my besties always says a vagina just needs teeth and it's be a monster. I..."

adri_ba_dadri writes "I say nay to this..."

adri_ba_dadri writes "I'm intrigued by this. Just not $50 intrigued."

adri_ba_dadri writes "It's cute for a Holloween costume. But that is it."

adri_ba_dadri writes "He looks like he's giving birth. To a box."

adri_ba_dadri writes "Jello is amazing that's what! It's colorful, and wiggly, and ever so good...."

adri_ba_dadri writes "Who are these marketed towards? Thirteen year olds? I think I just died a little..."

adri_ba_dadri writes "And these! What is it with horrific pants coming in "style"?..."

adri_ba_dadri writes "I say nay to these!"

adri_ba_dadri writes "What? Are your hands that sweaty they need "underpants"? If so, maybe..."

adri_ba_dadri writes "I must have this."

adri_ba_dadri writes "Do they cure cancer and foot odor? If not hen what's the point of them? And you..."

adri_ba_dadri writes "This is awesome. I laughed."

adri_ba_dadri writes "You know this is why I buy a special FACE WASH so I don't run into putting..."

adri_ba_dadri writes "How can anything be better than boobs? Boobs are awesome! LOL"

adri_ba_dadri writes "I agree Lavabunny!"

adri_ba_dadri writes "I love twilight as much as the next gal but I don't a fake Edward as my shower..."

adri_ba_dadri writes "I just threw up in my mouth a bit."

adri_ba_dadri writes "How can you walk comfortably? I feel like these would make you waddle."

adri_ba_dadri writes "Me too... In fact a couple can go to people in my fam. Erin will agree to that..."

ilivetoread writes "Gay ones I imagine..."

ilivetoread writes "Almost too cute to throw out witht he trash!"

ilivetoread writes ":'("

lovelisalove writes "i'm like. in shock. right now."

lovelisalove writes "who would even think of making this. who?"

lovelisalove writes "i sooo want this. it would be really awesome at work!"

lovelisalove writes "ewwwwwwwwww."

lovelisalove writes "ok. now this is just a bit much. lolll."

lovelisalove writes "wow."

lovelisalove writes "i just...i dunno about this. haha."

lovelisalove writes "i reallllllllly love this costume! it's one of my faves. someday i'd like to be..."

lavabunny writes "Well, it's a whole lot of look, if you're going to lap dance, it should be for..."

nocreativity writes "Strippers make a lot of money..."

lavabunny writes "That would be a very expensive look, the $165 jeans and the $123 nails, it would..."

nocreativity writes "These would be lovely with those Charley 5.0 acid wash jeans."

nocreativity writes "Bleeech!"

sweetness_in_an_evil_way writes "I agree - :["

sweetness_in_an_evil_way writes "Hahaa whatt?"

honnnie81 writes "love this list..very funny"

honnnie81 writes ":)"

hophead writes ":-("

honnnie81 writes "hahaha! I'm sure it's very refreshing"

miss_daphne writes "This totally made me smile."

miss_daphne writes ""today's merkins are used for fun""

miss_daphne writes "Oof! Gag!"

gregsgal writes "Hahaha! Yeah, I won't. :)"

lavabunny writes "Just please never get this for any child you remotely care about."

gregsgal writes "Is it horrible that I think this is adorable? I mean, not enough to get one for..."

gregsgal writes "Sadly though, those same parents are the ones who are completely oblivious..."

gregsgal writes "These make me cry. :("

gregsgal writes "Ew!"

jinnyjinn writes "rawr! hahaha whenever I think of Anchorman I think of "Scotch, scotch,..."

weslee writes "Men with hairy chests, wearing gold chains and their shirts unbuttoned wear this..."

nic08 writes "these would be good for the goldfish themed bathroom, I can't remember which..."

soofaye writes "Awesome list, I laughed a lot :)"

soofaye writes "This reminds me of Always Sunny when they make the taco bed :D"

soofaye writes "This makes me sad :("

soofaye writes "Haha, they chose the perfect guy to model this T :D"

soofaye writes "My boss needs this, haha"

soofaye writes "Uh, does some guy actually wear these?"

gregsgal writes "These always make me think of Goonies. "ORV...Four wheel drive...Bullet..."

nurselynds writes "i love this! borrowing...."

lamerchick writes "Haha. Thanks for the credit. *blushes* However this might not always fall under..."

kabroskie writes "WHAT?! lol"

vntgbabe writes "Ha ha :-D"

lamerchick writes "Lol. Good point. I keep my nails short anyway."

lamerchick writes "I'm gonna tell her that. :P"

kabroskie writes "It's weird to see a comment that I made a few months later. I don't know why,..."

kabroskie writes "hahaha, oh boy."

kabroskie writes "EWWWWWWWWWWWWW lol."

kabroskie writes "Why would you put a box cutter on display in "it's archival box" and..."

kabroskie writes "is not breaking a nail worth $305 for a $1 frisbee?"

kabroskie writes "lol yeah, they do look gross, but I love the description, so true."

kabroskie writes "HA! @Vntgbabe would love this."

kabroskie writes "awesome except for the price."

lamerchick writes "Haha. Thanks for the credit. blushes However this might not always fall under..."