Just plain weird (MATURE)

hrothgars writes "I have probably mentioned this numerous times throughout the internets, but I..."

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 15:55:54 PST

I have probably mentioned this numerous times throughout the internets, but I feel it warrants mentioning here again that my 6th grade synchronized-gymnastics floor routine was set to Batdance. I remember the routine ended triumphantly after various spastic somersaults, egg rolls, log rolls, and mule kicks with both my partner & I holding our outstretched index fingers beside our respective heads, signifying bat ears. Sadly (or awesomely?), this event is as likely as any to rank near the top of a list of my top personal sporting achievements.

hrothgars writes "Maybe I just haven't noticed, but my burritos don't typically have ear stems, so..."

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 15:29:13 PST

Maybe I just haven't noticed, but my burritos don't typically have ear stems, so I am always left to hold my burrito over my eyes manually, just like they did in the old days. Now, I feel like such a dolt.

maliciousgnome writes "Hahaha!"

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:16:00 PST

Hahaha!

maliciousgnome writes "I was bored and waiting on my mom at the doctor so I cracked upon one of her..."

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:15:39 PST

I was bored and waiting on my mom at the doctor so I cracked upon one of her copies of Sense and Sensibility. I was snoring after the first page.

maliciousgnome writes "Isn't half of the use of floss to get salad out from betwixt teeth?"

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:14:50 PST

Isn't half of the use of floss to get salad out from betwixt teeth?

maliciousgnome writes "I need to get this for my husband. He always 'jokes' that he's going to become a..."

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:13:46 PST

I need to get this for my husband. He always 'jokes' that he's going to become a crazy cat lady.

maliciousgnome writes "Oh me too!"

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:13:25 PST

Oh me too!

maliciousgnome writes "I'm scared."

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:13:17 PST

I'm scared.

sacconway writes "hahahaha"

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:23:45 PST

hahahaha

miss_daphne writes "I have this stamp on my diploma."

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 20:24:56 PST

I have this stamp on my diploma.

hrothgars writes "I'm pretty sure this is either the Million Dollar Man, Ted DiBiase, or Mister..."

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 09:29:08 PST

I'm pretty sure this is either the Million Dollar Man, Ted DiBiase, or Mister Wally from the Red Meat comic.

hrothgars writes "I hope the real Indonesian Tree Man is at least getting some royalties from this..."

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 09:21:31 PST

I hope the real Indonesian Tree Man is at least getting some royalties from this doll. If they really want to make a go of it they should start development of a new Saturday morning cartoon with various characters afflicted with all of our favorite dermal anomalies.

hrothgars writes "Yoink!"

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 09:10:02 PST

Yoink!

miss_daphne writes "hmmm I'd try 'em."

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 01:32:30 PST

hmmm I'd try 'em.

cristina writes "Ha, ha, ha!"

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:08:05 PST

Ha, ha, ha!

nocreativity writes "It's as fun as swallowing bags of sand."

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:06:02 PST

It's as fun as swallowing bags of sand.

nocreativity writes "@Cristina That is the highest compliment one can give. That doll looks entirely..."

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:05:18 PST

@Cristina That is the highest compliment one can give. That doll looks entirely too big to be Carol Channing.

cristina writes "YES! Almost as good as the Carol Channing ventriloquist's dummy:
Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:52:25 PST
YES! Almost as good as the Carol Channing ventriloquist's dummy: http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/carol-channing-ventriloquists-doll

cristina writes "You know, I have somehow managed to never read a Jane Austen book."

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:50:59 PST

You know, I have somehow managed to never read a Jane Austen book.

lavabunny writes "I kinda love this, although I've never eaten at White Castle."

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 04:28:06 PDT

I kinda love this, although I've never eaten at White Castle.

miss_daphne writes "Also great as an ice cream topping."

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 03:19:45 PDT

Also great as an ice cream topping.

adri_ba_dadri writes "They really should come out with a break up series.. That would have made..."

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 00:39:41 PDT

They really should come out with a break up series.. That would have made telling my ex-boyfriend I was leaving so much easier. LOL "I'm out... Bye!"

miss_daphne writes "And it's made of lips, snouts and assholes, just like real hot dogs."

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 03:21:57 PDT

And it's made of lips, snouts and assholes, just like real hot dogs.

miss_daphne writes "Awesome."

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 03:19:30 PDT

Awesome.

miss_daphne writes "The hair & makeup are perfect."

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 03:17:58 PDT

The hair & makeup are perfect.

miss_daphne writes "I was thinking maybe it had lavender, or belladonna, in it. Or chloroform? ;D"

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 03:15:17 PDT

I was thinking maybe it had lavender, or belladonna, in it. Or chloroform? ;D

nocreativity writes "An excellent point."

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 21:08:31 PDT

An excellent point.

adri_ba_dadri writes "I love all the craziness you find! It makes my day every time you find something..."

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 18:13:39 PDT

I love all the craziness you find! It makes my day every time you find something new!

adri_ba_dadri writes "It's called alcohol. It too is a sleep aide and will help you sleep and have a..."

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 18:13:03 PDT

It's called alcohol. It too is a sleep aide and will help you sleep and have a more restful sleep. Have some and it'll knock you out.

adri_ba_dadri writes "I agree nocreativity! I totally cheated in high school when we had to read Jane..."

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 18:10:47 PDT

I agree nocreativity! I totally cheated in high school when we had to read Jane Austen. I read spark notes instead. Maybe if they all had sea monsters I would have loved to read them. LOL

nocreativity writes "@maliciousgnome Haha!"

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 12:02:22 PDT

@maliciousgnome Haha!

nocreativity writes "@maliciousgnome Isn't it awesome?"

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 12:01:33 PDT

@maliciousgnome Isn't it awesome?

maliciousgnome writes "Oh man. The taste of the fair. A minute on the lips..."

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 11:48:32 PDT

Oh man. The taste of the fair. A minute on the lips...

maliciousgnome writes "Hahaha! I finally saw this movie a month or so ago."

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 11:48:09 PDT

Hahaha! I finally saw this movie a month or so ago.

nocreativity writes "@lavabunny To keep me from buying it :)"

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 22:52:24 PDT

@lavabunny To keep me from buying it :)

lavabunny writes "Why is this $200?"

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 18:04:45 PDT

Why is this $200?

lavabunny writes "Actually, if I saw someone make origami figures out of the barf bag I'd be..."

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 18:03:29 PDT

Actually, if I saw someone make origami figures out of the barf bag I'd be impressed.

lavabunny writes "I love that it's only $8 to end the world"

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 18:02:01 PDT

I love that it's only $8 to end the world

kabroskie writes "We can have a noiseless karaoke party :-D"

Thu, 13 Aug 2009 21:25:48 PDT

We can have a noiseless karaoke party :-D

miss_daphne writes "Sick, I know."

Sat, 08 Aug 2009 16:48:45 PDT

Sick, I know.

miss_daphne writes "Hilarious! Maybe he was also snorting the OXYCLEAN! THE MOST POWERFUL CLEANER..."

Sat, 08 Aug 2009 16:48:06 PDT

Hilarious! Maybe he was also snorting the OXYCLEAN! THE MOST POWERFUL CLEANER EVER!

nocreativity writes "Oh my god I said the exact same thing!"

Sat, 08 Aug 2009 16:44:13 PDT

Oh my god I said the exact same thing!

miss_daphne writes "OK so this is probably disrespectful. . . . . but. . . . . .Billy Mays was on..."

Sat, 08 Aug 2009 16:37:17 PDT

OK so this is probably disrespectful. . . . . but. . . . . .Billy Mays was on coke when he died? MAYBE THAT'S WHY HE WAS ALWAYS SHOUTING!!

kitsune9 writes "This cracks me up!"

Sat, 08 Aug 2009 02:19:19 PDT

This cracks me up!

kitsune9 writes "I think I've seen this before on some sci-fi shows, like Star Trek and Red..."

Sat, 08 Aug 2009 02:14:57 PDT

I think I've seen this before on some sci-fi shows, like Star Trek and Red Dwarf.

kitsune9 writes "hee hee hee!"

Sat, 08 Aug 2009 02:07:27 PDT

hee hee hee!

kitsune9 writes "Eh? But wouldn't the comb impale your hand when you try to use the knuckles?"

Sat, 08 Aug 2009 02:05:47 PDT

Eh? But wouldn't the comb impale your hand when you try to use the knuckles?

grimsteel09 writes "thought shi shi was "thank you" in chinese. I would drink it :D"

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 22:26:14 PDT

thought shi shi was "thank you" in chinese. I would drink it :D

nocreativity writes "@nic08 For quoting Oingo Boingo you may be my new favourite person."

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 21:35:40 PDT

@nic08 For quoting Oingo Boingo you may be my new favourite person.

miss_daphne writes "Sacrilege."

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 20:43:58 PDT

Sacrilege.

nic08 writes "agreed"

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 20:24:31 PDT

agreed

nic08 writes "yes that is exactly what he was trying to do, but I think it was a dress he was..."

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 20:24:09 PDT

yes that is exactly what he was trying to do, but I think it was a dress he was aiming for. It puts the lotion on it's skin......

maliciousgnome writes "Haha, wtf."

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 20:03:45 PDT

Haha, wtf.

maliciousgnome writes "I've lived in Memphis my whole life and have never been to Graceland. This would..."

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 20:03:25 PDT

I've lived in Memphis my whole life and have never been to Graceland. This would probably suffice as an equivalent experience.

maliciousgnome writes "Um."

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 20:02:41 PDT

Um.

maliciousgnome writes "Neeeeeed"

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 20:02:18 PDT

Neeeeeed

maliciousgnome writes "Waaaant"

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 20:02:10 PDT

Waaaant

maliciousgnome writes "Ok, that cat is adorable."

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 20:01:14 PDT

Ok, that cat is adorable.

maliciousgnome writes "Those whippersnapper modern cats and their drugs. So sad, so sad."

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 20:01:02 PDT

Those whippersnapper modern cats and their drugs. So sad, so sad.

maliciousgnome writes "hahaha"

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 20:00:22 PDT

hahaha

maliciousgnome writes "First I read that as 'gay leggings alerts'."

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 19:59:22 PDT

First I read that as 'gay leggings alerts'.

maliciousgnome writes "A tie-dye machine vomited on a genie."

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 19:58:37 PDT

A tie-dye machine vomited on a genie.

adri_ba_dadri writes "I love this... It's AWESOME!!!!"

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 19:57:56 PDT

I love this... It's AWESOME!!!!

maliciousgnome writes "Whoa... what?"

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 19:56:31 PDT

Whoa... what?

maliciousgnome writes "Soon it will feed...."

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 19:56:13 PDT

Soon it will feed....

maliciousgnome writes "Someone out there is $68.40 stupider."

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 19:55:46 PDT

Someone out there is $68.40 stupider.

maliciousgnome writes "Ahhh, American Apparel, how chic you always are...not."

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 19:55:15 PDT

Ahhh, American Apparel, how chic you always are...not.

maliciousgnome writes "Haha, I love the 'not for reading' disclaimer."

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 19:54:38 PDT

Haha, I love the 'not for reading' disclaimer.

maliciousgnome writes "Ok, so these are 'glasses'. It took me forever just to figure that out, even..."

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 19:54:11 PDT

Ok, so these are 'glasses'. It took me forever just to figure that out, even reading the comments. At first I thought they were giant platform sandals??? Sad.

maliciousgnome writes "Wow."

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 19:53:00 PDT

Wow.

maliciousgnome writes "When I just saw the peanut's face, I wanted it. Then I read the description, saw..."

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 19:51:44 PDT

When I just saw the peanut's face, I wanted it. Then I read the description, saw the little baby peanuts, and the price. Ick.

adri_ba_dadri writes "I love that this horror is "stunningly sexy". Geez... I want to see..."

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 19:40:10 PDT

I love that this horror is "stunningly sexy". Geez... I want to see what "stunningly ugly/ whore like" looks like to these people.

nic08 writes "this is the best cat art I've seen in a long time..."

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 19:33:52 PDT

this is the best cat art I've seen in a long time...

adri_ba_dadri writes "This is so wrong that I find it strangely intriguing.... I kinda want one."

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 19:33:16 PDT

This is so wrong that I find it strangely intriguing.... I kinda want one.

nic08 writes "isn't shi shi the slang for pee pee in Japanese? Anyway with the color it is too..."

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 19:30:33 PDT

isn't shi shi the slang for pee pee in Japanese? Anyway with the color it is too similar for me thank you...

nic08 writes "yeah pretty nasty, like that show on discovery Monsters inside me.... it's awful..."

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 19:29:17 PDT

yeah pretty nasty, like that show on discovery Monsters inside me.... it's awful but I can't stop watching.....

nic08 writes "it's a dead man's party..... see someone wrote a song about it already."

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 19:24:32 PDT

it's a dead man's party..... see someone wrote a song about it already.

nic08 writes "what kind of person would make this, I need to meet them"

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 19:20:37 PDT

what kind of person would make this, I need to meet them

kabroskie writes "I dunno, but I'm still alive!"

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 11:41:58 PDT

I dunno, but I'm still alive!

gregsgal writes "How is he relatively healthy for his age is he has worms, fleas, AND mange?! ..."

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 11:22:14 PDT

How is he relatively healthy for his age is he has worms, fleas, AND mange?! o.O ; ]

gregsgal writes "Haha! Either works. Personally, I like Gregsgalsbrother more though. :D It..."

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 11:16:03 PDT

Haha! Either works. Personally, I like Gregsgalsbrother more though. :D It would be rather creeptastic.

kabroskie writes "Or would that be @Gregsbrotherinlaw?"

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 11:12:42 PDT

Or would that be @Gregsbrotherinlaw?

kabroskie writes "Well, then Gregsgalsbrother and I will have a taxidermied party. It'll be like..."

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 11:12:17 PDT

Well, then Gregsgalsbrother and I will have a taxidermied party. It'll be like the wax museum, only 10000x more creepy!

kabroskie writes ""It looks like your 22 year old dog, "Kabroskie", has worms,..."

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 11:10:09 PDT

"It looks like your 22 year old dog, "Kabroskie", has worms, fleas, and mange. "Kabroskie" is relatively healthy for his age. He is 1/2 greyhound, 1/4 datschund, and 1/4 human."

gregsgal writes "@kabroskie: My younger brother wants to be taxidermied too! He wants to have..."

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 11:08:31 PDT

@kabroskie: My younger brother wants to be taxidermied too! He wants to have one hand posed so he can hold a beer or other beverage and the other arm out so you can pose for pictures with him. It's really fantastic to hear (and see) him describe it all. Plus he wants us to play games and listen to Stairway to Heaven and Alphaville's Forever Young. Hahahaha.

nocreativity writes "Haha! What if they actually sent you back an answer?"

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 11:04:50 PDT

Haha! What if they actually sent you back an answer?

kabroskie writes "I'd swab my own cheek and send it in... hahaha."

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 11:03:03 PDT

I'd swab my own cheek and send it in... hahaha.

betsy2you writes "your SO dirty miss_daphne! LOVE it! i see these all the time here, damn red..."

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 23:32:31 PDT

your SO dirty miss_daphne! LOVE it! i see these all the time here, damn red necks! tho they are usualy 'natural' colred.... men...

miss_daphne writes "Or you could teabag yourself and just hang them from your glasses."

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 23:10:56 PDT

Or you could teabag yourself and just hang them from your glasses.

miss_daphne writes "I just know it's eyes would follow me around the room."

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 23:02:59 PDT

I just know it's eyes would follow me around the room.

cristina writes "@nocreativity Ha, ha! Crazy Newfies."

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 21:57:15 PDT

@nocreativity Ha, ha! Crazy Newfies.

kabroskie writes "Well, that's it, everyone, I'm moving to Newfoundland. I'll no longer keep up..."

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 21:38:36 PDT

Well, that's it, everyone, I'm moving to Newfoundland. I'll no longer keep up with Kaboodle because I'll only speak Newfoundlanguage, and I don't think thats a supported language on Kaboodle...

nocreativity writes "@kabroskie I was studying funeral customs once upon a time and they used do..."

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 21:32:51 PDT

@kabroskie I was studying funeral customs once upon a time and they used do stuff like that in Newfoundland! They would use the corpse to play practical jokes on one another during the wake. They'd even deal the body a hand of cards or put ice cream cones in their hands, weird stuff.

adri_ba_dadri writes "Fine. I'll just have pictures on the web to remember you by. Weird.... LOL"

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 21:32:50 PDT

Fine. I'll just have pictures on the web to remember you by. Weird.... LOL

kabroskie writes "Well, then, Adri_ba_dadri, you won't get one of my urns!"

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 21:30:48 PDT

Well, then, Adri_ba_dadri, you won't get one of my urns!

adri_ba_dadri writes "Hell....No.... If they're dead, I don't need a replica to remember what they..."

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 21:25:16 PDT

Hell....No.... If they're dead, I don't need a replica to remember what they look like.

adri_ba_dadri writes "HaHa! I forgot about that story, Bean! We should ask him about any other..."

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 21:24:10 PDT

HaHa! I forgot about that story, Bean! We should ask him about any other craziness that happened in the hospital.

kabroskie writes "No way!! That's awesome. I'd like to have that done, as long as I was making a..."

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 21:19:59 PDT

No way!! That's awesome. I'd like to have that done, as long as I was making a funny face. Then again, I've always wanted to be taxidermied so people could play ding-dong-ditch with their dead friend... lol

nocreativity writes "@adri_ba_dadri & @Gregsgal If your dad writes a book I will be the first one..."

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 21:18:44 PDT

@adri_ba_dadri & @Gregsgal If your dad writes a book I will be the first one to buy it.

gregsgal writes "Haha! I don't know that I ever heard dad tell that story. I only ever heard..."

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 21:16:10 PDT

Haha! I don't know that I ever heard dad tell that story. I only ever heard about the corpse in the elevator...

adri_ba_dadri writes "Yeah, he's told me a few hospital stories that have freaked me out in my..."

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 21:08:19 PDT

Yeah, he's told me a few hospital stories that have freaked me out in my lifetime.

nocreativity writes "@adri_ba_dadri That story is awful! Your poor father, I don't think I would ever..."

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 18:27:59 PDT

@adri_ba_dadri That story is awful! Your poor father, I don't think I would ever be able to get that image out of my head!

adri_ba_dadri writes "When my dad worked at a hospital, he helped a guy up who had just barely had ..."

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 16:59:40 PDT

When my dad worked at a hospital, he helped a guy up who had just barely had surgery on his stomach a few days before. They had taken his brace off cuz they thought he'd healed enough. Oh, he hadn't. He took 2 steps and his stomach opened up. My dad had to pick up his intestines. Maybe my dad would enjoy this doll... Hmmm...

maliciousgnome writes "Aw, this makes my heart hurt. And my intestines. ew"

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 16:50:24 PDT

Aw, this makes my heart hurt. And my intestines. ew

marrc writes "This definitely takes the weirdness Oscar."

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 09:24:12 PDT

This definitely takes the weirdness Oscar.

maliciousgnome writes "Noooo, not the gnome!"

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 11:30:35 PDT

Noooo, not the gnome!

maliciousgnome writes "LOL to betsy2you"

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 11:28:50 PDT

LOL to betsy2you

maliciousgnome writes "I do love his orange clogs."

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 11:28:05 PDT

I do love his orange clogs.

maliciousgnome writes "hahaha You guys are bad, and thus awesome :)"

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 11:25:39 PDT

hahaha You guys are bad, and thus awesome :)

maliciousgnome writes "Hahaha! Ewwww."

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 11:23:05 PDT

Hahaha! Ewwww.

lavabunny writes "Because the original T isn't weird enough?
Tue, 28 Jul 2009 13:04:40 PDT
Because the original T isn't weird enough?

lavabunny writes "I thought that was an extra ear, which would be excellent. But I like the..."

Tue, 28 Jul 2009 13:02:42 PDT

I thought that was an extra ear, which would be excellent. But I like the cleaver a great deal, too.

hrothgars writes "Unless you are The Last Emperor, keeping this around likely kills part of..."

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 02:28:48 PDT

Unless you are The Last Emperor, keeping this around likely kills part of your soul.

kabroskie writes "@Mikhail and I decided that ButtsNutz and NutsNutz would be cool too... ..."

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 14:23:13 PDT

@Mikhail and I decided that ButtsNutz and NutsNutz would be cool too... Accessories you hang from you belt, either in back or front (depending on butts or nuts)... hahaha

adri_ba_dadri writes "It's because in Utah, you can't talk about penises and vaginas and other..."

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 14:21:11 PDT

It's because in Utah, you can't talk about penises and vaginas and other reproductive organs. So I bet the people making the fuss don't know what they are. Idiots.

adri_ba_dadri writes "The boobs look like eyes. Scared, confused eyes."

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 14:18:08 PDT

The boobs look like eyes. Scared, confused eyes.

adri_ba_dadri writes "I know so many people who would enjoy these beer flavored fake nipples. And..."

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 14:15:43 PDT

I know so many people who would enjoy these beer flavored fake nipples. And there is a penis shaped one too! Now my life is complete.

adri_ba_dadri writes "My mouth fell open when I saw this. Then I cried out ikn horror."

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 14:11:10 PDT

My mouth fell open when I saw this. Then I cried out ikn horror.

adri_ba_dadri writes "Why does she look like the too drunk girl at the party who would smoke the wrong..."

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 14:05:47 PDT

Why does she look like the too drunk girl at the party who would smoke the wrong end of a cigarette?

adri_ba_dadri writes "NO ONE NEEDS FAKE POOP ANYTHING!!!!! EVER!!!!"

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 14:02:48 PDT

NO ONE NEEDS FAKE POOP ANYTHING!!!!! EVER!!!!

adri_ba_dadri writes "Of course it's golden! It's a rather important muscle! Hooray for the uterus!"

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 14:01:27 PDT

Of course it's golden! It's a rather important muscle! Hooray for the uterus!

adri_ba_dadri writes "Now, boobs are great... Just not stuffed with a face that looks scared in them."

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 14:00:05 PDT

Now, boobs are great... Just not stuffed with a face that looks scared in them.

adri_ba_dadri writes "I can see some poor unsuspecting drunk passing out on these and freaking out the..."

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 13:58:53 PDT

I can see some poor unsuspecting drunk passing out on these and freaking out the next morning cuz they have a black pillow stuck to their face. Poor, poor drunk... And yes, it would probably be me.

adri_ba_dadri writes "Why does cup, make up, or home decor designer think everyone must have at least..."

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 13:56:57 PDT

Why does cup, make up, or home decor designer think everyone must have at least one thing that looks like or is made from shit?

adri_ba_dadri writes "This is how I look when my computer at work is being dumb and not working..."

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 13:53:29 PDT

This is how I look when my computer at work is being dumb and not working properly.

adri_ba_dadri writes "This...is...AWESOME!!!! I would have this in my house."

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 13:52:39 PDT

This...is...AWESOME!!!! I would have this in my house.

adri_ba_dadri writes "Cuz we all want to eat our food on prison trays. Is there a hidden compartment..."

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 13:51:18 PDT

Cuz we all want to eat our food on prison trays. Is there a hidden compartment for a shank?

adri_ba_dadri writes "i do love my Snuggie. A slanket in not worthy of my ownership. The name is just..."

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 13:49:58 PDT

i do love my Snuggie. A slanket in not worthy of my ownership. The name is just dumb sounding. It doesn't make you think snug and cozy.

adri_ba_dadri writes "You want this so badly because it looks like it's having a grand ole time being..."

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 13:48:11 PDT

You want this so badly because it looks like it's having a grand ole time being a bean bag. And by grand ole time I mean evil and scary.

adri_ba_dadri writes "Really, really, REALLY dumb."

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 00:08:03 PDT

Really, really, REALLY dumb.

adri_ba_dadri writes "Didn't Kimmora Lee do this to her dog or something? I remember hearing about it..."

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 00:06:23 PDT

Didn't Kimmora Lee do this to her dog or something? I remember hearing about it a few months ago.

adri_ba_dadri writes ""Oh no! You fix that hole in the wall before my dad gets home and beats me..."

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 00:01:32 PDT

"Oh no! You fix that hole in the wall before my dad gets home and beats me with a toaster. He's not gonna believe a giant bowl of talking fruit punch did this."

adri_ba_dadri writes "I love that these are frilly and girly... Yet for a dude. Are the red bows..."

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 00:00:26 PDT

I love that these are frilly and girly... Yet for a dude. Are the red bows supposed to be the masculine feature?

adri_ba_dadri writes "A lot of things are cooler that a tiny hand-cut turd charm. A lot of things."

Fri, 24 Jul 2009 23:56:49 PDT

A lot of things are cooler that a tiny hand-cut turd charm. A lot of things.

adri_ba_dadri writes "I love that her nipples are barely covered. One tiny little false move and she..."

Fri, 24 Jul 2009 23:53:16 PDT

I love that her nipples are barely covered. One tiny little false move and she flashed Spock.

adri_ba_dadri writes "I really do love this..."

Fri, 24 Jul 2009 23:48:49 PDT

I really do love this...

adri_ba_dadri writes "I think I just threw up a little bit."

Fri, 24 Jul 2009 23:47:08 PDT

I think I just threw up a little bit.

adri_ba_dadri writes "They don't even look like them."

Fri, 24 Jul 2009 23:44:15 PDT

They don't even look like them.

adri_ba_dadri writes ""Terracotta pottery-inspired"? It's $79 and they can't make it out of..."

Fri, 24 Jul 2009 23:42:04 PDT

"Terracotta pottery-inspired"? It's $79 and they can't make it out of the real thing. Wow.

adri_ba_dadri writes "This...is...completely....and utterly....dumb. I think I just lost brain cells..."

Fri, 24 Jul 2009 23:39:55 PDT

This...is...completely....and utterly....dumb. I think I just lost brain cells because this is so ridiculous.

adri_ba_dadri writes "Why would you put chicken shit on not just your skin but on your mouth? Where..."

Fri, 24 Jul 2009 23:37:26 PDT

Why would you put chicken shit on not just your skin but on your mouth? Where you put food that you eat? Sweet lord...

miss_daphne writes "N.C. - She does look rather Zen, doesn't she?"

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 15:12:34 PDT

N.C. - She does look rather Zen, doesn't she?

magnus writes "I think this could be useful if you fall asleep a lot while driving."

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 13:03:57 PDT

I think this could be useful if you fall asleep a lot while driving.

cupcakequeen233 writes "I can see the advert now : want to push your enemies towards endless pain or..."

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 19:29:23 PDT

I can see the advert now : want to push your enemies towards endless pain or even suicide?! then buy em' one of these! :D

cupcakequeen233 writes "gnomes can be very evil one gone stole my car! ima buy wona these :D"

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 19:24:06 PDT

gnomes can be very evil one gone stole my car! ima buy wona these :D

cupcakequeen233 writes "ummm this looks more like darh vaders lets say become sexualy aroused and the..."

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 19:22:43 PDT

ummm this looks more like darh vaders lets say become sexualy aroused and the death star was in his closed range ;) you can do the maths... and if you get what i've said it will become very clear

kabroskie writes "I know. It was so gross the teacher showed it to all the classes."

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 09:58:49 PDT

I know. It was so gross the teacher showed it to all the classes.

nocreativity writes "Aw man, I would not want to be that poor kid."

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 08:25:36 PDT

Aw man, I would not want to be that poor kid.

kabroskie writes "We did this in my bio class too. The worst were a keyboard in the library, a..."

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 01:51:02 PDT

We did this in my bio class too. The worst were a keyboard in the library, a freshly dispensed can of coke from the vending machine, and some kids face (It was really gross).

miss_daphne writes "Yes it sinks, but the band plays on."

Fri, 17 Jul 2009 17:58:41 PDT

Yes it sinks, but the band plays on.

lavabunny writes "This is fabulous!"

Fri, 17 Jul 2009 08:18:50 PDT

This is fabulous!

nocreativity writes "I used to do that with my brother's ninja turtle's and transformers action..."

Fri, 17 Jul 2009 08:15:21 PDT

I used to do that with my brother's ninja turtle's and transformers action figures. It was beautiful to see animal and machine coexist and yes, even fall in love. I never brought Barbie into the fold though because she is a lady.

lavabunny writes "@jennic, oh, poor little thing has lost it's head."

Fri, 17 Jul 2009 08:14:36 PDT

@jennic, oh, poor little thing has lost it's head.

gregsgal writes "And really? someone wouldn't notice that bright light flashing up at them?"

Fri, 17 Jul 2009 08:12:30 PDT

And really? someone wouldn't notice that bright light flashing up at them?

gregsgal writes "What is the point of this???"

Fri, 17 Jul 2009 08:12:07 PDT

What is the point of this???

miss_daphne writes "Was it necessary to knit the nip colors on them?"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 21:33:36 PDT

Was it necessary to knit the nip colors on them?

hrothgars writes "I thought that this was pretty funny too (click through to see the text) -->..."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 18:04:04 PDT

I thought that this was pretty funny too (click through to see the text) -->

nocreativity writes "I just checked them out and "my word!""

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:23:02 PDT

I just checked them out and "my word!"

hrothgars writes "Have you seen the homoerotic Batman and Robin watercolor series by Mark..."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:19:23 PDT

Have you seen the homoerotic Batman and Robin watercolor series by Mark Chamberlain? (be advised, some of them are not for the faint of heart)

nocreativity writes "@jesseve Good call."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:11:51 PDT

@jesseve Good call.

jesseve writes "hrothgars, you need to do a "What I'm Wearing" blog right now."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:10:10 PDT

hrothgars, you need to do a "What I'm Wearing" blog right now.

hrothgars writes "Unitard?"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:09:28 PDT

Unitard?

nocreativity writes "@hrothgars Sorry for insulting your onesie."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:07:06 PDT

@hrothgars Sorry for insulting your onesie.

hrothgars writes "Yeah, no chance."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:00:55 PDT

Yeah, no chance.

hrothgars writes "I happen to be wearing this right now."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 16:57:25 PDT

I happen to be wearing this right now.

hrothgars writes "I'm not sure about the fragrance but this has serious potential as an aftershave..."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 16:47:52 PDT

I'm not sure about the fragrance but this has serious potential as an aftershave balm.

hrothgars writes "Why didn't the Ghostbusters just use glass bottles?
Thu, 16 Jul 2009 16:42:58 PDT
Why didn't the Ghostbusters just use glass bottles?

atalina_08 writes "wow, i didnt know bugs could be such perverts.........."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:07:49 PDT

wow, i didnt know bugs could be such perverts..........

betsy2you writes "this would be great for camping"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 12:57:53 PDT

this would be great for camping

betsy2you writes "mc hammer pants are back, dear god no!"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 12:30:00 PDT

mc hammer pants are back, dear god no!

betsy2you writes "poor kitty"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 12:28:55 PDT

poor kitty

betsy2you writes "yummy"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 12:21:16 PDT

yummy

betsy2you writes "they look like they are on fire"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 12:20:46 PDT

they look like they are on fire

betsy2you writes "oh my..."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 12:20:25 PDT

oh my...

betsy2you writes "yuck"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 12:19:54 PDT

yuck

betsy2you writes "they are makeing me dizzy"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 12:19:42 PDT

they are makeing me dizzy

betsy2you writes "for some reason, i kinda like this..."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 12:18:43 PDT

for some reason, i kinda like this...

betsy2you writes "looks just like the realy siamese twin girls, humm, wonder what they would think..."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 12:16:10 PDT

looks just like the realy siamese twin girls, humm, wonder what they would think of this

betsy2you writes "wow, thats just crazy"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 12:12:57 PDT

wow, thats just crazy

betsy2you writes "iv always wanted to play the bigpipe. honestly. this is cool"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 12:09:48 PDT

iv always wanted to play the bigpipe. honestly. this is cool

betsy2you writes "for thos people who shave their eyebrows off"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:58:31 PDT

for thos people who shave their eyebrows off

betsy2you writes "i want one shaped as a hippo"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:57:47 PDT

i want one shaped as a hippo

cheyzan writes "Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret... we must! we must! we must increase our..."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:57:24 PDT

Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret... we must! we must! we must increase our bust! hahahaha.

betsy2you writes "i hear this stuff is amazing. not that id use it"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:55:49 PDT

i hear this stuff is amazing. not that id use it

betsy2you writes "they can be done while still in the mouth?? wow. weird, gorss, and cool all at..."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:55:25 PDT

they can be done while still in the mouth?? wow. weird, gorss, and cool all at the same time. so much more unique then a grill!

betsy2you writes "uh, i rather have the real thing"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:54:13 PDT

uh, i rather have the real thing

betsy2you writes "my jaw droped when i saw the name..."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:53:45 PDT

my jaw droped when i saw the name...

betsy2you writes "awesome"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:52:50 PDT

awesome

betsy2you writes "doopy smurf"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:52:17 PDT

doopy smurf

jesseve writes "For some reason, there are dinosaurs all over my neighborhood. It's awesome"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:51:53 PDT

For some reason, there are dinosaurs all over my neighborhood. It's awesome

betsy2you writes "wheres the self control come in?"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:51:53 PDT

wheres the self control come in?

betsy2you writes "yeah, i need one of these"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:49:01 PDT

yeah, i need one of these

betsy2you writes "i gotta say, thats kinda cool"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:48:39 PDT

i gotta say, thats kinda cool

betsy2you writes "me want too!"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:48:16 PDT

me want too!

betsy2you writes "no thanks, i got my own"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:47:22 PDT

no thanks, i got my own

betsy2you writes "lol"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:47:08 PDT

lol

betsy2you writes "iv seen hair. so this is new. and strange"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:46:35 PDT

iv seen hair. so this is new. and strange

betsy2you writes "i think i just threw up in my mouth"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:46:05 PDT

i think i just threw up in my mouth

betsy2you writes "iv had new york water, it tase the shit"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:43:58 PDT

iv had new york water, it tase the shit

betsy2you writes "i just dont understand that jumpsuit craze, its just awful"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:41:37 PDT

i just dont understand that jumpsuit craze, its just awful

betsy2you writes "oh, thats just so wrong"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:39:43 PDT

oh, thats just so wrong

betsy2you writes "finally, i can clean my ears like a pro"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:38:46 PDT

finally, i can clean my ears like a pro

betsy2you writes "for thos Twilight psychos, so that they can chatch 'edward'"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:37:56 PDT

for thos Twilight psychos, so that they can chatch 'edward'

betsy2you writes "maybe he works for a lawn company, or he works at the golf place??"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:36:44 PDT

maybe he works for a lawn company, or he works at the golf place??

betsy2you writes "not only for the gnomes, but also for that pervert that looks in your window at..."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:35:49 PDT

not only for the gnomes, but also for that pervert that looks in your window at night

lamerchick writes "Lol, I have a list for this sort of thing."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:32:38 PDT

Lol, I have a list for this sort of thing.

betsy2you writes "why? all i ask is, why?"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:32:16 PDT

why? all i ask is, why?

betsy2you writes "lol! i love you miss_daphne! your awesome!"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:31:36 PDT

lol! i love you miss_daphne! your awesome!

betsy2you writes "thats just tooo freaky. i hope not to have nightmares now"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:30:09 PDT

thats just tooo freaky. i hope not to have nightmares now

betsy2you writes "so, tell use??? is it as cool as it sounds??"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:29:15 PDT

so, tell use??? is it as cool as it sounds??

betsy2you writes "kill 'em with chocolate"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:27:29 PDT

kill 'em with chocolate

jennic writes "wow"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:26:11 PDT

wow

dreapuff writes "I love your list! I could spend hours looking at it!"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:25:44 PDT

I love your list! I could spend hours looking at it!

betsy2you writes "yes, becuase you want your lil girl dressing like a stripper as the tender age..."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:25:29 PDT

yes, becuase you want your lil girl dressing like a stripper as the tender age of 3.

dreapuff writes "I think guys want to get these for the same reason they want to get big trucks"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:24:49 PDT

I think guys want to get these for the same reason they want to get big trucks

betsy2you writes "sexy"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:24:39 PDT

sexy

betsy2you writes "youd think that would be heavy"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:24:26 PDT

youd think that would be heavy

jennic writes "McNasty."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:23:30 PDT

McNasty.

jennic writes "i think i'll just keep all my money. thanks though."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:22:42 PDT

i think i'll just keep all my money. thanks though.

betsy2you writes "awesome, finally the Kazoo make it into the orchresta!"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:21:48 PDT

awesome, finally the Kazoo make it into the orchresta!

betsy2you writes "ride 'em cowboy"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:21:00 PDT

ride 'em cowboy

betsy2you writes "i so want this"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:20:37 PDT

i so want this

betsy2you writes "does she come with the drugs too?"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:20:18 PDT

does she come with the drugs too?

betsy2you writes "the 'we need to talk' message always warms your heart and your drink"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:19:54 PDT

the 'we need to talk' message always warms your heart and your drink

jennic writes "oh my. that was frightening."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:19:45 PDT

oh my. that was frightening.

betsy2you writes "oh boy, no more nippling out. havent they heard of a padded bra, or wearing..."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:18:41 PDT

oh boy, no more nippling out. havent they heard of a padded bra, or wearing something warmer maybe??

dreapuff writes "Actually i have seen this fad in Japan....thats where they wear it of course"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:18:11 PDT

Actually i have seen this fad in Japan....thats where they wear it of course

jennic writes "toy geniuses? i think not"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:17:38 PDT

toy geniuses? i think not

dreapuff writes "this is so beyond nasty.."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:17:33 PDT

this is so beyond nasty..

betsy2you writes "new halloween costume. or bedroom costume...."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:17:26 PDT

new halloween costume. or bedroom costume....

betsy2you writes "you can really gun it on the green"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:16:42 PDT

you can really gun it on the green

betsy2you writes "this looks like it would tople right over. too top heavy"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:16:14 PDT

this looks like it would tople right over. too top heavy

jennic writes "disgusting."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:15:37 PDT

disgusting.

jennic writes "i would rather flush $55 down the toilet. this thing is creepy."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:15:00 PDT

i would rather flush $55 down the toilet. this thing is creepy.

dreapuff writes "ew why does the black one have a pink top?"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:14:38 PDT

ew why does the black one have a pink top?

betsy2you writes "WoW! thats just, well, too funny..."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:13:58 PDT

WoW! thats just, well, too funny...

jennic writes "LOL"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:13:40 PDT

LOL

betsy2you writes "hahaha! finaly the true it out!"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:13:30 PDT

hahaha! finaly the true it out!

dreapuff writes "im gonna agree with gregsgal on this one...first place checked?"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:13:10 PDT

im gonna agree with gregsgal on this one...first place checked?

mayank writes "Besides, it being weird. I am tryin to figure out how they would stay on the..."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:13:00 PDT

Besides, it being weird. I am tryin to figure out how they would stay on the face.

jennic writes "i cant imagine the person who would make this and sell it. holy crap."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:12:29 PDT

i cant imagine the person who would make this and sell it. holy crap.

betsy2you writes "man, that guy just annoyse the hell out of me. and now this. grrrrrate!"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:12:24 PDT

man, that guy just annoyse the hell out of me. and now this. grrrrrate!

betsy2you writes "every true ganster... and in ever true ganster their is a ture lady / geltmen..."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:11:39 PDT

every true ganster... and in ever true ganster their is a ture lady / geltmen who wants to look nice too!

dreapuff writes "This is a bit messed up..."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:10:29 PDT

This is a bit messed up...

betsy2you writes "dos that mean they sell this at the undertakers place? damn what is that called?..."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:10:23 PDT

dos that mean they sell this at the undertakers place? damn what is that called? oh well, i blew that one! :(

dreapuff writes "Its a cute nessie though!"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:09:14 PDT

Its a cute nessie though!

betsy2you writes "awesome, freakish, but awesome"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:09:11 PDT

awesome, freakish, but awesome

nocreativity writes "Don't be mad at ornery sugar cookie. He hasn't had an easy life."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:09:10 PDT

Don't be mad at ornery sugar cookie. He hasn't had an easy life.

betsy2you writes "what is thie purops of this?? i mean really?!"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:08:46 PDT

what is thie purops of this?? i mean really?!

jennic writes "that poor cute gnome."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:08:30 PDT

that poor cute gnome.

jennic writes "ooookkkk... i can think of a lot better ways to spend $13"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:07:46 PDT

ooookkkk... i can think of a lot better ways to spend $13

dreapuff writes "This may help a lonely person on a lonely night..."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:06:51 PDT

This may help a lonely person on a lonely night...

jennic writes "wow. scary."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:06:42 PDT

wow. scary.

betsy2you writes "for people who not only have the unibrow, but the unieye..."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:06:31 PDT

for people who not only have the unibrow, but the unieye...

betsy2you writes "awesome, i know what im bring to the next drunken game night!"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:04:53 PDT

awesome, i know what im bring to the next drunken game night!

betsy2you writes "looks like a cookie cutter...."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:04:15 PDT

looks like a cookie cutter....

dreapuff writes "
Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:03:43 PDT
this is just what your parents told you to do when you were young. Climb on into a plastic bag. On the other hand, it looks very fun.

betsy2you writes "that model doesnt look bed ridden....."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:03:09 PDT

that model doesnt look bed ridden.....

betsy2you writes "im thanking you in avandce for the nightmares"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:02:11 PDT

im thanking you in avandce for the nightmares

betsy2you writes "thats just wrong"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:01:32 PDT

thats just wrong

nocreativity writes "@chrisconnolly Haha! I'm so sorry!"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:00:53 PDT

@chrisconnolly Haha! I'm so sorry!

betsy2you writes "RIP Billy Mays! lol i kinda like this, its deffently diffrent!"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:00:51 PDT

RIP Billy Mays! lol i kinda like this, its deffently diffrent!

betsy2you writes "who in the right mind would give this to their child?? or even want this?!?"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:00:09 PDT

who in the right mind would give this to their child?? or even want this?!?

betsy2you writes "oh! thats adorable!! :D"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:59:27 PDT

oh! thats adorable!! :D

betsy2you writes "i'll be the one to test this one out"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:59:11 PDT

i'll be the one to test this one out

betsy2you writes "thats awesome. the freaker version of Popples! oh how i miss my Popple.... :)"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:58:39 PDT

thats awesome. the freaker version of Popples! oh how i miss my Popple.... :)

chrisconnolly writes "I literally went :("

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:58:32 PDT

I literally went :(

dreapuff writes "so when you drink this so all your enemies become blue and easily eaten?"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:57:47 PDT

so when you drink this so all your enemies become blue and easily eaten?

betsy2you writes "the most tust? thats a monkey for you, very trustworthy!"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:57:29 PDT

the most tust? thats a monkey for you, very trustworthy!

betsy2you writes "thats just freakin crazy. it reminds me of the last harry potter movie. all thos..."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:56:45 PDT

thats just freakin crazy. it reminds me of the last harry potter movie. all thos moving cat picture in Umbrige's room!

leopardheels writes "hahaha! thats so cool."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:55:41 PDT

hahaha! thats so cool.

dreapuff writes "This is so hilarious. Imagine a nerd and his "girlfriend" stumbling..."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:55:29 PDT

This is so hilarious. Imagine a nerd and his "girlfriend" stumbling upon this! "Just you wait" he would say

leopardheels writes "This is such an awesome list! So interesting."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:54:38 PDT

This is such an awesome list! So interesting.

jennic writes "haah"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:54:23 PDT

haah

betsy2you writes "that thing is freakish, and isnt Steve gay??"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:53:59 PDT

that thing is freakish, and isnt Steve gay??

dreapuff writes "umm...wow i would want to be that guy who gets to fly and swim through air!"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:53:17 PDT

umm...wow i would want to be that guy who gets to fly and swim through air!

leopardheels writes "haha thats awesome!"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:52:57 PDT

haha thats awesome!

jennic writes "gross"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:52:41 PDT

gross

betsy2you writes "so does it really sink? and do the little people jump out and floating/sinking?..."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:52:31 PDT

so does it really sink? and do the little people jump out and floating/sinking? cause, that would be pretty cool if it came with lil people... :)

leopardheels writes "ewwww!"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:51:10 PDT

ewwww!

leopardheels writes "haha thats cool"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:50:47 PDT

haha thats cool

jennic writes "omg. freaky"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:49:45 PDT

omg. freaky

betsy2you writes "thats cute!"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:48:44 PDT

thats cute!

jennic writes "that is not endearing at all. it is disturbing though."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:48:36 PDT

that is not endearing at all. it is disturbing though.

dreapuff writes "Awesome!!!"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:47:58 PDT

Awesome!!!

betsy2you writes "id finally get the that modeling job if i had these!"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:47:50 PDT

id finally get the that modeling job if i had these!

betsy2you writes "lol"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:46:17 PDT

lol

dreapuff writes "haha brawrr!"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:45:57 PDT

haha brawrr!

dreapuff writes "it looks like $2,500 would go down the drain cause you know its just gonna sink..."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:44:22 PDT

it looks like $2,500 would go down the drain cause you know its just gonna sink your backyard pond

betsy2you writes "ew gross"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:43:38 PDT

ew gross

dreapuff writes "this ones just plain nasty"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:42:48 PDT

this ones just plain nasty

dreapuff writes "Faun!"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:42:17 PDT

Faun!

dreapuff writes "haha we did this in bio 11 and found tons of bacteria on everything!"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:40:43 PDT

haha we did this in bio 11 and found tons of bacteria on everything!

nocreativity writes "So true."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:37:07 PDT

So true.

hrothgars writes "Damn, I knew I should have kept up with my union dues. I do believe my MySpace..."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:35:21 PDT

Damn, I knew I should have kept up with my union dues. I do believe my MySpace profile used to list "toothy Welsh librarian supermodels" in the "Who I'd Like to Meet" field. You really mustn't be vague when trying to identify these sorts of things... the heart wants what it wants.

nocreativity writes "@hrothgars I think if I ever set up a match.com profile that is how I'd describe..."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:20:16 PDT

@hrothgars I think if I ever set up a match.com profile that is how I'd describe my ideal mate: trendy welder.

hrothgars writes "They look like glasses a trendy welder would wear."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:18:24 PDT

They look like glasses a trendy welder would wear.

nocreativity writes "I'm waiting to see these on Kanye West."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:14:23 PDT

I'm waiting to see these on Kanye West.

lamerchick writes "These are "just plain ugly"."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:13:30 PDT

These are "just plain ugly".

gnarledbranches writes "Great list! I wanted to comment on every item. Extremely amusing. :D"

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 04:54:19 PDT

Great list! I wanted to comment on every item. Extremely amusing. :D

gnarledbranches writes "This was the childhood toy that always dreamed of but never got.... O_o haha."

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 04:53:41 PDT

This was the childhood toy that always dreamed of but never got.... O_o haha.

miss_daphne writes "Why are the nipples purple? Overuse?"

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 17:09:13 PDT

Why are the nipples purple? Overuse?

hrothgars writes "Stylish... and only $98.95! But wait, there's more!"

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 16:32:15 PDT

Stylish... and only $98.95! But wait, there's more!

miss_daphne writes "Every time I'm lured back to this list I find something I didn't see before...."

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 16:10:17 PDT

Every time I'm lured back to this list I find something I didn't see before. Thanks for the laughs!

nocreativity writes "This would have been too perfect."

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 16:10:01 PDT

This would have been too perfect.

nocreativity writes "@miss_daphne When I duct tape a baseball hat to airplane seat I don't get that..."

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 16:09:07 PDT

@miss_daphne When I duct tape a baseball hat to airplane seat I don't get that serene look of self satisfaction.

miss_daphne writes "Eh. Just use duct tape."

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 16:04:49 PDT

Eh. Just use duct tape.

miss_daphne writes "This makes me think of the nerd fraternity in Revenge of the Nerds; "Thank..."

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 15:59:56 PDT

This makes me think of the nerd fraternity in Revenge of the Nerds; "Thank you sir may I have another?!"

miss_daphne writes "I have to admit it, these do look "graceful"."

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 15:40:36 PDT

I have to admit it, these do look "graceful".

adri_ba_dadri writes "I know so many people who would love this!!!"

Sun, 05 Jul 2009 23:26:40 PDT

I know so many people who would love this!!!

miss_daphne writes "So much softer than snuggling up to glass. Seriously though, I'm convinced..."

Sun, 05 Jul 2009 15:27:55 PDT

So much softer than snuggling up to glass. Seriously though, I'm convinced that Jager & Nyquil are the same thing. Same shit, different bottle, slap a foreign name on it = instant cool.

cristina writes "Ha, ha! Pretty much exactly what I was going to say."

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 13:44:27 PDT

Ha, ha! Pretty much exactly what I was going to say.

adri_ba_dadri writes "If only my mom had one of these on our drive to church! She'd never have had a..."

Wed, 01 Jul 2009 20:17:15 PDT

If only my mom had one of these on our drive to church! She'd never have had a stiff neck!

hophead writes "Gross."

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 06:54:02 PDT

Gross.

mamor writes "His legs tickle? Creeptastic."

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 23:11:27 PDT

His legs tickle? Creeptastic.

cristina writes "Um..."

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 23:00:37 PDT

Um...

kabroskie writes "hahahah!"

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 23:00:18 PDT

hahahah!

chrisconnolly writes "Hollandaise foam. So obvious!"

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 12:10:12 PDT

Hollandaise foam. So obvious!

maliciousgnome writes "Oh, THAT's what that little yellow circle is. hehe"

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 11:48:36 PDT

Oh, THAT's what that little yellow circle is. hehe

chrisconnolly writes "Yeah, it kind of looks like a second egg yolk. It kind of looks like she had..."

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 11:27:02 PDT

Yeah, it kind of looks like a second egg yolk. It kind of looks like she had a bunch of leftover plush foodstuffs and threw them together in a non-nonsensical bundle. Now, if she made plush versions of some of the dishes from Alinea, it might make more sense. I would buy a plush bacon string in a heartbeat.

nocreativity writes "I don't think the Hollandaise foam shows up all that well, but I still..."

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 11:22:54 PDT

I don't think the Hollandaise foam shows up all that well, but I still appreciate the effort.

chrisconnolly writes "Why this is molecular gastronomy, I'm not really sure, but it's still pretty..."

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 11:17:18 PDT

Why this is molecular gastronomy, I'm not really sure, but it's still pretty great.

meveland990 writes "how much for the iceberg too much i imagine .."

Wed, 24 Jun 2009 13:38:21 PDT

how much for the iceberg too much i imagine ..

maliciousgnome writes "LOL to miss_daphne"

Wed, 24 Jun 2009 12:39:44 PDT

LOL to miss_daphne

maliciousgnome writes "Haha! My husband would so totally try this."

Wed, 24 Jun 2009 12:39:09 PDT

Haha! My husband would so totally try this.

maliciousgnome writes "ew ew EW"

Wed, 24 Jun 2009 12:38:51 PDT

ew ew EW

cristina writes "Yowza."

Wed, 24 Jun 2009 10:47:36 PDT

Yowza.

hrothgars writes "Rad."

Wed, 24 Jun 2009 08:58:57 PDT

Rad.

nurselynds writes "this.is.AWESOME."

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 11:06:34 PDT

this.is.AWESOME.

nocreativity writes "Coming out of the compost bin..."

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 10:24:55 PDT

Coming out of the compost bin...

gregsgal writes ""Yes, it's technically wearable- but very, very heavy, and not meant to be..."

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 10:23:03 PDT

"Yes, it's technically wearable- but very, very heavy, and not meant to be worn, but to exist more as a sculpture that happens to be a dress." Where would you put it???

nocreativity writes "Someone was on A LOT of acid when they created this."

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 10:11:15 PDT

Someone was on A LOT of acid when they created this.

cristina writes "Whoa."

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 10:03:26 PDT

Whoa.

lamerchick writes "I'm not really sure what to say here..."

Mon, 22 Jun 2009 10:12:03 PDT

I'm not really sure what to say here...

torismith1800 writes "Those are too awesome."

Sun, 21 Jun 2009 19:34:36 PDT

Those are too awesome.

faerieye writes "being high would prolly help actually..."

Sat, 20 Jun 2009 15:32:06 PDT

being high would prolly help actually...

faerieye writes "haha! oh this is hilarious"

Sat, 20 Jun 2009 15:27:04 PDT

haha! oh this is hilarious

maliciousgnome writes "On second thought, these just scream 'prom'. Especially with the missile..."

Sat, 20 Jun 2009 12:59:56 PDT

On second thought, these just scream 'prom'. Especially with the missile launcher attachments to, you know, ensure that your date doesn't take liberties or prove to be a d-bag.

nocreativity writes "How high are the people who actually go to these shows?"

Sat, 20 Jun 2009 12:44:39 PDT

How high are the people who actually go to these shows?

kabroskie writes "I'd get the missile launcher attachments."

Sat, 20 Jun 2009 12:41:00 PDT

I'd get the missile launcher attachments.

kabroskie writes "
Sat, 20 Jun 2009 12:40:15 PDT

nocreativity writes "No way! They would get lost at Halloween! These are for everyday."

Sat, 20 Jun 2009 12:39:06 PDT

No way! They would get lost at Halloween! These are for everyday.

kabroskie writes "Incredible."

Sat, 20 Jun 2009 12:36:50 PDT

Incredible.

maliciousgnome writes "Haha! These are rather interesting. I could definitely see someone wearing them..."

Sat, 20 Jun 2009 12:36:19 PDT

Haha! These are rather interesting. I could definitely see someone wearing them at Halloween.

kabroskie writes "Speaking of underwater activities, my friend and I signed up for a badminton..."

Sat, 20 Jun 2009 12:36:03 PDT

Speaking of underwater activities, my friend and I signed up for a badminton class but it was cancelled (due to lack of enrollment) so they lumped us into the aquatics class. I took the "I didn't sign up for this class so I don't really care about it" attitude, and would just goof off all day. /back story They had weight belts that you'd put on to make swimming/treading water more difficult (for the water polo team I would guess), but my friends and I would take a few of them and hold them, and we'd sink to the bottom of the pool. You could jump and run on the bottom of the pool and it felt like you were on the moon or something, so awesome.

kabroskie writes "These are freakin awesome."

Sat, 20 Jun 2009 12:32:05 PDT

These are freakin awesome.

nocreativity writes "Oh man, at first all I could see was Kenny Rogers in my Jell-o (with little..."

Sat, 20 Jun 2009 09:34:24 PDT

Oh man, at first all I could see was Kenny Rogers in my Jell-o (with little pieces of roasted chicken floating in it, of course) and now all I can see is Billy Mays.

torismith1800 writes "I love this so much."

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 08:34:00 PDT

I love this so much.

torismith1800 writes ""have discovered that pregancy is caused by a small venomous snake." ..."

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 08:33:15 PDT

"have discovered that pregancy is caused by a small venomous snake." That was what made me love this.

torismith1800 writes "@gregsgal: I noticed that too..."

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 08:23:31 PDT

@gregsgal: I noticed that too...

torismith1800 writes "Eh..."

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 08:22:40 PDT

Eh...

torismith1800 writes "@nocreativity: YES."

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 08:15:17 PDT

@nocreativity: YES.

torismith1800 writes "Oh no. -stifles laugh behind hand-"

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 08:11:13 PDT

Oh no. -stifles laugh behind hand-

torismith1800 writes "Really? I think it's kind of adorable."

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 08:06:31 PDT

Really? I think it's kind of adorable.

torismith1800 writes "xD I have to have this."

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 08:04:24 PDT

xD I have to have this.

torismith1800 writes "This amuses me."

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 08:03:48 PDT

This amuses me.

torismith1800 writes "This is the best thing ever."

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 07:47:53 PDT

This is the best thing ever.

torismith1800 writes "This is depressing."

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 07:47:34 PDT

This is depressing.

torismith1800 writes "Saving rocky marriages? I think it means, pushing them over the edge."

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 07:47:02 PDT

Saving rocky marriages? I think it means, pushing them over the edge.

torismith1800 writes "Huh."

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 07:42:16 PDT

Huh.

torismith1800 writes "I laughed when I saw this."

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 07:41:16 PDT

I laughed when I saw this.

torismith1800 writes "I watched the video of the trained fishie on ThinkGeek, because they have this..."

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 07:40:48 PDT

I watched the video of the trained fishie on ThinkGeek, because they have this too. Adorable!

torismith1800 writes "Oh, oh no. That's just sick."

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 07:40:17 PDT

Oh, oh no. That's just sick.

torismith1800 writes "I like the fingerprint one."

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 07:38:36 PDT

I like the fingerprint one.

torismith1800 writes "That's disgusting."

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 07:36:43 PDT

That's disgusting.

torismith1800 writes "Adorable. I would buy it just to see if I could fit."

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 07:35:07 PDT

Adorable. I would buy it just to see if I could fit.

torismith1800 writes "I've seen this before and I love it. So strange."

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 07:34:30 PDT

I've seen this before and I love it. So strange.

torismith1800 writes "I think this looks cool. Just because it reminds me of censor bars."

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 07:33:34 PDT

I think this looks cool. Just because it reminds me of censor bars.

torismith1800 writes "No no no! Have you guys seen the bra for men? Of course it's a Japanese thing."

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 07:26:30 PDT

No no no! Have you guys seen the bra for men? Of course it's a Japanese thing.

torismith1800 writes "Moms need this too. It's their hair the food gets thrown into. Cute, and kinda..."

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 07:26:00 PDT

Moms need this too. It's their hair the food gets thrown into. Cute, and kinda weird though.

torismith1800 writes "I actually like this a tad."

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 07:25:05 PDT

I actually like this a tad.

torismith1800 writes "Oh my god, no. Way disturbing."

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 07:24:00 PDT

Oh my god, no. Way disturbing.

torismith1800 writes "Don't worry. You're not. -shudders-"

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 07:23:18 PDT

Don't worry. You're not. -shudders-

torismith1800 writes "I can only answer this with an ear shattering scream."

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 07:22:28 PDT

I can only answer this with an ear shattering scream.

torismith1800 writes "Only thing I can say is, ewewew."

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 07:21:18 PDT

Only thing I can say is, ewewew.

torismith1800 writes "Personally, I think this is awesome in a very strange way."

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 07:19:16 PDT

Personally, I think this is awesome in a very strange way.

torismith1800 writes "It looks like Billy Mays. =O"

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 21:03:59 PDT

It looks like Billy Mays. =O

miss_daphne writes "Looks like something from the Itchy & Scratchy Show."

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:55:46 PDT

Looks like something from the Itchy & Scratchy Show.

nocreativity writes "At first I was disgusted but the little guy has really grown on me. No pun..."

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 14:20:43 PDT

At first I was disgusted but the little guy has really grown on me. No pun intended.

maliciousgnome writes "hahaha Sort of awesome."

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 14:19:04 PDT

hahaha Sort of awesome.

atalina_08 writes "voodoo, maybe?!?"

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 11:46:29 PDT

voodoo, maybe?!?

atalina_08 writes "sweet!"

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 11:45:49 PDT

sweet!

weslee writes "Aww, this is kinda cute!"

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 09:39:03 PDT

Aww, this is kinda cute!

nocreativity writes "Hahaha!"

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 09:33:30 PDT

Hahaha!

nocreativity writes "I forgot he had a mullet too! That was some busy hair. I tried watching the new..."

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 09:28:41 PDT

I forgot he had a mullet too! That was some busy hair. I tried watching the new show but it just wasn't the same.

nocreativity writes "Haha, good point!"

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 09:23:51 PDT

Haha, good point!

lynnie482 writes "I think this might be awesome."

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 09:14:52 PDT

I think this might be awesome.

gregsgal writes "@andreagoth: I love you and your adoration of the living dead!"

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 09:14:37 PDT

@andreagoth: I love you and your adoration of the living dead!

lavabunny writes "The price is sad, because otherwise you have a brand new kind of edible..."

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 09:07:37 PDT

The price is sad, because otherwise you have a brand new kind of edible underwear.

lavabunny writes "Because babies feet aren't edible enough!"

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 09:05:57 PDT

Because babies feet aren't edible enough!

gregsgal writes "Oh my goodness. I can't stop laughing..."

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 08:58:11 PDT

Oh my goodness. I can't stop laughing...

gregsgal writes ""

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 08:57:43 PDT

gregsgal writes "It would ensure a true smile every time. I mean, I wouldn't be able to stop..."

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 08:50:38 PDT

It would ensure a true smile every time. I mean, I wouldn't be able to stop laughing if someone pulled this out and it meowed at me.

gregsgal writes "Steve got cuter as he got older and decided that the blonde fro wasn't really a..."

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 08:43:12 PDT

Steve got cuter as he got older and decided that the blonde fro wasn't really a good look for him. From this: To this: . Have you seen any of the new 90210?

nocreativity writes "So much cuter than Steve with his blonde afro. I bet David Silver would use a..."

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 08:33:21 PDT

So much cuter than Steve with his blonde afro. I bet David Silver would use a goatee shaver.

gregsgal writes "This is pretty funny. And I like that the model kinda looks like Jason Priestly...."

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 08:17:04 PDT

This is pretty funny. And I like that the model kinda looks like Jason Priestly. Oh Brandon Walsh, I miss you...

marrc writes "Yummmmmmy"

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 07:51:05 PDT

Yummmmmmy

marrc writes "Need one of these:)"

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 07:50:12 PDT

Need one of these:)

marrc writes "Funny..."

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 07:49:47 PDT

Funny...

marrc writes "Awesome list!"

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 07:48:38 PDT

Awesome list!

miss_daphne writes "Ha! mmmmbrains"

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:47:29 PDT

Ha! mmmmbrains

nocreativity writes "Archie McPhee (Brain Flavored) Zombie Mints would also be a nice touch."

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 22:20:25 PDT

Archie McPhee (Brain Flavored) Zombie Mints would also be a nice touch.

miss_daphne writes "Hell YES! The only thing that could make this better is if gumballs came out of..."

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 22:14:29 PDT

Hell YES! The only thing that could make this better is if gumballs came out of his mouth.

shfinco writes "LOLOLOLOL you guys are hysterical!"

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 17:08:10 PDT

LOLOLOLOL you guys are hysterical!

shfinco writes "oooh, i remember when i was a kid i had a "little red riding hood" /..."

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 17:01:33 PDT

oooh, i remember when i was a kid i had a "little red riding hood" / "big bad wolf" transforming plush thingy that i loved. creepy & fun at the same time! ;)

hrothgars writes " When I was little, pogo balls didn't have handles on them. ..."

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 16:20:33 PDT

When I was little, pogo balls didn't have handles on them. If you took a dip and went teeth first into a brick wall, all you got was a "Sorry kid, try to develop some balance or coordination or something." What is this handle business? And in a pool? "Water jumping fun?" Somehow, I doubt it.

nocreativity writes "Good call. I can picture a lot of people with this doll and magnifying..."

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 10:04:25 PDT

Good call. I can picture a lot of people with this doll and magnifying glasses...

nocreativity writes "Haha!"

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 10:01:00 PDT

Haha!

miss_daphne writes "A friend of mine built one of these. He called it a catio. It just basically..."

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 02:45:35 PDT

A friend of mine built one of these. He called it a catio. It just basically opened up the window more so the cats could enjoy the "outdoors".

miss_daphne writes "How much for a custom-made muff?"

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 02:36:17 PDT

How much for a custom-made muff?

miss_daphne writes "Take her batteries out!!"

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 02:19:19 PDT

Take her batteries out!!

miss_daphne writes "Endorsed by Whitney Houston."

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 01:56:16 PDT

Endorsed by Whitney Houston.

miss_daphne writes "Wow, $2500 bucks? What a bargain. How much for the iceberg?"

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:57:14 PDT

Wow, $2500 bucks? What a bargain. How much for the iceberg?

lamerchick writes "Ewww!"

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 10:48:40 PDT

Ewww!

nocreativity writes "Oh my... I didn't even notice that. I need a Silkwood scrubdown to feel clean..."

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 10:45:44 PDT

Oh my... I didn't even notice that. I need a Silkwood scrubdown to feel clean again.

cristina writes "gizfever.com"

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 10:39:30 PDT

gizfever.com

nocreativity writes "@miss_daphne It's definitely more original than a Nixon mask."

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 09:43:36 PDT

@miss_daphne It's definitely more original than a Nixon mask.

miss_daphne writes "What about that light-up coat?"

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 18:12:33 PDT

What about that light-up coat?

miss_daphne writes "Eternal Child means you can still wear a diaper. This seems like the..."

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 18:02:47 PDT

Eternal Child means you can still wear a diaper. This seems like the complimentary piece to the golf club urinator thing.

miss_daphne writes "Can this be wiped clean?"

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 17:57:41 PDT

Can this be wiped clean?

miss_daphne writes "Check my list - "Umm . . What?""

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 17:49:34 PDT

Check my list - "Umm . . What?"

miss_daphne writes "For a sec I thought it was a designer athletic support device."

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 17:43:47 PDT

For a sec I thought it was a designer athletic support device.

miss_daphne writes "Now show us where the bad man touched you."

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 17:25:33 PDT

Now show us where the bad man touched you.

miss_daphne writes "Be sure to wear it to the bank."

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 17:17:22 PDT

Be sure to wear it to the bank.

miss_daphne writes "I think my Grandma has this hanging above her 'davenport'."

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 17:00:27 PDT

I think my Grandma has this hanging above her 'davenport'.

miss_daphne writes "Is this for agoraphobes?"

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 22:04:09 PDT

Is this for agoraphobes?

miss_daphne writes "Dave's not here!"

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 21:49:54 PDT

Dave's not here!

miss_daphne writes "Chindogu"

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 21:42:24 PDT

Chindogu

miss_daphne writes "OMFG! I love this thread. How about having this printed at the bottom of the..."

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 21:27:14 PDT

OMFG! I love this thread. How about having this printed at the bottom of the cup: "I stirred this with my penis. Have a nice day."

miss_daphne writes "This makes me think of a certain Judy Blume book. Any of you ladies know what..."

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 20:52:25 PDT

This makes me think of a certain Judy Blume book. Any of you ladies know what I'm talking about?

miss_daphne writes "HAHAha They say not to open a package that's ticking, this one would be..."

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 20:44:57 PDT

HAHAha They say not to open a package that's ticking, this one would be vibrating. hahahahha

miss_daphne writes "I love Kenny Rogers!"

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 20:41:06 PDT

I love Kenny Rogers!

miss_daphne writes "Perfect! I don't want to be buried anyway, just shoot me into space."

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 17:50:40 PDT

Perfect! I don't want to be buried anyway, just shoot me into space.

lamerchick writes "Gooseneck lamp htt..."

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 12:12:19 PDT

Gooseneck lamp http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/gooseneck-task-lamp

lavabunny writes "I'm sure you're right."

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 11:39:26 PDT

I'm sure you're right.

lamerchick writes "Hmm, a goosneck is one of those really bendable metal tubes, isn't it?"

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 11:36:01 PDT

Hmm, a goosneck is one of those really bendable metal tubes, isn't it?

lavabunny writes "I thought it was, what is a goose neck?"

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 11:19:24 PDT

I thought it was, what is a goose neck?

lamerchick writes "That's not a goose neck though. ;)"

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 11:17:41 PDT

That's not a goose neck though. ;)

lamerchick writes "I never heard of this. Sounds like one for my upcoming new list...thanks to LB...."

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 11:15:21 PDT

I never heard of this. Sounds like one for my upcoming new list...thanks to LB. ;)

lavabunny writes "Hey, this is the ultimate goose neck lamp! Don't just say you have one, really..."

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 10:57:24 PDT

Hey, this is the ultimate goose neck lamp! Don't just say you have one, really have one.

lavabunny writes "Lol! This is a must for family game night!"

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 10:51:45 PDT

Lol! This is a must for family game night!

lavabunny writes "And yet, I am sure there is a market for this."

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 10:49:33 PDT

And yet, I am sure there is a market for this.

nocreativity writes "I know! This is going to give me nightmares"

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 09:33:03 PDT

I know! This is going to give me nightmares

lamerchick writes "No, that is TOO strange."

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 09:25:03 PDT

No, that is TOO strange.

maliciousgnome writes "haha"

Sat, 06 Jun 2009 19:19:06 PDT

haha

maliciousgnome writes "I neeeeed this."

Sat, 06 Jun 2009 18:59:38 PDT

I neeeeed this.

maliciousgnome writes "Hahaha, awesome."

Sat, 06 Jun 2009 18:59:07 PDT

Hahaha, awesome.

maliciousgnome writes "This... frightens me."

Sat, 06 Jun 2009 18:59:00 PDT

This... frightens me.

maye_ writes "They are... retro."

Wed, 27 May 2009 19:25:55 PDT

They are... retro.

maye_ writes "Lol, cute"

Wed, 27 May 2009 19:24:43 PDT

Lol, cute

lemonsndlimes writes "NO WAY! Who comes up with this stuff!!! My boyfriend would live this, need to..."

Thu, 21 May 2009 19:51:45 PDT

NO WAY! Who comes up with this stuff!!! My boyfriend would live this, need to steal ;)

lemonsndlimes writes "How true maliciousgnome"

Thu, 21 May 2009 19:51:08 PDT

How true maliciousgnome

lemonsndlimes writes "I've always wanted a Stig Helmet Projection Alarm Clock...hehe."

Thu, 21 May 2009 19:50:29 PDT

I've always wanted a Stig Helmet Projection Alarm Clock...hehe.

lemonsndlimes writes "LOL....awesome! This is the best list"

Thu, 21 May 2009 19:48:08 PDT

LOL....awesome! This is the best list

vntgbabe writes "Noooooo!!!!"

Thu, 21 May 2009 19:45:39 PDT

Noooooo!!!!

cristina writes "Holy crap! $475! Ha, ha!"

Thu, 21 May 2009 15:44:56 PDT

Holy crap! $475! Ha, ha!

maliciousgnome writes "Maybe the demand for Bedazzlers has risen in recent years?"

Wed, 20 May 2009 12:11:23 PDT

Maybe the demand for Bedazzlers has risen in recent years?

nocreativity writes "The price has me bewildered. So, they bedazzled some beef jerky, that couldn't..."

Wed, 20 May 2009 11:11:49 PDT

The price has me bewildered. So, they bedazzled some beef jerky, that couldn't have cost them more than $4? So the rest is for labor?

maliciousgnome writes "The price is the only thing holding me back. Or not."

Wed, 20 May 2009 11:08:37 PDT

The price is the only thing holding me back. Or not.

weslee writes "still love this list!"

Mon, 18 May 2009 20:13:04 PDT

still love this list!

weslee writes "oh...wow"

Mon, 18 May 2009 20:12:22 PDT

oh...wow

weslee writes "yummo!"

Mon, 18 May 2009 20:11:46 PDT

yummo!

maliciousgnome writes "These make me hungry."

Mon, 18 May 2009 20:10:51 PDT

These make me hungry.

maliciousgnome writes ""but they feel no shame". Ha."

Mon, 18 May 2009 20:10:31 PDT

"but they feel no shame". Ha.

weslee writes "Everything smaller is somehow always cuter."

Mon, 18 May 2009 20:10:18 PDT

Everything smaller is somehow always cuter.

maliciousgnome writes "Mmm hmmm."

Mon, 18 May 2009 20:10:14 PDT

Mmm hmmm.

maliciousgnome writes "My cats would most definitely destroy this little hat, but I think it's rather..."

Mon, 18 May 2009 20:10:03 PDT

My cats would most definitely destroy this little hat, but I think it's rather precious.

maliciousgnome writes "Wow. Just... wow."

Mon, 18 May 2009 20:08:18 PDT

Wow. Just... wow.

hophead writes "I would give this list a million hearts if I could. I love reading your..."

Fri, 15 May 2009 10:07:19 PDT

I would give this list a million hearts if I could. I love reading your commentary on this stuff!

hophead writes "This is awesome"

Fri, 15 May 2009 10:03:20 PDT

This is awesome

hophead writes "Haha...ohhh boy."

Fri, 15 May 2009 10:02:36 PDT

Haha...ohhh boy.

nocreativity writes "I don't know of any cat that would allow you to do this to them. Which is..."

Wed, 13 May 2009 13:41:10 PDT

I don't know of any cat that would allow you to do this to them. Which is another reason why I'm happy to have a dog :)

lynnie482 writes ""This fun sombrero..." haha I don't think my cats would think this hat..."

Wed, 13 May 2009 13:36:40 PDT

"This fun sombrero..." haha I don't think my cats would think this hat is fun.

lynnie482 writes "Wow. Maybe a nice dorm room gift for college students? lol"

Mon, 11 May 2009 10:43:01 PDT

Wow. Maybe a nice dorm room gift for college students? lol

maliciousgnome writes "The attention to detail is rather nice."

Mon, 11 May 2009 10:34:44 PDT

The attention to detail is rather nice.

maliciousgnome writes "I would definitely not mind receiving a slice of that in the mail."

Mon, 11 May 2009 10:34:17 PDT

I would definitely not mind receiving a slice of that in the mail.

maliciousgnome writes "Oh this rocks!"

Fri, 08 May 2009 18:15:21 PDT

Oh this rocks!

maliciousgnome writes "This IS sort of cute in a weird way...."

Fri, 08 May 2009 18:15:01 PDT

This IS sort of cute in a weird way....

faerieye writes "wha--?"

Fri, 08 May 2009 18:06:12 PDT

wha--?

faerieye writes "hahaha to nocreavtivity's comment!"

Fri, 08 May 2009 18:05:34 PDT

hahaha to nocreavtivity's comment!

faerieye writes "yes i'm often in the need of a hands free lighting device when i'm running..."

Fri, 08 May 2009 18:04:24 PDT

yes i'm often in the need of a hands free lighting device when i'm running around nude and feeling a bit modest. thank goodness someone heard my prayers!

faerieye writes "HAHAHAHA! "cuchini" lol.... i'll be laughing all day over this"

Fri, 08 May 2009 18:02:06 PDT

HAHAHAHA! "cuchini" lol.... i'll be laughing all day over this

faerieye writes "just... wow."

Fri, 08 May 2009 18:00:40 PDT

just... wow.

cristina writes "@nocreativity Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha!"

Fri, 08 May 2009 17:29:51 PDT

@nocreativity Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha!

cristina writes "Heh. Wow."

Fri, 08 May 2009 17:29:15 PDT

Heh. Wow.

kabroskie writes "@Chrisconnolly - I'm sure he does, he seems like a coffee kind of guy to me. ps..."

Wed, 06 May 2009 10:19:35 PDT

@Chrisconnolly - I'm sure he does, he seems like a coffee kind of guy to me. ps Olbermann ftw.

chrisconnolly writes "Does Olbermann normally smell like coffee?"

Wed, 06 May 2009 10:17:22 PDT

Does Olbermann normally smell like coffee?

cristina writes "Ha, ha! Wow."

Wed, 06 May 2009 10:16:47 PDT

Ha, ha! Wow.

parnell writes ":)"

Mon, 04 May 2009 17:05:55 PDT

maliciousgnome writes "Hahaha!"

Sat, 02 May 2009 17:54:48 PDT

Hahaha!

maliciousgnome writes ""As a bonus, 1 is shaped like a boob, and boobs are cool." Right on."

Sat, 02 May 2009 17:54:04 PDT

"As a bonus, 1 is shaped like a boob, and boobs are cool." Right on.

maliciousgnome writes "Hahaha! Oh man. Pee jokes."

Sat, 02 May 2009 17:53:24 PDT

Hahaha! Oh man. Pee jokes.

nocreativity writes "My guess is someone with a Valtrex prescription"

Thu, 30 Apr 2009 08:16:56 PDT

My guess is someone with a Valtrex prescription

gregsgal writes "Who would buy this?"

Thu, 30 Apr 2009 08:12:18 PDT

Who would buy this?

xxxmusicalsuicidexxx writes "SWEET! lol"

Wed, 29 Apr 2009 11:08:32 PDT

SWEET! lol

parnell writes "Ha! What will they think of next??"

Wed, 29 Apr 2009 11:07:48 PDT

Ha! What will they think of next??

parnell writes "Creepy."

Wed, 29 Apr 2009 11:07:12 PDT

Creepy.

jennic writes "wow, a sagging crotch is what i always look for in pants"

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 09:51:46 PDT

wow, a sagging crotch is what i always look for in pants

lavabunny writes "I don't want to be behind or anywhere near the person who has these on their..."

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 09:49:06 PDT

I don't want to be behind or anywhere near the person who has these on their car.

lavabunny writes "OMG this list. Words cannot describe. Classic."

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 09:35:47 PDT

OMG this list. Words cannot describe. Classic.

lavabunny writes "OMG -- the warning!"

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 09:32:45 PDT

OMG -- the warning!

lavabunny writes "Yes, I think they may be the only one who finds this creature endearing."

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 09:31:44 PDT

Yes, I think they may be the only one who finds this creature endearing.

lavabunny writes "What?!"

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 09:30:54 PDT

What?!

lavabunny writes "Please make this go away."

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 09:30:17 PDT

Please make this go away.

hophead writes "Icky!"

Tue, 21 Apr 2009 11:12:32 PDT

Icky!

hophead writes "It would be handy for tailgating."

Tue, 21 Apr 2009 11:11:41 PDT

It would be handy for tailgating.

cupcakequeen233 writes "i know what you mean lavabunny; but sometimes she looks amazing; sometime i look..."

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 16:55:39 PDT

i know what you mean lavabunny; but sometimes she looks amazing; sometime i look at her and think this looks like one of those scary creatures they made in old star trek eps before they had money, you know the ones that were really obv fake but... still scary,, the ones made from silly putty and mascara

cupcakequeen233 writes "what other reason is there really loll i did kinda love this man tho :D"

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 16:39:24 PDT

what other reason is there really loll i did kinda love this man tho :D

nocreativity writes "I stay in the Communist party for the delicious cookies"

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 16:37:44 PDT

I stay in the Communist party for the delicious cookies

cupcakequeen233 writes "i can see that ad for this now ; finding it hard to tell your boyfriend or..."

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 13:27:23 PDT

i can see that ad for this now ; finding it hard to tell your boyfriend or girlfriend you gave them herpes! well then get this cute cuddly news breaking teddy for a limited time only at toys r us!

cupcakequeen233 writes "nothing says welcome to my party better than communist cookies"

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 13:24:39 PDT

nothing says welcome to my party better than communist cookies

cupcakequeen233 writes "umm i have to admit this was be a earlier way to break the news to my parents..."

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 11:11:14 PDT

umm i have to admit this was be a earlier way to break the news to my parents if i was pregnant lmao just give them the coffee and RUNNN!

cupcakequeen233 writes "or you can just go to the toilet, umm or if your not near one in a bush so your..."

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 11:05:20 PDT

or you can just go to the toilet, umm or if your not near one in a bush so your not carrying it around with you ewww

cupcakequeen233 writes "some this stuff makes me laugh, some makes me think eww wtf! and sometimes its..."

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 11:02:13 PDT

some this stuff makes me laugh, some makes me think eww wtf! and sometimes its like why the hell would people waste their money buying it or time making it lmao i would buy some of this tho like "Bloomin Hatz4Brats tm.. Puppy Pansies Pet Hoodz" for my puppy molly :D

nocreativity writes "I think it's very "The Little Mermaid""

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 16:18:18 PDT

I think it's very "The Little Mermaid"

nocreativity writes "I know! It looks like a puppet from an old children's show."

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 16:17:33 PDT

I know! It looks like a puppet from an old children's show.

maliciousgnome writes "This would scare the crap out of me."

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 16:07:42 PDT

This would scare the crap out of me.

maliciousgnome writes "haha! I read it as 'modern stainless steel crotch' at first."

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 16:07:24 PDT

haha! I read it as 'modern stainless steel crotch' at first.

maliciousgnome writes "Brady Bunch meets that horrible Kardashian show."

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 16:06:58 PDT

Brady Bunch meets that horrible Kardashian show.

maliciousgnome writes "Oh this is beyond awesome."

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 16:06:09 PDT

Oh this is beyond awesome.

maliciousgnome writes "I do want some doughnuts now."

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 16:05:49 PDT

I do want some doughnuts now.

maliciousgnome writes "This is adorable in an awful way."

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 16:04:28 PDT

This is adorable in an awful way.

maliciousgnome writes "Haha! Nothing says Happy Halloween like tangerine-tinted man juice."

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 16:04:05 PDT

Haha! Nothing says Happy Halloween like tangerine-tinted man juice.

maliciousgnome writes "Oh god."

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 16:03:36 PDT

Oh god.

maliciousgnome writes "For the man who's never home long enough to shave? Sad."

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 16:03:13 PDT

For the man who's never home long enough to shave? Sad.

maliciousgnome writes "Hey, roadtrips often call for the full Crock pot roast and veggies experience...."

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 16:02:44 PDT

Hey, roadtrips often call for the full Crock pot roast and veggies experience. That takes 27 hours to cook.

maliciousgnome writes "The definition of sexy."

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 16:01:09 PDT

The definition of sexy.

maliciousgnome writes "Riiiight."

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 16:00:31 PDT

Riiiight.

maliciousgnome writes "Just... uh... wow."

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 16:00:19 PDT

Just... uh... wow.

maliciousgnome writes "HAHA!"

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 16:00:08 PDT

HAHA!

kimberlyhit writes "probably for the millions living in thier cars nowadays!!"

Mon, 13 Apr 2009 19:50:22 PDT

probably for the millions living in thier cars nowadays!!

kimberlyhit writes "These are used on Patients who have been bed ridden also. Sorry I had to give..."

Mon, 13 Apr 2009 19:48:55 PDT

These are used on Patients who have been bed ridden also. Sorry I had to give the medical side. Habbit....lol

kimberlyhit writes "Sorry I can not think of a time where squatting was such a problem.....lol!"

Mon, 13 Apr 2009 19:47:04 PDT

Sorry I can not think of a time where squatting was such a problem.....lol!

im_nerb writes ":O"

Thu, 09 Apr 2009 18:41:48 PDT

hrothgars writes "
Mon, 06 Apr 2009 18:01:38 PDT
Tom Cruise says, "You can also wear these to keep the blood in your head when you are pulling some serious g force's in your F-14... oh no, watch out! We're in his jet wash! I'm losin' it! We gotta bail out! Watch the canopy, Goose! Nooooooooooo!!!"

gregsgal writes "I loathe these things."

Mon, 30 Mar 2009 13:19:10 PDT

I loathe these things.

weslee writes "So many priceless items on here that are too funny for words. lol"

Mon, 23 Mar 2009 19:13:23 PDT

So many priceless items on here that are too funny for words. lol

weslee writes "creepy!"

Mon, 23 Mar 2009 19:10:36 PDT

creepy!

weslee writes "Aw this is cute."

Mon, 23 Mar 2009 19:07:44 PDT

Aw this is cute.

shfinco writes "this is funny - weird too, but funny. we love the stig in this house. lol"

Mon, 23 Mar 2009 07:59:19 PDT

this is funny - weird too, but funny. we love the stig in this house. lol

parnell writes "LOL. Your comment is perfect."

Wed, 18 Mar 2009 08:51:54 PDT

LOL. Your comment is perfect.

lamerchick writes "Lol. :)"

Wed, 18 Mar 2009 06:25:06 PDT

Lol. :)

parnell writes "Oh, okay. Now that I've read the description, I can see it has jet blue flames...."

Wed, 11 Mar 2009 21:34:00 PDT

Oh, okay. Now that I've read the description, I can see it has jet blue flames. Ouch.

gregsgal writes "I didn't even know what Tim Horton's was until I read the description!"

Wed, 11 Mar 2009 10:29:55 PDT

I didn't even know what Tim Horton's was until I read the description!

nocreativity writes "I just can't figure out what either of them have to do with Tim Horton's. Except..."

Wed, 11 Mar 2009 10:16:27 PDT

I just can't figure out what either of them have to do with Tim Horton's. Except for the fact that Timbits are delicious.

gregsgal writes "I've got nuthin'. Although, if you read the description it clearly states..."

Wed, 11 Mar 2009 10:03:13 PDT

I've got nuthin'. Although, if you read the description it clearly states that we should all know California resident Tim Cook (obviously!). I had at least heard of Rod Blagojevich (which is really a miracle since I don't watch to news much at all).

taylorbaylor writes "wtf"

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 22:02:23 PDT

wtf

taylorbaylor writes "this seems like something a serial killer would have in their yard"

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 22:01:42 PDT

this seems like something a serial killer would have in their yard

taylorbaylor writes "ohmigod i want to get this for my cat"

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 21:59:45 PDT

ohmigod i want to get this for my cat

taylorbaylor writes "this is kinda cool.."

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 21:57:06 PDT

this is kinda cool..

taylorbaylor writes "haha i wonder if people are going to start drinking out of these in public..."

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 21:55:48 PDT

haha i wonder if people are going to start drinking out of these in public instead of paper bags

taylorbaylor writes "omg i can see my cat wearing this jk"

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 21:54:09 PDT

omg i can see my cat wearing this jk

taylorbaylor writes "huh..."

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 21:53:17 PDT

huh...

taylorbaylor writes "omg snuggie ripoff!"

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 21:52:21 PDT

omg snuggie ripoff!

taylorbaylor writes "omg i want this!!"

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 21:50:14 PDT

omg i want this!!

taylorbaylor writes "WTF!!"

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 21:49:28 PDT

WTF!!

taylorbaylor writes "wtf"

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 21:48:39 PDT

wtf

taylorbaylor writes "i got the elephant poo paper as a christmas present:)"

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 21:45:56 PDT

i got the elephant poo paper as a christmas present:)

taylorbaylor writes "i cant even imagine the person who would wear this"

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 21:45:02 PDT

i cant even imagine the person who would wear this

taylorbaylor writes "this is freaky"

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 21:43:54 PDT

this is freaky

taylorbaylor writes "this is disturbing..."

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 21:42:25 PDT

this is disturbing...

taylorbaylor writes "this is sad id feel terrible about putting my cat in there"

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 21:40:15 PDT

this is sad id feel terrible about putting my cat in there

taylorbaylor writes "this is the sickest bouncey thing ive ever seen!"

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 21:38:11 PDT

this is the sickest bouncey thing ive ever seen!

taylorbaylor writes "this looks like something from a horror movie"

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 21:37:22 PDT

this looks like something from a horror movie

taylorbaylor writes "i cant imagine ever dressing up a dog like this"

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 21:36:42 PDT

i cant imagine ever dressing up a dog like this

taylorbaylor writes "omfg what kind of person would wear these!?"

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 21:34:51 PDT

omfg what kind of person would wear these!?

taylorbaylor writes "ohmigod this is disturbing!"

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 21:32:29 PDT

ohmigod this is disturbing!

taylorbaylor writes "haha great list XD everything on here made me go wtf!"

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 21:30:54 PDT

haha great list XD everything on here made me go wtf!

parnell writes "I think this is a flashlight. It's still a strange combo, though."

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 21:20:16 PDT

I think this is a flashlight. It's still a strange combo, though.

parnell writes "This is awesome. I remember trying to wear my hair like that."

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 21:19:17 PDT

This is awesome. I remember trying to wear my hair like that.

nocreativity writes "Aww, National Talk Like a Pirate Day is on my dad's birthday. I don't think he'd..."

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 16:00:29 PDT

Aww, National Talk Like a Pirate Day is on my dad's birthday. I don't think he'd mind at all.

gregsgal writes "You could have this as the main course and then
Tue, 10 Mar 2009 15:57:50 PDT
You could have this as the main course and then this for dessert on National Talk Like a Pirate Day!

gregsgal writes "Oh...Ew... "Floating high on the 17,000 calorie seas...and it's coming..."

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 15:55:35 PDT

Oh...Ew... "Floating high on the 17,000 calorie seas...and it's coming to rape and pillage your arteries!"

gregsgal writes "Haha! I've seen these before and I love them a little bit more every time I see..."

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 15:53:29 PDT

Haha! I've seen these before and I love them a little bit more every time I see it.

gregsgal writes "Ooo...You could pair these with the lighted fur coat!"

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 15:52:42 PDT

Ooo...You could pair these with the lighted fur coat!

andreagoth writes "I'd want an explosion and bullet proof tub. I need somewhere to hide when the..."

Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:06:30 PDT

I'd want an explosion and bullet proof tub. I need somewhere to hide when the raging, blood sucking night creatures come. :D

faerieye writes "you'd look like a christmas tree wearing this..."

Mon, 09 Mar 2009 17:22:24 PDT

you'd look like a christmas tree wearing this...

cristina writes "YES!"

Mon, 09 Mar 2009 13:45:40 PDT

YES!

nocreativity writes "I completely agree."

Mon, 09 Mar 2009 13:29:08 PDT

I completely agree.

cristina writes "I think these might be amazing."

Mon, 09 Mar 2009 13:25:52 PDT

I think these might be amazing.

kimberlyhit writes "Wicked chair! Nice find =)"

Fri, 06 Mar 2009 03:12:37 PST

Wicked chair! Nice find =)

kimberlyhit writes "Ummmm Not my kind of hot night.....hehehehe!"

Fri, 06 Mar 2009 03:10:44 PST

Ummmm Not my kind of hot night.....hehehehe!

kimberlyhit writes "LMAO good quote!"

Fri, 06 Mar 2009 03:08:58 PST

LMAO good quote!

maliciousgnome writes "Hahaha!"

Thu, 05 Mar 2009 10:53:15 PST

Hahaha!

nocreativity writes "You're right. If it didn't have the name I wouldn't have guessed it either...."

Thu, 05 Mar 2009 10:27:25 PST

You're right. If it didn't have the name I wouldn't have guessed it either. Maybe it's Noam Chomsky in his younger days.

gregsgal writes "Hahaha! Totally made me think of the line in 10 things I Hate About You where..."

Thu, 05 Mar 2009 10:12:03 PST

Hahaha! Totally made me think of the line in 10 things I Hate About You where Heath Ledger's character says [in regards to the younger sister], "What is it with this chick? She have beer flavored nipples?"

gregsgal writes "Ha ha ha! when I saw the thumbprint on the activity feed I thought it was a..."

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 12:55:53 PST

Ha ha ha! when I saw the thumbprint on the activity feed I thought it was a portrait of Jerry Springer!

gregsgal writes "Is it sad that I knew what hrothgars' picture meant before I even saw..."

Sun, 01 Mar 2009 19:57:36 PST

Is it sad that I knew what hrothgars' picture meant before I even saw nocreativity's response?

gabba_a writes "One of my friend use to have a silver penis lighter. He loved to pull it out..."

Sun, 01 Mar 2009 19:49:56 PST

One of my friend use to have a silver penis lighter. He loved to pull it out when someone asked him for a light, he didn't even smoke.

gregsgal writes "So, I'm confused...It's a lighter? Like, one you'd light a cigarette with? ..."

Sun, 01 Mar 2009 19:43:20 PST

So, I'm confused...It's a lighter? Like, one you'd light a cigarette with? Where does the flame come out? And is there a safety so it doesn't light while you're using its secondary function?

faerieye writes "those are two qualities i wouldn't think to question about my current bath..."

Sun, 01 Mar 2009 19:32:59 PST

those are two qualities i wouldn't think to question about my current bath situation...

faerieye writes "i thought the point of brushing and flossing was to give a clean refreshed..."

Sun, 01 Mar 2009 19:30:46 PST

i thought the point of brushing and flossing was to give a clean refreshed feeling, whats so clean and refreshing about bacon? (as much as i love the stuff)

faerieye writes "this is one of those hybrid of items that really shouldn't have been combined..."

Sun, 01 Mar 2009 19:29:26 PST

this is one of those hybrid of items that really shouldn't have been combined...

pashosha44 writes "Only on Etsy."

Sun, 01 Mar 2009 18:52:38 PST

Only on Etsy.

maliciousgnome writes ""Play with Him! Slay with Him! Be GAY with HIM!" ... umm"

Sun, 01 Mar 2009 09:53:33 PST

"Play with Him! Slay with Him! Be GAY with HIM!" ... umm

maliciousgnome writes "haha"

Sun, 01 Mar 2009 09:52:59 PST

haha

maliciousgnome writes "'the wonder and beauty of the female reproductive system'. etsy delivers again!"

Tue, 24 Feb 2009 12:55:11 PST

'the wonder and beauty of the female reproductive system'. etsy delivers again!

maliciousgnome writes "Suckadelic."

Tue, 24 Feb 2009 12:54:40 PST

Suckadelic.

maliciousgnome writes "Hahaha!"

Tue, 24 Feb 2009 12:54:07 PST

Hahaha!

maliciousgnome writes "While hot dogs shouldn't be made into candy, the cuteness factor is there."

Tue, 24 Feb 2009 12:53:56 PST

While hot dogs shouldn't be made into candy, the cuteness factor is there.

maliciousgnome writes "Every true lady carries one."

Tue, 24 Feb 2009 12:53:22 PST

Every true lady carries one.

kimberlyhit writes "That would be a great trick lamerchick.....LMAO"

Tue, 24 Feb 2009 12:49:53 PST

That would be a great trick lamerchick.....LMAO

kimberlyhit writes "Nerd Heaven!,,,lol"

Tue, 24 Feb 2009 12:47:37 PST

Nerd Heaven!,,,lol

chrisconnolly writes "No, no one wants this."

Mon, 23 Feb 2009 10:05:52 PST

No, no one wants this.

audgepudge writes "awww i actually like this"

Fri, 20 Feb 2009 07:43:43 PST

awww i actually like this

audgepudge writes "haha this is cute"

Fri, 20 Feb 2009 07:41:22 PST

haha this is cute

audgepudge writes "i LOVE them!"

Fri, 20 Feb 2009 07:40:47 PST

i LOVE them!

audgepudge writes "i know people that would buy 7 of these"

Fri, 20 Feb 2009 07:38:23 PST

i know people that would buy 7 of these

frillysunshine writes "Someone should tell Mark Whalberg about this."

Wed, 18 Feb 2009 14:30:46 PST

Someone should tell Mark Whalberg about this.

lamerchick writes "Pizza scented bubble bath. Heaven on earth. :) I'd eat myself."

Mon, 16 Feb 2009 10:52:07 PST

Pizza scented bubble bath. Heaven on earth. :) I'd eat myself.

kimberlyhit writes "Ummmmm...."

Tue, 10 Feb 2009 11:56:24 PST

Ummmmm....

kimberlyhit writes "Hahaha"

Tue, 10 Feb 2009 11:55:59 PST

Hahaha

kimberlyhit writes "LOL I played the game online where you try to hit bush by throwing a shoe at..."

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 12:52:02 PST

LOL I played the game online where you try to hit bush by throwing a shoe at him.

kimberlyhit writes "The string coming from out of in between her legs reminds me of another type of..."

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 12:51:11 PST

The string coming from out of in between her legs reminds me of another type of string! yuck!!

kimberlyhit writes "It should be glow in the dark Barf....Hahahaha"

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 12:49:56 PST

It should be glow in the dark Barf....Hahahaha

kimberlyhit writes "LOL My only fear is some jerk at the party put the real thing in there !!"

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 12:48:55 PST

LOL My only fear is some jerk at the party put the real thing in there !!

capri writes "Wow, 18 pages, I need to take an Aleve. Great job though. Some creepy crap out..."

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 08:38:54 PST

Wow, 18 pages, I need to take an Aleve. Great job though. Some creepy crap out there!

capri writes "Too cool. I wish I could afford this for my future Nephew. It wouldn't fit in..."

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 08:31:34 PST

Too cool. I wish I could afford this for my future Nephew. It wouldn't fit in his room anyways......

capri writes "I bet Bobbitt would have preferred this."

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 08:18:20 PST

I bet Bobbitt would have preferred this.

capri writes "YAH! , I know a girl that reminds me of this Barbie that I would like to have..."

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 08:13:20 PST

YAH! , I know a girl that reminds me of this Barbie that I would like to have been munched on by birds!!!

capri writes "Poor Lucky Care Bear : O ( Hope the person who wears this is lucky."

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 08:10:05 PST

Poor Lucky Care Bear : O ( Hope the person who wears this is lucky.

capri writes "I gotta have this. I remember when my Hubby got me a musical jewerly box and I..."

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 07:54:44 PST

I gotta have this. I remember when my Hubby got me a musical jewerly box and I was telling my Mom and wasn't paying attention to what I was saying and kept saying it played "Choppin". She had to correct me of course. I knew just had a mental lapse moment.

capri writes "Pandora can't chew on the tissue like she does the Kleenex on the nightstand...."

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 07:37:19 PST

Pandora can't chew on the tissue like she does the Kleenex on the nightstand. Oh, what if she see's sme sticking out of this while I'm asleep and starts knawing at it. It wld scare the crap out of me. Maybe not such a good idea. I'm torn!!!!

lamerchick writes "Oh yah, ya know like! She sure is."

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 07:20:31 PST

Oh yah, ya know like! She sure is.

lamerchick writes "o.....m.....g....."

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 07:17:07 PST

o.....m.....g.....

capri writes "Too adorable : O )"

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 07:10:03 PST

Too adorable : O )

capri writes "I need to get this for my nephew's B-Day next month!"

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 07:03:05 PST

I need to get this for my nephew's B-Day next month!

capri writes "lamerchick, isn't your B a blonde?."

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 06:59:33 PST

lamerchick, isn't your B a blonde?.

capri writes "I agree! Has it's pro's and con's though. At night it may scare off some bad..."

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 06:49:17 PST

I agree! Has it's pro's and con's though. At night it may scare off some bad element but if a cop sees it I may get tazed!

nocreativity writes "Thanks for the suggestions. I'll have to keep an eye out."

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 20:14:52 PST

Thanks for the suggestions. I'll have to keep an eye out.

misee writes "i have! they had a tasting at a restaurant by my house. it's quite good,..."

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 15:34:24 PST

i have! they had a tasting at a restaurant by my house. it's quite good, really rich and warm tasting and a little bitter. but it was a little pricey for something you can get pretty much anywhere now. young's makes a chocolate stout that actually has chocolate flavoring in it. rogue makes an AMAZING choco beer that i highly suggest. i've heard that sam adam's makes one, too, and i've heard it's pretty good.

nocreativity writes "I think Step 3 says it all "Discreetly pee till you're on empty and then..."

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 14:06:42 PST

I think Step 3 says it all "Discreetly pee till you're on empty and then get back into the game like nothing ever happened!"

hophead writes "Awe, poor wittle Batman looks like had had himself a little too much to drink."

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 14:03:31 PST

Awe, poor wittle Batman looks like had had himself a little too much to drink.

hophead writes "I think hiding behind a tree would actually be a lot more discrete than this."

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 14:02:31 PST

I think hiding behind a tree would actually be a lot more discrete than this.

nocreativity writes "Misee, have you tried this? I'm tempted to order some, but other chocolate beer..."

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 13:48:57 PST

Misee, have you tried this? I'm tempted to order some, but other chocolate beer I've had has been pretty awful.

misee writes "oh this is a+ delish"

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 13:41:28 PST

oh this is a+ delish

maliciousgnome writes "This is sad, but the more I look at this, the more I sort of want it."

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 13:34:51 PST

This is sad, but the more I look at this, the more I sort of want it.

maliciousgnome writes "Haha, nice!"

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 13:33:54 PST

Haha, nice!

hophead writes "MMmmm....I love me some chocolate stouts."

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 13:32:07 PST

MMmmm....I love me some chocolate stouts.

hrothgars writes "
Mon, 26 Jan 2009 13:18:13 PST

nocreativity writes "That appears to make more sense but I have yet to experience that wonders of..."

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 09:02:40 PST

That appears to make more sense but I have yet to experience that wonders of urinating outdoors :)

kabroskie writes "Or you can hide behind a tree, and not carry a club full of piss around with you..."

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 08:45:58 PST

Or you can hide behind a tree, and not carry a club full of piss around with you all day...

alicebtoklas writes "Yeah, but why is it in a tree?"

Sun, 25 Jan 2009 19:23:07 PST

Yeah, but why is it in a tree?

andreagoth writes "Haha! This is awesome!"

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 23:06:52 PST

Haha! This is awesome!

nocreativity writes "That's how they get you. It looks good, but then if you ever try to stop eating..."

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 18:16:44 PST

That's how they get you. It looks good, but then if you ever try to stop eating it you get the shakes.

maliciousgnome writes "Damn, I'm jealous."

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 18:14:36 PST

Damn, I'm jealous.

maliciousgnome writes "Hahaha! Nice!"

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 18:14:18 PST

Hahaha! Nice!

maliciousgnome writes "I want to know what's in it. It actually looks sort of tasty."

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 18:13:22 PST

I want to know what's in it. It actually looks sort of tasty.

lamerchick writes "Lmao!! I Love kristi7's "I faked all my orgasms." :D"

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 08:20:27 PST

Lmao!! I Love kristi7's "I faked all my orgasms." :D

nic08 writes "flashbacks of my hamster rolling into the pool; no good!"

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 23:18:06 PST

flashbacks of my hamster rolling into the pool; no good!

nic08 writes "oh my you guys have me crying again!"

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 23:16:21 PST

oh my you guys have me crying again!

rachiavelli writes "Well, half a Cheech. "You want a moustache ride? C'mon baby, don't be..."

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 17:25:49 PST

Well, half a Cheech. "You want a moustache ride? C'mon baby, don't be stuck up..."

nocreativity writes "You make a lovely Cheech."

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 16:55:42 PST

You make a lovely Cheech.

rachiavelli writes "My bf and I did this Halloween before last (can't find a picture of him as..."

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 16:33:46 PST

My bf and I did this Halloween before last (can't find a picture of him as Chong, which is a damn shame) The easiest, cheapest, funnest costumes EVER.

kimberlyhit writes "Ummmm! I got nothing!!!!"

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 14:55:14 PST

Ummmm! I got nothing!!!!

nocreativity writes "My brother used to have a parakeet and he didn't have a single shirt without..."

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 21:30:23 PST

My brother used to have a parakeet and he didn't have a single shirt without bird crap all over it. These almost made sense.

nocreativity writes "Agreed. She is the scariest trannie ever."

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 21:27:40 PST

Agreed. She is the scariest trannie ever.

kabroskie writes "Again, really freakin' awkward."

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 21:04:11 PST

Again, really freakin' awkward.

kabroskie writes ":-\ No good. If it makes Kabroskie uncomfortable, it certainly is awkward."

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 21:03:48 PST

:-\ No good. If it makes Kabroskie uncomfortable, it certainly is awkward.

kabroskie writes "My grandparents got these for their cockatiels, and the birds let out such..."

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 21:02:30 PST

My grandparents got these for their cockatiels, and the birds let out such blood-curdling screams when they put it on, and the birds basically just played possum until they took them off... Kabroskie does not recommend these.

kabroskie writes "LOL. That could be one of the most useless devices ever."

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 21:01:03 PST

LOL. That could be one of the most useless devices ever.

hophead writes "Novel idea. OR you could just put on a sweater."

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 20:54:02 PST

Novel idea. OR you could just put on a sweater.

hophead writes "Amanda Lepore scares hophead."

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 20:52:51 PST

Amanda Lepore scares hophead.

nocreativity writes "2 Legit 2 Quit?"

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 20:36:43 PST

2 Legit 2 Quit?

hrothgars writes "

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 10:42:01 PST

jessicababyy90 writes "I actually thought it WAS a hot dog at first."

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 08:45:07 PST

I actually thought it WAS a hot dog at first.

maliciousgnome writes "Boob-chill epidemic!"

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 16:22:13 PST

Boob-chill epidemic!

maliciousgnome writes "Ahhhh"

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 16:22:01 PST

Ahhhh

hrothgars writes "I think you all should lose your coffee making privileges. Couldn't you just..."

Sat, 17 Jan 2009 10:47:50 PST

I think you all should lose your coffee making privileges. Couldn't you just put pee in it like any other normal, civilized person?

gregsgal writes "Huh? Why would your boobs be cold?"

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 10:37:43 PST

Huh? Why would your boobs be cold?

rachiavelli writes "I used to have a boss who collected Seuss sculpture. They were freaking RAD, it..."

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 22:28:09 PST

I used to have a boss who collected Seuss sculpture. They were freaking RAD, it was always a happy day when he had a new one shipped to the office.

alicebtoklas writes "No, it can't be over D:"

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 21:13:22 PST

No, it can't be over D:

alicebtoklas writes "Well, I don't know, I mean, I get all my inspiration and influence off of..."

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 21:10:02 PST

Well, I don't know, I mean, I get all my inspiration and influence off of license plates.

alicebtoklas writes "hahhahahahhahah the arrow, i love the arrow pointing to the tiny hole"

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 21:05:12 PST

hahhahahahhahah the arrow, i love the arrow pointing to the tiny hole

alicebtoklas writes "Awe, what does it say :("

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:58:24 PST

Awe, what does it say :(

alicebtoklas writes "I'm going to get this for my friends daughter so she leaves me the hell alone"

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:54:18 PST

I'm going to get this for my friends daughter so she leaves me the hell alone

alicebtoklas writes "Please dont stop"

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:46:36 PST

Please dont stop

alicebtoklas writes "If you think about it people wear thigh highs, skirts are getting that short,..."

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:43:02 PST

If you think about it people wear thigh highs, skirts are getting that short, arm bands-yup, strapless tops, and upper arm bands, yeah thats today's fashion

alicebtoklas writes "too much reading"

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:36:44 PST

too much reading

alicebtoklas writes "Ha my boyfriend is named Joseph Smith (seriously), and I beg to differ with..."

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:35:21 PST

Ha my boyfriend is named Joseph Smith (seriously), and I beg to differ with charis87

alicebtoklas writes "HAHAHAHAH lamerchick"

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:33:24 PST

HAHAHAHAH lamerchick

alicebtoklas writes "I like it (for pets)"

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:31:52 PST

I like it (for pets)

alicebtoklas writes "...with a face?"

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:30:46 PST

...with a face?

alicebtoklas writes "Nope, it's my first time :)"

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:17:25 PST

Nope, it's my first time :)

alicebtoklas writes "no"

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:09:09 PST

alicebtoklas writes "awe so adorable"

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:08:23 PST

awe so adorable

alicebtoklas writes "Poor guy"

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:07:19 PST

Poor guy

alicebtoklas writes "Oh happy day, more POOP!"

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:05:14 PST

Oh happy day, more POOP!

alicebtoklas writes "I like the Sneaky Spoon better, freeloader sounds so negative"

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:04:12 PST

I like the Sneaky Spoon better, freeloader sounds so negative

alicebtoklas writes "Screw the cat, this is awesome"

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:01:34 PST

Screw the cat, this is awesome

alicebtoklas writes "Oh hell no"

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:52:10 PST

Oh hell no

alicebtoklas writes "With my luck it's probably later on your list, but check out my Accessories List..."

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:51:04 PST

With my luck it's probably later on your list, but check out my Accessories List under Jewelry. There's a necklace with each of the Golden Girls faces on it. Love it! Unfortunately, currently sold out. (stolen from jinnyjinn's list)

alicebtoklas writes "Psh, we need more than that"

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:44:40 PST

Psh, we need more than that

alicebtoklas writes "I'm in the process of making a poop themed gift basket for an equally immature..."

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:31:30 PST

I'm in the process of making a poop themed gift basket for an equally immature friend of mine, thank you for you all these poop products!

alicebtoklas writes "Abortion party!"

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:26:07 PST

Abortion party!

alicebtoklas writes "It's cute, i't creepy, it's useful... getting one for sure."

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 16:53:18 PST

It's cute, i't creepy, it's useful... getting one for sure.

alicebtoklas writes "Who would have thought? This is all my ex and I needed."

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 16:51:03 PST

Who would have thought? This is all my ex and I needed.

alicebtoklas writes "You know a dude made these."

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 16:46:52 PST

You know a dude made these.

alicebtoklas writes "The centipede is larger than this scarf?"

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 16:43:16 PST

The centipede is larger than this scarf?

alicebtoklas writes "Love it"

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 16:36:29 PST

Love it

alicebtoklas writes "Picture really disturbs me"

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 16:33:33 PST

Picture really disturbs me

alicebtoklas writes "that is almost cool"

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 16:32:36 PST

that is almost cool

alicebtoklas writes "Even for a dollar, this is just a bad idea."

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 16:25:56 PST

Even for a dollar, this is just a bad idea.

alicebtoklas writes "HAHAHA"

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 15:39:32 PST

HAHAHA

alicebtoklas writes "My best friend potty trained his little cat. I think this would be perfect for..."

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 15:31:40 PST

My best friend potty trained his little cat. I think this would be perfect for them, besides the lid always having to be open for the little bugger

alicebtoklas writes "What are you guys talking about, this is sweet!"

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 15:14:03 PST

What are you guys talking about, this is sweet!

alicebtoklas writes "Not okay"

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 15:12:06 PST

Not okay

pachyderms writes "hahhhh i have one for my quaker parrot, it has a sailboat applique. tbh they do..."

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:14:18 PST

hahhhh i have one for my quaker parrot, it has a sailboat applique. tbh they do have a practical purpose but he won't wear his!

kaboodles_of_fun writes "LOL. this makes me suspicious of women who say "giving birth is..."

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 16:11:02 PST

LOL. this makes me suspicious of women who say "giving birth is beautiful."

kaboodles_of_fun writes "it kind of looks like a hot dog at first glance. emphasis on glance."

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 16:09:27 PST

it kind of looks like a hot dog at first glance. emphasis on glance.

nocreativity writes "Putting it over red lipstick sounds like a really cool idea. You and Cristina..."

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 15:40:39 PST

Putting it over red lipstick sounds like a really cool idea. You and Cristina are making me want to try this.

gregsgal writes "Wait..."Ideal for groups"?!"

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 15:07:41 PST

Wait..."Ideal for groups"?!

cristina writes "Ha, ha, ha!"

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 14:55:52 PST

Ha, ha, ha!

starlet writes "It's also back in stock at YSL's website:
Tue, 13 Jan 2009 14:55:43 PST
It's also back in stock at YSL's website: http://www.yslbeautyus.com/make-up-lips-lipgloss/c38_42_51/p372/gloss-pur-black-limited-edition/product_info.html I'm another member of the extremely pale society and I am dying to try this over red lipstick.

kristi7 writes "How about a Valentine's Day series? "I faked all my orgasms.""

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 14:54:59 PST

How about a Valentine's Day series? "I faked all my orgasms."

cristina writes "By posting that link I meant to indicate that it's still available from Neiman..."

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 14:47:04 PST

By posting that link I meant to indicate that it's still available from Neiman Marcus' website. :)

cristina writes "http:/..."

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 14:46:41 PST

http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/limited-edition-black-lip-gloss I'm also wicked pale and am sort of looking forward to it. :) I used to wear dark lipsticks exclusively but haven't really in years. We shall see. (It's coming tomorrow, actually). :)

nocreativity writes "Oooh, I want to know how it looks! It's sold out everywhere so it can't be as..."

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 14:43:32 PST

Oooh, I want to know how it looks! It's sold out everywhere so it can't be as bad as I thought. I'm ghostly pale so I think it would take me into goth territory.

mikhail writes "Is anyone else reminded of The Outer Limits?
Tue, 13 Jan 2009 14:38:22 PST
Is anyone else reminded of The Outer Limits? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon_with_a_Glass_Hand

cristina writes "Heh. I ordered this. It should be here today, if memory serves."

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 14:37:35 PST

Heh. I ordered this. It should be here today, if memory serves.

nocreativity writes "haha, words to live by."

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 14:05:01 PST

haha, words to live by.

misee writes "nothing says i love you like syphilis (i can't believe i know how to spell..."

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:57:21 PST

nothing says i love you like syphilis (i can't believe i know how to spell syphilis)

maliciousgnome writes "Ok, this is awesome."

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:56:16 PST

Ok, this is awesome.

maliciousgnome writes "Hold a lighter to her mouth and if a fire starts, it's Little Amy."

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:55:53 PST

Hold a lighter to her mouth and if a fire starts, it's Little Amy.

maliciousgnome writes "Haha!"

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:54:33 PST

Haha!

maliciousgnome writes "Haha this is an awesome comment train."

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:53:33 PST

Haha this is an awesome comment train.

maliciousgnome writes "Haha! It sounds so cute in theory, but no."

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:53:05 PST

Haha! It sounds so cute in theory, but no.

nocreativity writes ""Enjoy your herpes""

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:52:02 PST

"Enjoy your herpes"

misee writes "exactly where i enjoy my penii, nestled snugly into my neck"

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:51:29 PST

exactly where i enjoy my penii, nestled snugly into my neck

misee writes "this is the most beautiful thing i've ever seen"

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:50:01 PST

this is the most beautiful thing i've ever seen

misee writes ""sry about the crabs", "the clap is treatable, right?",..."

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:48:03 PST

"sry about the crabs", "the clap is treatable, right?", "we have to talk about our AIDS"

lavabunny writes "Yeah, why is this the hot new thing in every mag? And why is it great for..."

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:42:29 PST

Yeah, why is this the hot new thing in every mag? And why is it great for parties? Shouldn't I spend $1.99 at a costume shop for make-up and get the same effect.

lavabunny writes "For the piss drunk"

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:40:45 PST

For the piss drunk

lavabunny writes "36 yards, that seems like a good buy- but I thought the whole point was that it..."

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:34:48 PST

36 yards, that seems like a good buy- but I thought the whole point was that it wasn't supposed to be 'break away.' If you can free yourself where's the fun?

lavabunny writes "It's like from The Terminator-- when is Judgement Day?"

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:14:35 PST

It's like from The Terminator-- when is Judgement Day?

lavabunny writes "I'm sorry, but she is way to pudgy, and her make-up is all nice and clean. Her..."

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:10:48 PST

I'm sorry, but she is way to pudgy, and her make-up is all nice and clean. Her outfit isn't at all trashy. This is like a Disney version of Amy.

lavabunny writes "I love that this won an award!"

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:09:14 PST

I love that this won an award!

nocreativity writes "I think an STD series could be interesting."

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 12:45:26 PST

I think an STD series could be interesting.

rmagana writes "not a bad idea LMAO...this put a smile on my face!"

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 12:44:04 PST

not a bad idea LMAO...this put a smile on my face!

misee writes "; _ ;"

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 12:43:49 PST

; _ ;

misee writes "hahahah my friend and i had an idea a long time ago to make cups with horrible..."

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 12:41:48 PST

hahahah my friend and i had an idea a long time ago to make cups with horrible messages on them like this. "fucked your best friend, sorry", "your b.o. has become an issue", "lost $100,00 at the casino" etc. because a delicious beverage always softens the blow of any bad news

chrisconnolly writes "Ladies, please never do this to your man."

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 12:24:21 PST

Ladies, please never do this to your man.

cristina writes "Holy crapola."

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 12:19:53 PST

Holy crapola.

cristina writes "Wow."

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 12:19:38 PST

Wow.

gregsgal writes "In Utah there was this whole hullaballoo about people's personalized license..."

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 11:26:34 PST

In Utah there was this whole hullaballoo about people's personalized license plates (someone was offended because one said Merlot and they thought it was encouraging kids to drink (really it was the person's last name)). It created this entire controversy about whether there should be restrictions on what you can put on your plate. Ridiculous. Oddly enough, though, I have seen the horrible things dangling from the back of trucks and I've never heard anyone be offended by them. I think these are WAY worse than a license plate that say Brandy or Merlot...

gregsgal writes "Ha ha! Oh, Dwayne Wayne. I haven't thought of him in a long time."

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 11:14:42 PST

Ha ha! Oh, Dwayne Wayne. I haven't thought of him in a long time.

gregsgal writes "OR, I could take that same $68.33 and go to lunch with an old friend of my own..."

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 11:13:47 PST

OR, I could take that same $68.33 and go to lunch with an old friend of my own and take a photo of it that way I have a nice new memory that will last me forever. I don't understand this guy's sales pitch.

gregsgal writes "He is a pretty cool guy. And he looked a lot like Bea - even with his thick..."

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 11:01:03 PST

He is a pretty cool guy. And he looked a lot like Bea - even with his thick beard!

gregsgal writes "This will look perfect with my Jesus Chair and Billygoat footrest!"

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 10:38:04 PST

This will look perfect with my Jesus Chair and Billygoat footrest!

gregsgal writes "Eeew! I saw these on someone else's poll (Cristina's I think). I didn't know..."

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 10:34:15 PST

Eeew! I saw these on someone else's poll (Cristina's I think). I didn't know you could also get them as a necklace! Gross! Thinking of that scratching my chest makes my skin crawl even more than the thought of them scratching my neck as earrings.

gregsgal writes "Or you could always buy two and wear one the right way and the other one..."

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 10:22:32 PST

Or you could always buy two and wear one the right way and the other one backwards. Then both nips would be covered and there wouldn't be any need for the long hair

gregsgal writes "How do you explain this to someone without souding completely skeevy?"

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 10:20:46 PST

How do you explain this to someone without souding completely skeevy?

toshiba1 writes "Lol :)"

Sat, 10 Jan 2009 13:20:30 PST

Lol :)

knoxygal writes "Yay! more strange stuff! Oh how I love it!"

Fri, 09 Jan 2009 15:30:34 PST

Yay! more strange stuff! Oh how I love it!

newsgirl057 writes ""The artwork is my own... so if you have a request, it just might be..."

Fri, 09 Jan 2009 14:59:54 PST

"The artwork is my own... so if you have a request, it just might be possible." What would you want to put this artwork on?

weslee writes "I can't look at this without feeling like there are hundreds of tiny little..."

Fri, 09 Jan 2009 11:25:49 PST

I can't look at this without feeling like there are hundreds of tiny little critters crawling all over my body....gross.

vntgbabe writes "It's hard to type while laughing my a** off at the same time!"

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 20:45:21 PST

It's hard to type while laughing my a** off at the same time!

berkeleymaven writes "Very strange indeed. Gotta give you props for taking the time to put together..."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 14:07:31 PST

Very strange indeed. Gotta give you props for taking the time to put together this little mad ensemble.

weslee writes "Hahahahaha! Yup, it's not so pretty."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 13:42:56 PST

Hahahahaha! Yup, it's not so pretty.

gregsgal writes "Man! This list was fantastic! I wish I'd found it sooner!"

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 13:25:39 PST

Man! This list was fantastic! I wish I'd found it sooner!

newsgirl057 writes "What would Freud say?"

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 13:21:30 PST

What would Freud say?

newsgirl057 writes "The words "create your own" to describe condoms can never be a good..."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 13:18:22 PST

The words "create your own" to describe condoms can never be a good thing...

newsgirl057 writes "As in, the show?"

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 13:06:58 PST

As in, the show?

newsgirl057 writes "Well, that would just be littering."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 13:04:57 PST

Well, that would just be littering.

gregsgal writes "It would be awesome on your front lawn on Halloween amongst the skeletons and..."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 13:04:17 PST

It would be awesome on your front lawn on Halloween amongst the skeletons and grave stones.

gregsgal writes "Ok, I'm not going to lie. I think this is freakishly fantastic. Not something..."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 13:03:45 PST

Ok, I'm not going to lie. I think this is freakishly fantastic. Not something I would buy, but wow...

gregsgal writes "@ lovefamedeath, what a horrible thought! The sad thing is that I wouldn't put..."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 13:02:38 PST

@ lovefamedeath, what a horrible thought! The sad thing is that I wouldn't put it past someone to do that.

kimberlyhit writes "For the picky man....Punn!"

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:59:44 PST

For the picky man....Punn!

gregsgal writes "Great. Now penis-mobiles can have antlers and those horrible tailgate balls?!"

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:59:27 PST

Great. Now penis-mobiles can have antlers and those horrible tailgate balls?!

kimberlyhit writes "HO alert!.....;)"

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:58:49 PST

HO alert!.....;)

jessicababyy90 writes "Sick."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:58:38 PST

Sick.

nocreativity writes "Your brother sounds awesome"

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:57:01 PST

Your brother sounds awesome

gregsgal writes "Wouldn't this be the first place someone would look for pot?"

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:56:43 PST

Wouldn't this be the first place someone would look for pot?

nocreativity writes "You're probably right."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:56:16 PST

You're probably right.

jessicababyy90 writes "Haha. I watched this movie back in 5th grade when all the girls were learning..."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:56:08 PST

Haha. I watched this movie back in 5th grade when all the girls were learning about the menstrual cycle, and one of the main characters made pancakes in the shape of a pelvis, ha.

nocreativity writes "Haha. I really appreciate the visual. Thank you, gregsgal."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:55:32 PST

Haha. I really appreciate the visual. Thank you, gregsgal.

kitsune01 writes "Haha, I'm intrigued and scared of it at the same time."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:55:00 PST

Haha, I'm intrigued and scared of it at the same time.

kitsune01 writes "Most creative, indeed. While the act of childbirth is human's highest order of..."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:54:27 PST

Most creative, indeed. While the act of childbirth is human's highest order of creation, not sure if this is executed well. However I give it props for the try.

jessicababyy90 writes "haha this would be a fun gift."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:54:09 PST

haha this would be a fun gift.

hophead writes "I think it would be better for abstinence education because it would probably..."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:54:06 PST

I think it would be better for abstinence education because it would probably scare the shit out of a kid.

gregsgal writes "My brother, his girlfriend and two people from work dressed up as the Golden..."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:51:41 PST

My brother, his girlfriend and two people from work dressed up as the Golden Girls for Halloween this year. He was Bea Arthur.

gregsgal writes "Does it dispense from both sides at the same time? If not you're going to look..."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:49:51 PST

Does it dispense from both sides at the same time? If not you're going to look rather uneven...

lamerchick writes "Passing this by like I didn't even see it."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:49:26 PST

Passing this by like I didn't even see it.

jessicababyy90 writes "Just walk into any fast food joint and you can smell like that for free."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:49:20 PST

Just walk into any fast food joint and you can smell like that for free.

gregsgal writes "Have I mentioned my theory? I think that the uglier something is, the more..."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:49:04 PST

Have I mentioned my theory? I think that the uglier something is, the more expensive it is. Case in point, this hideous thing.

lamerchick writes "Oh, I could have fun with this."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:48:45 PST

Oh, I could have fun with this.

lamerchick writes "I could use one of these from time to time."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:48:03 PST

I could use one of these from time to time.

lamerchick writes "Lmao @ gregsgal!!"

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:47:08 PST

Lmao @ gregsgal!!

toshiba1 writes "I have this. And it actually does a good job with my lips lol!"

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:46:58 PST

I have this. And it actually does a good job with my lips lol!

lamerchick writes "ok..."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:46:23 PST

ok...

lamerchick writes "Sad. Just plain sad."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:46:12 PST

Sad. Just plain sad.

gregsgal writes "This could go witht he belly button brush that Kimberlyhit has on one of her..."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:46:07 PST

This could go witht he belly button brush that Kimberlyhit has on one of her lists. Then every guy would be jealous of you whether he had a Porche or not (see belly button brush description).

jessicababyy90 writes "okay, this is just really weird and creepy, and i don't think i'd ever want my..."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:46:04 PST

okay, this is just really weird and creepy, and i don't think i'd ever want my kid to "play" with this.

toshiba1 writes "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the crystal skull..."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:45:06 PST

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the crystal skull...

gregsgal writes "This is what happens when you buy tights that are too small. No girl likes..."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:43:45 PST

This is what happens when you buy tights that are too small. No girl likes that, so why would you willingly put these on?!

gregsgal writes "I can just hear it now. Dr: "How did this happen?" Dumb Guy: ..."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:42:23 PST

I can just hear it now. Dr: "How did this happen?" Dumb Guy: "I...I, uh, fell. Yeah, that's right. I fell and, well, gravity makes fools of us all..."

lamerchick writes "Sigh, I did always want one of these. Thank you so much. There goes that new..."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:42:08 PST

Sigh, I did always want one of these. Thank you so much. There goes that new pair of heels I've been wanting.

lamerchick writes "Oh, but the description says "Can be worn as a set with the *Limited..."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:40:23 PST

Oh, but the description says "Can be worn as a set with the *Limited Edition* Bunny & Kitty Bikini Tops". Hey, I just saw those somewhere, probably on this list. That would make me feel SO much better...

gregsgal writes "Could you be picked up for public nakedness in this?"

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:39:36 PST

Could you be picked up for public nakedness in this?

lamerchick writes "Sigh..."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:39:27 PST

Sigh...

gregsgal writes "Oh my, I want one!"

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:38:45 PST

Oh my, I want one!

lamerchick writes "I can't even begin to think what to say..."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:38:40 PST

I can't even begin to think what to say...

gregsgal writes "Oh, how nice! Something to go with my tampon bracelet and diaphragm earrings......"

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:36:22 PST

Oh, how nice! Something to go with my tampon bracelet and diaphragm earrings... Why would anyone buy this?

gregsgal writes "I would die if I saw someone walking up the street wearing this thing!"

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:33:28 PST

I would die if I saw someone walking up the street wearing this thing!

toshiba1 writes "Folk art. Aparently all folk art must have chickens in them."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:33:08 PST

Folk art. Aparently all folk art must have chickens in them.

gregsgal writes "This is just an accident waiting to happen, but an awesome segway to the..."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:31:38 PST

This is just an accident waiting to happen, but an awesome segway to the "help! I've fallen and I can't get up!" commercial!

nocreativity writes "Aww, I'm sorry. You can actually purchase her for $9.00, so it's more of a..."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:29:44 PST

Aww, I'm sorry. You can actually purchase her for $9.00, so it's more of a hooker deal. No offense meant to dancers.

toshiba1 writes "How do you come up with this stuff? Freaking hilarious."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:29:29 PST

How do you come up with this stuff? Freaking hilarious.

toshiba1 writes "I almost take exception to that comment. Im a stripper. My shit is clean..."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:26:27 PST

I almost take exception to that comment. Im a stripper. My shit is clean thankyou.

maye_ writes "Oh my good lord."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:25:38 PST

Oh my good lord.

gregsgal writes "I love that they call this a "stylish sleep system""

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:24:18 PST

I love that they call this a "stylish sleep system"

toshiba1 writes "Hold up.."Recycled" taxidermy squirrel feet?"

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:23:15 PST

Hold up.."Recycled" taxidermy squirrel feet?

toshiba1 writes "The scarey thing is..on the right guy this would totally work."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:22:42 PST

The scarey thing is..on the right guy this would totally work.

nocreativity writes "Or you could just walk around with your hand there"

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:21:53 PST

Or you could just walk around with your hand there

kimberlyhit writes "I think a video tape would be a better educational tool! Gesss why not take them..."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:21:18 PST

I think a video tape would be a better educational tool! Gesss why not take them on a field trip to watch the real thing They would all become NUNS.....LOL

toshiba1 writes "If you are outside wouldnt you just tap your ash onto the ground?"

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:18:51 PST

If you are outside wouldnt you just tap your ash onto the ground?

toshiba1 writes "Pasties come in to play I imagine"

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:16:15 PST

Pasties come in to play I imagine

gregsgal writes "ha ha! Great one nocreativity!"

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:15:29 PST

ha ha! Great one nocreativity!

gregsgal writes "ha ha ha! Not just a severed hand, but one that moves on its own!"

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:14:30 PST

ha ha ha! Not just a severed hand, but one that moves on its own!

gregsgal writes "What happens if you don't have long hair?!"

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:13:47 PST

What happens if you don't have long hair?!

gregsgal writes "This is fantastic! Now if only we could have picked this in 4th grade band..."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:13:17 PST

This is fantastic! Now if only we could have picked this in 4th grade band classes!

mamor writes "I'm scared."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:07:28 PST

I'm scared.

nocreativity writes "I know! I just kind of sat and stared at it, who knows how much time passed."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:06:48 PST

I know! I just kind of sat and stared at it, who knows how much time passed.

rachiavelli writes "the thumbnail looks a bit like a mutant raccoon."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:06:06 PST

the thumbnail looks a bit like a mutant raccoon.

cristina writes "I... Holy crap."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:05:00 PST

I... Holy crap.

kristi7 writes "Whoa. This is terrifying."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:02:31 PST

Whoa. This is terrifying.

chrisconnolly writes "I would imagine it has enough air inside it for short walking on water..."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 09:33:06 PST

I would imagine it has enough air inside it for short walking on water excavations - I don't think it's meant to live in for a prolonged time. Just think though, if you had two of these, you could re-create the "Atlasphere" from American Gladiators! Yah!

gimmebackmybrain writes "How would you breathe inside of this?!"

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 09:14:47 PST

How would you breathe inside of this?!

hophead writes "This seems like it could potentially be very dangerous if something were to go..."

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 08:59:22 PST

This seems like it could potentially be very dangerous if something were to go wrong.

weslee writes "lol"

Thu, 01 Jan 2009 15:32:45 PST

lol

weslee writes "How do you find this stuff!!!???"

Thu, 01 Jan 2009 15:31:25 PST

How do you find this stuff!!!???

kimberlyhit writes "I do not think I would trust anyone enough to ever try it!"

Fri, 26 Dec 2008 15:26:22 PST

I do not think I would trust anyone enough to ever try it!

nocreativity writes "Well said."

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 15:26:55 PST

Well said.

maliciousgnome writes "Example of why this is a bad idea: Mom: Well, Dave, I can just ride in your..."

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 15:09:00 PST

Example of why this is a bad idea: Mom: Well, Dave, I can just ride in your car! Son: NO Mom! I need to, uh, rearrange a few things in there first... High class.

maliciousgnome writes "This is just wrong."

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 15:07:02 PST

This is just wrong.

lamerchick writes "Here's one...
Fri, 19 Dec 2008 07:32:04 PST
Here's one... http://www.folterclothing.com/shop/product.php?productid=180&cat=15&page=5 Although I don't know if it would be considered weird or just plain stupid...

lamerchick writes "You know, I like to think of myself as very open minded, and not much grosses me..."

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 06:59:05 PST

You know, I like to think of myself as very open minded, and not much grosses me out, and if you're into fetishes that's fine with me, and I might even be open to try something different...depending (a BIG depending), but the dog thing just takes it that extra step way too far.

hophead writes ""The figure can be placed on all fours or on her back as you please and..."

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 06:24:53 PST

"The figure can be placed on all fours or on her back as you please and features fully cast offable clothing, with "extras" where you can insert for "added" effect."

kitsune01 writes "Haha, those crazy Japanese fetishes xD"

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 13:48:20 PST

Haha, those crazy Japanese fetishes xD

harmanl writes "I kind of love this :)"

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 12:50:38 PST

I kind of love this :)

newsgirl057 writes "Wow...I can't believe that this product even made it to the conceptual phase..."

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 11:18:21 PST

Wow...I can't believe that this product even made it to the conceptual phase...

hophead writes "Wow. Gessh. I don't even know what to say."

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 11:03:54 PST

Wow. Gessh. I don't even know what to say.

hophead writes "Kinky! Haha"

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 11:02:05 PST

Kinky! Haha

cristina writes "//Great for the office.// Indeed."

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 10:35:00 PST

//Great for the office.// Indeed.

cristina writes "You win. I will never update my Randomness list again because nothing can beat..."

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 10:33:49 PST

You win. I will never update my Randomness list again because nothing can beat this. :) Holy crap! Heh.

lamerchick writes "OMFG!!! WTF??? Is this REALLY necessary? Come on. This needs a special list all..."

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 08:15:03 PST

OMFG!!! WTF??? Is this REALLY necessary? Come on. This needs a special list all it's own, and Sick comes to mind way over weird. That is just so gross. Ugh!!!

harmanl writes "I found a new item for your list:
Tue, 09 Dec 2008 08:16:02 PST
I found a new item for your list: http://www.amazon.com/Collectible-Dolls-Kammer-Reinhardt-Switch/dp/B000OTEUO4/ref=sr_1_381?ie=UTF8&s=hi&qid=1228837749&sr=1-381

maliciousgnome writes "hahaha"

Mon, 08 Dec 2008 08:48:57 PST

hahaha

pulpl0ve writes "omg! lol so effing cute <3"

Thu, 04 Dec 2008 09:47:25 PST

omg! lol so effing cute <3

maliciousgnome writes "Yes, YOU too can look like an attention-craving whore for only $422! Order now!"

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 12:57:14 PST

Yes, YOU too can look like an attention-craving whore for only $422! Order now!

cristina writes "gobble, gobble!"

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 12:56:17 PST

*gobble, gobble!*

cristina writes "Dear lord in heaven..."

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 12:55:57 PST

Dear lord in heaven...

maliciousgnome writes "Oh my god. I want this."

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 12:55:21 PST

Oh my god. I want this.

maliciousgnome writes "hahahaha"

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 12:54:56 PST

hahahaha

maliciousgnome writes ""for dogs only". Well hmph. Way to ruin the fun, etsy seller, for all..."

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 12:54:09 PST

"for dogs only". Well hmph. Way to ruin the fun, etsy seller, for all of us who wanted this costume for ourselves, our kids, our cats, etc.

maliciousgnome writes "Ha!"

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 12:52:42 PST

Ha!

maliciousgnome writes "Top seller, eh?"

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 12:52:11 PST

Top seller, eh?

kimberlyhit writes "LOL! You should look at my Creative creations list, I have a very interesting..."

Sun, 30 Nov 2008 20:39:23 PST

LOL! You should look at my Creative creations list, I have a very interesting cigarette case I found!

lindsayryan writes "I managed a restaurant where one of my servers wore her best friends ashes in a..."

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 11:14:20 PST

I managed a restaurant where one of my servers wore her best friends ashes in a dolphin charm around her neck.

lindsayryan writes "I want it!"

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 11:12:07 PST

I want it!

rmagana writes "hahaha too too funny!"

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 11:12:03 PST

hahaha too too funny!

rmagana writes "WTF! who would travel with this? hahaha perfect for a gag gift!"

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 11:11:14 PST

WTF! who would travel with this? hahaha perfect for a gag gift!

lindsayryan writes "Well that's unnecessary."

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 11:07:15 PST

Well that's unnecessary.

lindsayryan writes "Hahahaha"

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 11:06:02 PST

Hahahaha

lindsayryan writes "Oh no."

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 11:05:17 PST

Oh no.

lindsayryan writes "That's awesome."

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 11:04:57 PST

That's awesome.

lindsayryan writes "That's exactly what I'll buy for my teen daughter."

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 11:03:55 PST

That's exactly what I'll buy for my teen daughter.

cristina writes "Ha, ha, ha!"

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 11:02:18 PST

Ha, ha, ha!

nocreativity writes "It reminds me of the puppets that we had in health class when I was in..."

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 09:25:49 PST

It reminds me of the puppets that we had in health class when I was in elementary school, "Bernice and Bernie." I'm worried someone's going to stick felt genitalia on her and I'll be scarred for life all over again.

kimberlyhit writes "Reminds me of IRobot! I suppose it is better than doing one or two contact..."

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 09:20:21 PST

Reminds me of IRobot! I suppose it is better than doing one or two contact points at a time though.

hophead writes "Woah, that is kind of cool, although I couldn't imagine ever wearing it. Or..."

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 09:14:27 PST

Woah, that is kind of cool, although I couldn't imagine ever wearing it. Or paying 900 bucks for it.

hophead writes "Yeah. That's creppy as hell."

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 09:09:42 PST

Yeah. That's creppy as hell.

cristina writes "Yes!"

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 13:07:41 PST

Yes!

hophead writes "That would be pure class to have sitting on the lawn."

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 08:36:24 PST

That would be pure class to have sitting on the lawn.

maliciousgnome writes "I always end up sitting with the window half covered by the seat in front of or..."

Sat, 15 Nov 2008 23:17:18 PST

I always end up sitting with the window half covered by the seat in front of or behind me. This brings up horrid memories. Thanks a lot, uncommongoods.com!

maliciousgnome writes "Ha!"

Sat, 15 Nov 2008 23:16:09 PST

Ha!

maliciousgnome writes "ugh"

Sat, 15 Nov 2008 23:15:24 PST

ugh

peggysue73 writes "HAHAHHA....OMG-THAT WAS GREAT! LOL"

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 15:36:50 PST

HAHAHHA....OMG-THAT WAS GREAT! LOL

peggysue73 writes "hahaha I SO NEED THAT!"

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 15:34:34 PST

hahaha I SO NEED THAT!

cristina writes "How have I not hearted this list yet?"

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 15:27:49 PST

How have I not hearted this list yet?

nocreativity writes "This list has taken a nasty turn today"

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 15:27:01 PST

This list has taken a nasty turn today

kimmyowns writes "My husband has this in green. He loves it dearly."

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 15:26:42 PST

My husband has this in green. He loves it dearly.

cristina writes "Hot."

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 15:24:44 PST

Hot.

cristina writes "Oh, snap, they're back....though I swear they were better before and one looked..."

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 12:44:44 PST

Oh, snap, they're back....though I swear they were better before and one looked like a big bullet. Maybe I'm misremembering.

cristina writes "I'm still bummed I never got the shot and shell salt and pepper shakers from the..."

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 12:43:04 PST

I'm still bummed I never got the shot and shell salt and pepper shakers from the NRA while they were available.

weslee writes "this is pretty awesome"

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 12:27:56 PST

this is pretty awesome

weslee writes "Isn't this what the aliens use to experiment on us?"

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 12:27:16 PST

Isn't this what the aliens use to experiment on us?

cristina writes "Um... OK."

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 11:01:29 PST

Um... OK.

cristina writes "Kind of cool in its way."

Mon, 10 Nov 2008 13:31:09 PST

Kind of cool in its way.

kimberlyhit writes "Great here come the nightmares...hahaha!"

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 01:00:35 PST

Great here come the nightmares...hahaha!

kimberlyhit writes "What kind of "GRASS"....hahaha!"

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 01:00:04 PST

What kind of "GRASS"....hahaha!

maliciousgnome writes "I saw this in Barnes and Noble! It's squishy."

Sat, 08 Nov 2008 23:59:12 PST

I saw this in Barnes and Noble! It's squishy.

maliciousgnome writes "What the hell?"

Sat, 08 Nov 2008 23:58:53 PST

What the hell?

maliciousgnome writes "Whaaaa?"

Sat, 08 Nov 2008 23:57:51 PST

Whaaaa?

maliciousgnome writes "And such an affordable price, too."

Sat, 08 Nov 2008 23:57:17 PST

And such an affordable price, too.

maliciousgnome writes "Hahaha! Caught it."

Sat, 08 Nov 2008 23:56:35 PST

Hahaha! Caught it.

berlingot writes "there's elephant poo paper, too!"

Sat, 08 Nov 2008 16:31:58 PST

there's elephant poo paper, too!

berlingot writes "D:"

Sat, 08 Nov 2008 16:25:13 PST

magnus writes "It's green."

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 10:14:43 PDT

It's green.

kate771 writes "pretty wacky stuff but some or cool i might have so steal some off your list if..."

Wed, 29 Oct 2008 20:12:22 PDT

pretty wacky stuff but some or cool i might have so steal some off your list if that's OK

cristina writes "Lined with furry tartan?! Oh, man. I do need this."

Wed, 29 Oct 2008 14:58:06 PDT

Lined with furry tartan?! Oh, man. I do need this.

nocreativity writes "I think I'd be sent home if I ever carried this to work. I think it would be..."

Wed, 29 Oct 2008 14:57:20 PDT

I think I'd be sent home if I ever carried this to work. I think it would be cool if you had your own landscaping business though.

weslee writes "omg"

Wed, 29 Oct 2008 14:37:28 PDT

omg

weslee writes "how is this sensible?"

Wed, 29 Oct 2008 14:37:08 PDT

how is this sensible?

cristina writes ":)"

Wed, 29 Oct 2008 14:35:35 PDT

nocreativity writes "What can I say, I'm all class, all the time."

Wed, 29 Oct 2008 14:30:33 PDT

What can I say, I'm all class, all the time.

cristina writes "Wow, from corpsesforsale.com."

Wed, 29 Oct 2008 14:24:29 PDT

Wow, from corpsesforsale.com.

leopardheels writes "haha i love this list!"

Mon, 27 Oct 2008 22:19:01 PDT

haha i love this list!

kimberlyhit writes "Scared of this...hehe!"

Mon, 27 Oct 2008 22:02:52 PDT

Scared of this...hehe!

kimberlyhit writes "Why, just WHY?"

Mon, 27 Oct 2008 22:02:03 PDT

Why, just WHY?

kimberlyhit writes "OMG!"

Mon, 27 Oct 2008 22:01:32 PDT

OMG!

kimberlyhit writes "LOL!"

Mon, 27 Oct 2008 22:01:03 PDT

LOL!

lamerchick writes "OMG...that is just totally sick..."

Mon, 27 Oct 2008 11:28:12 PDT

OMG...that is just totally sick...

cristina writes "Ha, ha. Indeed."

Thu, 23 Oct 2008 14:30:11 PDT

Ha, ha. Indeed.

kimberlyhit writes "Love the bottle...hehehe"

Thu, 23 Oct 2008 12:59:33 PDT

Love the bottle...hehehe

ihearvoices2 writes "Now that's just wrong! LOL What a great gift idea!"

Thu, 23 Oct 2008 05:43:23 PDT

Now that's just wrong! LOL What a great gift idea!

bird_sh20 writes "the perfect toy to help teach the kids about sex"

Thu, 23 Oct 2008 01:20:21 PDT

the perfect toy to help teach the kids about sex

maliciousgnome writes ""Not for use as an actual tampon". Oh my god. Can't... stop......"

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 22:27:10 PDT

"Not for use as an actual tampon". Oh my god. Can't... stop... laughing....

maliciousgnome writes ""Our Personalized Action Figures Look, dress and talk just like you..."

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 22:26:04 PDT

"Our Personalized Action Figures Look, dress and talk just like you !!!!!" Wait... what?

maliciousgnome writes "Hahaha!"

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 22:25:05 PDT

Hahaha!

maliciousgnome writes ""What a friendly welcoming shape!" ... there are no words...."

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 22:23:52 PDT

"What a friendly welcoming shape!" ... there are no words....

maliciousgnome writes "Haha!"

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 22:23:18 PDT

Haha!

maliciousgnome writes "Wow."

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 22:22:40 PDT

Wow.

maliciousgnome writes "Hahaha! I cannot stop laughing at this."

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 22:21:11 PDT

Hahaha! I cannot stop laughing at this.

lovefamedeath writes "Love it!"

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:26:20 PDT

Love it!

nic08 writes "yes I am on the rag..... pow, pow"

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:26:17 PDT

yes I am on the rag..... pow, pow

lovefamedeath writes "<3"

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:25:53 PDT

nic08 writes "actually a cute idea! i sewed a pouch and put baby powder in it and we sprinkle..."

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:25:26 PDT

actually a cute idea! i sewed a pouch and put baby powder in it and we sprinkle it around the room, it works!

lovefamedeath writes "I'm starting to think the japanese are a freaky bunch."

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:25:07 PDT

I'm starting to think the japanese are a freaky bunch.

lovefamedeath writes "For your husband's toolbox."

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:23:25 PDT

For your husband's toolbox.

lovefamedeath writes "WHAT?!?! If you even have the urge to buy this, you probably shouldnt be married..."

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:22:59 PDT

WHAT?!?! If you even have the urge to buy this, you probably shouldnt be married anymore.

nic08 writes "yikes"

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:22:27 PDT

yikes

lovefamedeath writes "I'd love to do these as a halloween decoration."

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:21:55 PDT

I'd love to do these as a halloween decoration.

nic08 writes "I wish I knew this person, in fact I think it may be one of my friends! ;]"

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:21:21 PDT

I wish I knew this person, in fact I think it may be one of my friends! ;]

lovefamedeath writes "..."

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:19:25 PDT

...

lovefamedeath writes "I think i'm going to buy these to walk through my neighbor's yard in when it..."

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:18:49 PDT

I think i'm going to buy these to walk through my neighbor's yard in when it snows. He's going to love that. NOT!

lovefamedeath writes "So great!!! If we have to mentstrate, they should suffer too."

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:15:44 PDT

So great!!! If we have to mentstrate, they should suffer too.

lovefamedeath writes "I could just see a manwhore sending this to a girl. Hey, thanks for last night,..."

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:14:03 PDT

I could just see a manwhore sending this to a girl. Hey, thanks for last night, Guess what you've got now!

lovefamedeath writes ":D Dicktard. Boy is my husband going to ever be sorry I learned that one......"

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:12:18 PDT

:D Dicktard. Boy is my husband going to ever be sorry I learned that one... THANKS.

lovefamedeath writes "I want my husband to buy me these for our anniversary!!! Nothing says I love you..."

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:11:10 PDT

I want my husband to buy me these for our anniversary!!! Nothing says I love you like a 22k gold WHORE.

lovefamedeath writes "Because I'm not a whore, but my furniture is."

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:09:48 PDT

Because I'm not a whore, but my furniture is.

lovefamedeath writes "If you gave it to me... I'd actually keep this one."

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:08:41 PDT

If you gave it to me... I'd actually keep this one.

lovefamedeath writes "If I ever decide to kill myself..."

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:07:35 PDT

If I ever decide to kill myself...

lovefamedeath writes "If i ever need a drink this badly...."

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:06:21 PDT

If i ever need a drink this badly....

lovefamedeath writes "No. Just no."

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:04:11 PDT

No. Just no.

lamerchick writes "OMG! No, no ,no ,no ,no, no..."

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:04:07 PDT

OMG! No, no ,no ,no ,no, no...

lamerchick writes "LMAO!!!"

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:03:16 PDT

LMAO!!!

lovefamedeath writes "WHY?!?! Maybe a morbid baby shower?! WHY?"

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:02:30 PDT

WHY?!?! Maybe a morbid baby shower?! WHY?

nic08 writes "the best list i've looked at in a long time!"

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:02:28 PDT

the best list i've looked at in a long time!

lovefamedeath writes "NO!"

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:01:29 PDT

NO!

lovefamedeath writes "Okay, I so need a throw pillow that says that!"

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:01:05 PDT

Okay, I so need a throw pillow that says that!

nic08 writes "okay now what I drank it all"

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 13:56:08 PDT

okay now what I drank it all

nic08 writes "ohhh Yeahhh, gotta get it."

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 13:51:39 PDT

ohhh Yeahhh, gotta get it.

nic08 writes "for christmas (every smoker I know) ;]"

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 13:47:50 PDT

for christmas (every smoker I know) ;]

nic08 writes "stealing this for my office!"

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 13:45:25 PDT

stealing this for my office!

nic08 writes "okay I got me a squirrel, how do I get them on?"

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 13:45:01 PDT

okay I got me a squirrel, how do I get them on?

nic08 writes "lol, too hard to type! Not really a funny story but 25 years ago I learned that..."

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 13:44:21 PDT

lol, too hard to type! Not really a funny story but 25 years ago I learned that hamsters, rolly balls, and swimming pools don't go well together, I'm thinking the critter cruiser is along those same lines.

nic08 writes "Only a bimbo would carry around her own ashtray, duh. ;]"

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 13:42:02 PDT

Only a bimbo would carry around her own ashtray, duh. ;]

kimberlyhit writes "<3!"

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 13:40:12 PDT

<3!

nic08 writes "Whaaaaaat.........?"

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 13:40:10 PDT

Whaaaaaat.........?

nic08 writes "leave it to a Celt to capatialize on crap :]"

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 13:39:29 PDT

leave it to a Celt to capatialize on crap :]

nic08 writes "yeah scary, not really sure I want to find out"

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 13:38:36 PDT

yeah scary, not really sure I want to find out

nic08 writes "hopefully not formulated at a POW camp"

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 13:38:04 PDT

hopefully not formulated at a POW camp

nic08 writes "oh yeah ladies wear it proudly, you go first...."

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 13:36:25 PDT

oh yeah ladies wear it proudly, you go first....

nic08 writes "double yuck!"

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 13:34:37 PDT

double yuck!

nic08 writes "yes we can drink and vote"

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 13:34:14 PDT

yes we can drink and vote

nic08 writes "it could at least look a little more realistic ;]"

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 13:33:49 PDT

it could at least look a little more realistic ;]

nic08 writes "Reason enough to start...."

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 13:33:12 PDT

Reason enough to start....

nic08 writes "oh no that could get me shot! ;]"

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 13:29:44 PDT

oh no that could get me shot! ;]

kimberlyhit writes "GaG!"

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 13:18:15 PDT

GaG!

kimberlyhit writes "That's great!"

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 13:17:43 PDT

That's great!

kimberlyhit writes "Wierd!"

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 13:09:48 PDT

Wierd!

chelseagee writes "so wrong, its right"

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 13:06:10 PDT

so wrong, its right

kimberlyhit writes "Because we all want our house to look like an experiment lab!?"

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 12:00:55 PDT

Because we all want our house to look like an experiment lab!?

kimberlyhit writes "O.M.G.!"

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 11:57:59 PDT

O.M.G.!

kimberlyhit writes "O.K. because we all know that our ear wax has our future written all over it??"

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 11:56:47 PDT

O.K. because we all know that our ear wax has our future written all over it??

vntgbabe writes "OMG! That's too funny!"

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 14:26:22 PDT

OMG! That's too funny!

vntgbabe writes "AWE-some list! I'm rolling in the floor!"

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 14:24:13 PDT

AWE-some list! I'm rolling in the floor!

cristina writes "Whoa."

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 13:48:31 PDT

Whoa.

cristina writes "Heh. I had seen these at the BevMo before realising they were Dan..."

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 12:40:22 PDT

Heh. I had seen these at the BevMo before realising they were Dan Aykroyd-related. I'd totally have bought one simply for that reason if I'd known. :)

kimberlyhit writes "Yuk!"

Mon, 13 Oct 2008 10:42:20 PDT

Yuk!

hophead writes "Heh, I just realized they DO have one with single bottle on a simple silver..."

Fri, 03 Oct 2008 11:49:08 PDT

Heh, I just realized they DO have one with single bottle on a simple silver chain...

hophead writes "Neat idea...but it's kind of ugly and expensive. I love cooking and would..."

Fri, 03 Oct 2008 10:42:46 PDT

Neat idea...but it's kind of ugly and expensive. I love cooking and would totally wear something like this if it just had one little bottle of spices on a simple silver chain.

weslee writes "yes! I love it, too bad my poor little Dudley died last summer, or he'd have one..."

Fri, 03 Oct 2008 10:06:54 PDT

yes! I love it, too bad my poor little Dudley died last summer, or he'd have one of these babies!

weslee writes ""No more falls, concussions, slipped disks, or other shower sex injuries..."

Fri, 03 Oct 2008 10:05:28 PDT

"No more falls, concussions, slipped disks, or other shower sex injuries with Shower Power!" LOL I didn't know those injuries were so common....

alicatstrut writes "I love it, too! Nothing plain or weird about shower sex. ;)"

Fri, 03 Oct 2008 09:25:43 PDT

I love it, too! Nothing plain or weird about shower sex. ;)

aregularmess writes "love it!"

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 10:09:03 PDT

love it!

lamerchick writes "That's just kind of sad..."

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 08:57:01 PDT

That's just kind of sad...

hophead writes "Umm...why is Sarah Palin in a school girl outfit?"

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 08:42:36 PDT

Umm...why is Sarah Palin in a school girl outfit?

lamerchick writes "ok, I made it to page 10. How many are there???"

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 12:17:30 PDT

ok, I made it to page 10. How many are there???

maye_ writes "hahahahah, how exciting"

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 12:16:49 PDT

hahahahah, how exciting

lamerchick writes "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 12:16:10 PDT

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

lamerchick writes "Fun!"

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 12:15:36 PDT

Fun!

lamerchick writes "Oh wow, these would be so fun for those people who setup flamingos at their..."

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 12:14:14 PDT

Oh wow, these would be so fun for those people who setup flamingos at their campsite. I'd love to sneak over one night and replace them with these... :)

lamerchick writes "I don't think so, and I'm a fan."

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 12:11:13 PDT

I don't think so, and I'm a fan.

lamerchick writes "No way."

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 12:09:46 PDT

No way.

lamerchick writes "The same ones who wear "juicy" plastered on their butts."

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 12:06:46 PDT

The same ones who wear "juicy" plastered on their butts.

lamerchick writes "I don't know about this."

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 12:05:26 PDT

I don't know about this.

lamerchick writes "This I like."

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 12:04:38 PDT

This I like.

lamerchick writes "That has got to be the most disgusting thing I've ever saw..."

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 12:04:09 PDT

That has got to be the most disgusting thing I've ever saw...

lamerchick writes "I'm not even gonna say anything..."

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 12:03:05 PDT

I'm not even gonna say anything...

lamerchick writes "Oh dear."

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 12:00:47 PDT

Oh dear.

lamerchick writes "No no no no no... lol"

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 11:58:40 PDT

No no no no no... lol

lamerchick writes "Cool."

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 11:57:53 PDT

Cool.

lamerchick writes "okay, this does have a place. I need one of these."

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 11:55:16 PDT

okay, this does have a place. I need one of these.

lamerchick writes "Oh yeah!"

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 11:54:15 PDT

Oh yeah!

lamerchick writes "I could use a freaking case of these... but a regular size bat works much..."

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 11:53:37 PDT

I could use a freaking case of these... but a regular size bat works much better.

lamerchick writes "No way!!! lol"

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 11:51:52 PDT

No way!!! lol

lamerchick writes "That is so sad and disgusting."

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 11:50:01 PDT

That is so sad and disgusting.

lamerchick writes "Very"

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 11:48:49 PDT

Very

lamerchick writes "@hophead Oh yeah..."

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 11:48:17 PDT

@hophead Oh yeah...

kimberlyhit writes "LOL"

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 11:40:50 PDT

LOL

lamerchick writes "Oh, I so need this... and for the race this weekend it would be soooo perfect...."

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 11:36:02 PDT

Oh, I so need this... and for the race this weekend it would be soooo perfect. :)

lamerchick writes "Too funny..."

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 11:34:40 PDT

Too funny...

lamerchick writes "Noooooooooooo..."

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 11:32:26 PDT

Noooooooooooo...

kimberlyhit writes "Put this with the flying spaceman light."

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 11:17:03 PDT

Put this with the flying spaceman light.

kimberlyhit writes "I think this would be cute in a little boys space themed room."

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 11:04:49 PDT

I think this would be cute in a little boys space themed room.

kimberlyhit writes "My guess is the same girls who walk around with thier g-strings sticking out of..."

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 11:02:56 PDT

My guess is the same girls who walk around with thier g-strings sticking out of thier pants.

kimberlyhit writes "They can do this with people now also!"

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 10:53:56 PDT

They can do this with people now also!

maliciousgnome writes "hahaha"

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 10:53:01 PDT

hahaha

maliciousgnome writes "Hahaha! I gave one of these to a friend... only I bought it at Walgreens for..."

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 10:51:25 PDT

Hahaha! I gave one of these to a friend... only I bought it at Walgreens for $1.99.

maliciousgnome writes "I think SNL had a fake commercial involving one of these..."

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 10:50:31 PDT

I think SNL had a fake commercial involving one of these...

maliciousgnome writes "Hahah!"

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 10:49:59 PDT

Hahah!

maliciousgnome writes "Ahhhh rednecks."

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 10:48:59 PDT

Ahhhh rednecks.

kimberlyhit writes "I think we all know what kind of websites this owner is at!"

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 10:41:06 PDT

I think we all know what kind of websites this owner is at!

kimberlyhit writes "O.K. this crawled right out of hell! Do people Buy this stuff?"

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 10:35:26 PDT

O.K. this crawled right out of hell! Do people Buy this stuff?

kimberlyhit writes "Wow you WIN the Best of the Best!"

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 10:24:22 PDT

Wow you WIN the Best of the Best!

kimberlyhit writes "Another Item good for halloween only!"

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 10:19:33 PDT

Another Item good for halloween only!

kimberlyhit writes "Great for a haunted house!"

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 10:14:58 PDT

Great for a haunted house!

kimberlyhit writes "I would be scared they would use something else close by...ewwww!"

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 10:13:14 PDT

I would be scared they would use something else close by...ewwww!

kimberlyhit writes "I duno why but it reminds me of Joan Crawford "NO WIRE HANGERS!" mommy..."

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 10:11:30 PDT

I duno why but it reminds me of Joan Crawford "NO WIRE HANGERS!" mommy dearest!

kimberlyhit writes "This is actually cute...hehehe!"

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 10:07:57 PDT

This is actually cute...hehehe!

kimberlyhit writes "You could feel like the pearl sitting in it?"

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 10:06:19 PDT

You could feel like the pearl sitting in it?

kimberlyhit writes "Talk about repair bills!"

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 10:04:07 PDT

Talk about repair bills!

kimberlyhit writes "This cracks me up...HAHAHA!"

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 10:02:45 PDT

This cracks me up...HAHAHA!

kimberlyhit writes "I would alway have a sweet tooth!"

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 10:02:15 PDT

I would alway have a sweet tooth!

kimberlyhit writes "LOL"

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 09:47:11 PDT

LOL

kimberlyhit writes "How wickedly funny!"

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 09:38:36 PDT

How wickedly funny!

kimberlyhit writes "O.K. the only people I can see owning this is Hugh Hefner or a invetro..."

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 09:36:50 PDT

O.K. the only people I can see owning this is Hugh Hefner or a invetro clinic....LOL

kimberlyhit writes "Who could GO?"

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 09:33:02 PDT

Who could GO?

kimberlyhit writes "That could give someone a bad idea!...OH MY!"

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 09:31:47 PDT

That could give someone a bad idea!...OH MY!

lamerchick writes "Hmmm, I wonder if they really work... I hate bing cold... lol"

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 09:30:37 PDT

Hmmm, I wonder if they really work... I hate bing cold... lol

lamerchick writes "Wonderfully funny list... thank you ! :)"

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 09:29:50 PDT

Wonderfully funny list... thank you ! :)

lamerchick writes "That is just plain sick... lol"

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 09:28:18 PDT

That is just plain sick... lol

weslee writes "i bet the same person who made the tampon light made this...just a hunch. lol"

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 09:20:41 PDT

i bet the same person who made the tampon light made this...just a hunch. lol

nocreativity writes "I know! I can't believe someone sat there making this. I thought people like..."

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 09:18:08 PDT

I know! I can't believe someone sat there making this. I thought people like that weren't allowed near sharp objects anyway..

weslee writes "oh this is just nasty! LOL"

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 09:14:05 PDT

oh this is just nasty! LOL

cristina writes "And for them having the gall to charge $1,250 for them."

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 12:35:52 PDT

And for them having the gall to charge $1,250 for them.

cristina writes ""Word Up" is an awesome song, though. "...Sucka DJs who think..."

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 12:35:08 PDT

"Word Up" is an awesome song, though. "...Sucka DJs who think they're fly..."

mamor writes "Oh my!"

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 12:13:35 PDT

Oh my!

nocreativity writes "The moment I saw them I flashed to myself with a fade, wearing a crop top..."

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 12:07:12 PDT

The moment I saw them I flashed to myself with a fade, wearing a crop top singing "word up" by Cameo. Not a pretty picture.

cristina writes "Sweet lord in heaven...!"

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 11:58:24 PDT

Sweet lord in heaven...!

hophead writes "Creeptastic"

Wed, 10 Sep 2008 05:04:12 PDT

Creeptastic

hophead writes "Haha, I love it!"

Wed, 10 Sep 2008 05:03:16 PDT

Haha, I love it!

maliciousgnome writes "Hahahaha!"

Tue, 02 Sep 2008 18:47:47 PDT

Hahahaha!

rshotz writes "haha"

Sun, 31 Aug 2008 16:10:24 PDT

haha

harmanl writes "Wow, so weird!"

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:16:18 PDT

Wow, so weird!

harmanl writes "I know someone who need this and I'm not saying it's my husband but it is."

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:13:39 PDT

I know someone who need this and I'm not saying it's my husband but it is.

harmanl writes "hahaha"

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:13:07 PDT

hahaha

nocreativity writes "If by that they mean part Mrs. Roper and the other part my parent's old couch."

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 16:51:56 PDT

If by that they mean part Mrs. Roper and the other part my parent's old couch.

cristina writes "Wow. "Ever so classic and chic," eh?"

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 16:39:23 PDT

Wow. "Ever so classic and chic," eh?

hophead writes "Ugh.."

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 15:39:58 PDT

Ugh..

emmm_03 writes "So true!"

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 15:25:10 PDT

So true!

weslee writes "gross!"

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 10:58:53 PDT

gross!

weslee writes "oh my goodness! LOL"

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 10:58:16 PDT

oh my goodness! LOL

maliciousgnome writes "mantyhose"

Sun, 24 Aug 2008 14:13:38 PDT

mantyhose

maliciousgnome writes "Oh my god, I want this!"

Sun, 24 Aug 2008 14:13:10 PDT

Oh my god, I want this!

weslee writes "scented? scented like what....? lol"

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 16:10:21 PDT

scented? scented like what....? lol

weslee writes "when i worked for a big dept store strange men would always ask if they could..."

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 16:09:11 PDT

when i worked for a big dept store strange men would always ask if they could fit into the ladies pantyhose....eeww! i think it's a fetish for some.

hophead writes "I kinda like this"

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 16:06:40 PDT

I kinda like this

hophead writes "@ emmm that will certainly be a fright for the children on Halloween."

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 15:56:13 PDT

@ emmm that will certainly be a fright for the children on Halloween.

hophead writes "Yeah, I have visions of the little mirmaid when I see this."

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 15:55:02 PDT

Yeah, I have visions of the little mirmaid when I see this.

hophead writes "I'm afraid this might cause me much distress after a night of drinking If i had..."

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 15:53:52 PDT

I'm afraid this might cause me much distress after a night of drinking If i had it.

hophead writes "Wow. Now THIS is a great look for men. Rock the pantyhose guys! cringe"

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 15:52:17 PDT

Wow. Now THIS is a great look for men. Rock the pantyhose guys! *cringe*

emmm_03 writes "This is amazing."

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 08:39:49 PDT

This is amazing.

emmm_03 writes "I can't look at corn ever the same."

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 08:24:28 PDT

I can't look at corn ever the same.

emmm_03 writes "All I know is that I want it for my 100th birthday."

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 08:22:51 PDT

All I know is that I want it for my 100th birthday.

emmm_03 writes "i just barfed in my mough when i saw the steam coming from the picture."

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 08:17:07 PDT

i just barfed in my mough when i saw the steam coming from the picture.

emmm_03 writes "nasty"

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 08:14:15 PDT

nasty

emmm_03 writes "Smart. Hope this doesn't go off on accedent. Someone tries to be a gentalman and..."

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 08:10:40 PDT

Smart. Hope this doesn't go off on accedent. Someone tries to be a gentalman and kisses your hand and... oops.

emmm_03 writes "Does it come out of her nose?"

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 08:08:35 PDT

Does it come out of her nose?

emmm_03 writes "ok this is just wrong."

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:54:49 PDT

ok this is just wrong.

emmm_03 writes "OMG YES!! I'M TOTALLY MAKING THIS!"

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:53:18 PDT

OMG YES!! I'M TOTALLY MAKING THIS!

emmm_03 writes "dang who knew there was a museum of sex"

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:44:56 PDT

dang who knew there was a museum of sex

emmm_03 writes "Are those real teeth?"

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:41:12 PDT

Are those real teeth?

emmm_03 writes "LMAO!"

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:40:51 PDT

LMAO!

emmm_03 writes "Reminds me of something that creepo from toy story would make. eeew."

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:37:42 PDT

Reminds me of something that creepo from toy story would make. eeew.

emmm_03 writes "PENIS FINGERS"

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:32:34 PDT

PENIS FINGERS

emmm_03 writes "I wonder how many of these have ever been sold"

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:26:38 PDT

I wonder how many of these have ever been sold

emmm_03 writes "woah it plays music, complete with screaming. hahaha"

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:21:35 PDT

woah it plays music, complete with screaming. hahaha

emmm_03 writes "I WANNA ME MICHAEL JACKSON FOR HALLOWEEN! haha I'll put it on then open the door..."

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:19:34 PDT

I WANNA ME MICHAEL JACKSON FOR HALLOWEEN! haha I'll put it on then open the door to pass out candy and BOO!

emmm_03 writes "I wonder what the lettuce one smells like... And how does Bacon symbolize..."

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:18:24 PDT

I wonder what the lettuce one smells like... And how does Bacon symbolize freedom, when the poor piggie gets slaughtered for it?

emmm_03 writes "wooooah!"

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:16:18 PDT

wooooah!

hophead writes "Ahh...nightmares..."

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 04:53:03 PDT

Ahh...nightmares...

hophead writes "Even comes with 10 degradable poo bags."

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 04:52:02 PDT

Even comes with 10 degradable poo bags.

maliciousgnome writes "Oh my god..."

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 20:40:37 PDT

Oh my god...

maliciousgnome writes "Hahaha!"

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 20:40:06 PDT

Hahaha!

cristina writes "The product name alone deserves a tee-hee."

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 15:17:49 PDT

The product name alone deserves a *tee-hee*.

trippingxeyes writes "totally epic list :)"

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 21:10:00 PDT

totally epic list :)

trippingxeyes writes "ahaha that's actually kinda cool. I wonder if it could double as a snow suit..."

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 20:18:02 PDT

ahaha that's actually kinda cool. I wonder if it could double as a snow suit...

trippingxeyes writes "ahaha that's actually a good idea :)"

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 20:16:49 PDT

ahaha that's actually a good idea :)

trippingxeyes writes "what will they come up with next?"

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 20:14:23 PDT

what will they come up with next?

trippingxeyes writes "that's pretty sweet :)"

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 20:12:21 PDT

that's pretty sweet :)

trippingxeyes writes "ewwwie!!"

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 20:10:02 PDT

ewwwie!!

trippingxeyes writes "I find this disturbing..."

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 20:04:42 PDT

I find this disturbing...

trippingxeyes writes "only in Japan"

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 20:03:19 PDT

only in Japan

trippingxeyes writes ""* For 3 years and over *" darn it, I really wanted to try this out on..."

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 20:02:08 PDT

"* For 3 years and over *" darn it, I really wanted to try this out on my baby cousin XD

trippingxeyes writes "keepin' it classy..."

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 20:00:19 PDT

keepin' it classy...

trippingxeyes writes "I find it amusing that a guy is holding it in the picture XD"

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 19:58:33 PDT

I find it amusing that a guy is holding it in the picture XD

trippingxeyes writes "what ever happened to the classic garden gnome?"

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 19:55:55 PDT

what ever happened to the classic garden gnome?

trippingxeyes writes "at first I was going to say what a cool watch for an eight year old boy..."

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 19:54:37 PDT

at first I was going to say what a cool watch for an eight year old boy...

trippingxeyes writes "Perfect for the morning coffee o.O"

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 19:52:30 PDT

Perfect for the morning coffee o.O

trippingxeyes writes "hahaha I wish I had a cat too after seeing this XD"

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 19:50:05 PDT

hahaha I wish I had a cat too after seeing this XD

cristina writes "Wow."

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 14:35:35 PDT

Wow.

cristina writes "I have no response to this."

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 14:35:10 PDT

I have no response to this.

cristina writes "Eek!"

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 16:34:07 PDT

Eek!

hophead writes "Classy"

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:17:35 PDT

Classy

maliciousgnome writes "I love how the description says "humorous surprise"."

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:00:08 PDT

I love how the description says "humorous surprise".

maliciousgnome writes "This is hella scary."

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:58:48 PDT

This is hella scary.

maliciousgnome writes "Haha! Dinky."

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 02:59:00 PDT

Haha! Dinky.

maliciousgnome writes "I found the perfect thing for this list: a giant plush diarrhea medicine bottle..."

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 02:58:06 PDT

I found the perfect thing for this list: a giant plush diarrhea medicine bottle that apparently smells like the medicine... it's from Japan, of course. Here's a link: http://www.tokyomango.com/tokyo_mango/2008/05/cuddly-pillow-l.html Gross!

hophead writes "This is disturbing."

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 09:16:39 PDT

This is disturbing.

hophead writes "WOah. This makes jellow shots way to much work to make. Geesh."

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 09:16:12 PDT

WOah. This makes jellow shots way to much work to make. Geesh.

harmanl writes "I used to have a poster of this in my room :)"

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 07:19:22 PDT

I used to have a poster of this in my room :)

weslee writes "LOL your commentary alone is hysterical."

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 18:49:26 PDT

LOL your commentary alone is hysterical.

sparkilysituations writes "disgusting!"

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 18:44:58 PDT

disgusting!

weslee writes "oh my goodness, terrifying!"

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 18:44:47 PDT

oh my goodness, terrifying!

sparkilysituations writes "ha ha"

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 18:44:44 PDT

ha ha

sparkilysituations writes "ive seen it all!"

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 18:43:23 PDT

ive seen it all!

sparkilysituations writes "ha ha ha ha"

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 18:42:52 PDT

ha ha ha ha

sparkilysituations writes "um how?"

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 18:42:27 PDT

um how?

sparkilysituations writes "i have always been afraid of clowns... ..."

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 18:40:54 PDT

i have always been afraid of clowns... ...

sparkilysituations writes "ha ha ha ha ...kinda funny"

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 18:39:28 PDT

ha ha ha ha ...kinda funny

sparkilysituations writes "super gross..."

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 18:38:50 PDT

super gross...

sparkilysituations writes "wow im super allergic to cats...... and right now im ok with that! ha"

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 18:38:00 PDT

wow im super allergic to cats...... and right now im ok with that! ha

sparkilysituations writes "ha ha"

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 18:37:28 PDT

ha ha

sparkilysituations writes "just wrong!"

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 18:37:13 PDT

just wrong!

sparkilysituations writes "ha ha ...odd but made me laugh!"

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 18:36:47 PDT

ha ha ...odd but made me laugh!

hophead writes "Most confusing salt and pepper shaker ever."

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 11:15:46 PDT

Most confusing salt and pepper shaker ever.

maliciousgnome writes "[cannot stop laughing] So wrong."

Sun, 01 Jun 2008 16:46:42 PDT

[cannot stop laughing] So wrong.

maliciousgnome writes "My bf would love this little piece of creepiness."

Sun, 01 Jun 2008 16:46:03 PDT

My bf would love this little piece of creepiness.

maliciousgnome writes "That's right, just go ahead and pee in the butler's face."

Sun, 01 Jun 2008 16:43:39 PDT

That's right, just go ahead and pee in the butler's face.

maliciousgnome writes "These looks like weird military pants from a cartoon."

Sun, 01 Jun 2008 16:43:13 PDT

These looks like weird military pants from a cartoon.

maliciousgnome writes "Oh, hug the previously un-white woman boyman all night long!"

Sun, 01 Jun 2008 16:39:20 PDT

Oh, hug the previously un-white woman boyman all night long!

maliciousgnome writes "Hahaha!"

Sun, 01 Jun 2008 16:38:41 PDT

Hahaha!

maliciousgnome writes "For some reason, I can't stop laughing at this."

Sun, 01 Jun 2008 16:38:16 PDT

For some reason, I can't stop laughing at this.

sparkilysituations writes "omg...blah!"

Sun, 01 Jun 2008 15:31:48 PDT

omg...blah!

sparkilysituations writes "i am putting this on my list! hahahaha"

Sun, 01 Jun 2008 15:27:43 PDT

i am putting this on my list! hahahaha

nocreativity writes "Hah! Good call."

Sun, 01 Jun 2008 09:28:07 PDT

Hah! Good call.

hophead writes "The model looks like he has elephantitis."

Sun, 01 Jun 2008 07:34:21 PDT

The model looks like he has elephantitis.

hophead writes "This is super creepy."

Sun, 01 Jun 2008 07:32:09 PDT

This is super creepy.

weslee writes "LOL"

Sat, 31 May 2008 17:13:10 PDT

LOL

nocreativity writes "Damn! These are a lot more popular than I thought."

Mon, 26 May 2008 11:02:02 PDT

Damn! These are a lot more popular than I thought.

nocreativity writes "My guess is whores"

Mon, 26 May 2008 11:00:01 PDT

My guess is whores

nocreativity writes "Not at all"

Mon, 26 May 2008 10:59:32 PDT

Not at all

nocreativity writes "That's an awesome story"

Mon, 26 May 2008 10:59:13 PDT

That's an awesome story

nocreativity writes "Absolutely"

Mon, 26 May 2008 10:58:20 PDT

Absolutely

kitsune01 writes "Haha xD"

Sun, 25 May 2008 19:55:14 PDT

Haha xD

kielocke writes "My parents had one of these! I never knew what it was for."

Sun, 25 May 2008 18:04:59 PDT

My parents had one of these! I never knew what it was for.

kielocke writes "I think my dad would love this."

Sun, 25 May 2008 17:28:10 PDT

I think my dad would love this.

kielocke writes "!!!!"

Sun, 25 May 2008 17:22:41 PDT

!!!!

kielocke writes "But so cute!"

Sun, 25 May 2008 17:22:08 PDT

But so cute!

weslee writes "If ever I need a good laugh, I just visit this list! :)"

Tue, 20 May 2008 21:27:04 PDT

If ever I need a good laugh, I just visit this list! :)

weslee writes "LOL"

Tue, 20 May 2008 21:26:35 PDT

LOL

shoshana writes "OMG! I seriously saw a blue one hanging off some guys pick up in Lincoln, NE..."

Tue, 20 May 2008 20:20:37 PDT

OMG! I seriously saw a blue one hanging off some guys pick up in Lincoln, NE like a year or so ago! I thought I was seeing things! NO WAY! What is this world coming to?

shoshana writes "this is way too funny! thanks for sharing!"

Tue, 20 May 2008 20:06:42 PDT

this is way too funny! thanks for sharing!

shoshana writes "this is tooo cute for words!"

Tue, 20 May 2008 20:00:16 PDT

this is tooo cute for words!

shoshana writes "um-ewwwww!"

Tue, 20 May 2008 19:27:48 PDT

um-ewwwww!

shoshana writes "hope you don't mind, but i sooooo have to add this to my unbelievable finds..."

Tue, 20 May 2008 19:22:51 PDT

hope you don't mind, but i sooooo have to add this to my unbelievable finds lists! just too freaky to pass up!

shoshana writes "I bet the goths, um, I mean the emo's just LOVE this!"

Tue, 20 May 2008 19:18:39 PDT

I bet the goths, um, I mean the emo's just LOVE this!

shoshana writes "the last time my mom did a spit wash on me I was over 30, married & in front..."

Tue, 20 May 2008 19:16:34 PDT

the last time my mom did a spit wash on me I was over 30, married & in front of a crowded theatre! Where was this then?! Mom's-gotta love them! (PS-a piece of chocolate had fallen between my hubby & me & melted on the outside knee of my jeans-of course his were fine! men!)

shoshana writes "it looks like my old gym uniform-can we please burn it now!?"

Tue, 20 May 2008 19:12:18 PDT

it looks like my old gym uniform-can we please burn it now!?

weslee writes "you're so funny"

Mon, 19 May 2008 22:02:51 PDT

you're so funny

weslee writes "this seems cool, then again, I'm kinda a nerd."

Mon, 19 May 2008 22:02:28 PDT

this seems cool, then again, I'm kinda a nerd.

weslee writes "LOL"

Mon, 19 May 2008 22:02:25 PDT

LOL

weslee writes "weird"

Mon, 19 May 2008 22:01:23 PDT

weird

astara writes "This list should win some sort of prize. I feel like my brain cells have been..."

Thu, 15 May 2008 14:41:46 PDT

This list should win some sort of prize. I feel like my brain cells have been rearranged!

harmanl writes "Great list :)"

Thu, 15 May 2008 11:26:55 PDT

Great list :)

sarebear writes "Some of these are going on my "Just So Wrong" list, lol!!! I had..."

Wed, 14 May 2008 20:47:10 PDT

Some of these are going on my "Just So Wrong" list, lol!!! I had already seen some of these, but my heck, what are people thinking?? And then some are outright funny, like the one where the fly gets to make a choice of where to die, lol . ..

starlet writes "Okay that's just scary. runs away"

Wed, 14 May 2008 10:52:03 PDT

Okay that's just scary. *runs away*

hophead writes "Eww!"

Tue, 13 May 2008 17:41:56 PDT

Eww!

maliciousgnome writes "Haha! This is so effed up."

Tue, 13 May 2008 17:13:38 PDT

Haha! This is so effed up.

maliciousgnome writes "Bathing with breast milk? oh man. grossss"

Tue, 13 May 2008 17:13:08 PDT

Bathing with breast milk? oh man. grossss

maliciousgnome writes "ew ew ew"

Tue, 13 May 2008 17:12:05 PDT

ew ew ew

maliciousgnome writes "Oh...my...god..."

Tue, 13 May 2008 17:10:30 PDT

Oh...my...god...

maliciousgnome writes "Haha! This is cute."

Tue, 13 May 2008 17:10:28 PDT

Haha! This is cute.

andre12 writes "I doubt it is life like."

Sun, 04 May 2008 11:12:01 PDT

I doubt it is life like.

andre12 writes "All I can say is, "bridal party suit"."

Sun, 04 May 2008 11:05:25 PDT

All I can say is, "bridal party suit".

alicatstrut writes "Wow."

Sun, 04 May 2008 09:23:39 PDT

Wow.

starlet writes "Sexy. =P"

Sun, 04 May 2008 09:21:43 PDT

Sexy. =P

hophead writes "what the hell?"

Fri, 02 May 2008 09:03:03 PDT

what the hell?

maliciousgnome writes "I cannot stop laughing at this."

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 19:20:53 PDT

I cannot stop laughing at this.

maliciousgnome writes "Hahah!"

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 19:20:06 PDT

Hahah!

maliciousgnome writes "This would be a great mold for a 100 year old's birthday cake... or not."

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 19:19:37 PDT

This would be a great mold for a 100 year old's birthday cake... or not.

maliciousgnome writes "This is such a great idea."

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 19:19:12 PDT

This is such a great idea.

maliciousgnome writes "The really sad thing is that my brother would probably wear this."

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 19:18:35 PDT

The really sad thing is that my brother would probably wear this.

maliciousgnome writes "Ha, this is scary."

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 19:18:12 PDT

Ha, this is scary.

maliciousgnome writes "This is awesome."

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 19:17:29 PDT

This is awesome.

maliciousgnome writes "Oh my god... I need this."

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 19:16:26 PDT

Oh my god... I need this.

hophead writes "Oh My Gawd. I want it."

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:42:06 PDT

Oh My Gawd. I want it.

hophead writes "haha sweet!"

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:41:37 PDT

haha sweet!

hophead writes "Geeshhhhhh..."

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:10:51 PDT

Geeshhhhhh...

hophead writes "Ever have the urge to just lay down and sleep ANYWHERE? Well, now you can...."

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:09:38 PDT

Ever have the urge to just lay down and sleep ANYWHERE? Well, now you can. Comfortably.

hophead writes "Well isn't that fancy!"

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:07:44 PDT

Well isn't that fancy!

hophead writes "Awesomely tacky."

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:06:25 PDT

Awesomely tacky.

hophead writes "Awe, how precious."

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:03:06 PDT

Awe, how precious.

hophead writes "Because, you know, Everyone loves a man who smells like bacon...."

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:02:22 PDT

Because, you know, Everyone loves a man who smells like bacon....

nocreativity writes "I was thinking the same thing! I ordered it for my brother as soon as saw this."

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 13:30:59 PDT

I was thinking the same thing! I ordered it for my brother as soon as saw this.

cristina writes "Why don't I own some of this?!"

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 13:26:16 PDT

Why don't I own some of this?!

cristina writes ""Produce Pals." Heh."

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:04:32 PDT

"Produce Pals." Heh.

cristina writes "Ha, ha! That picture is hilarious."

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 10:38:08 PDT

Ha, ha! That picture is hilarious.

maliciousgnome writes "I want whomever thought of this to be my friend."

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 09:37:41 PDT

I want whomever thought of this to be my friend.

maliciousgnome writes "Oh my god, I want this."

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 09:37:01 PDT

Oh my god, I want this.

maliciousgnome writes "Now, don't forget to wash behind your ears with the dog poop."

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 09:36:34 PDT

Now, don't forget to wash behind your ears with the dog poop.

maliciousgnome writes "I agree with weslee...."

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 09:35:48 PDT

I agree with weslee....

maliciousgnome writes "Oh man, I actually want this. Ha"

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 09:35:27 PDT

Oh man, I actually want this. Ha

maliciousgnome writes "Haha! Are those boobs?"

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 09:35:14 PDT

Haha! Are those boobs?

weslee writes "LOL"

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:40:57 PDT

LOL

weslee writes "is it bad that I think these are so adorable!?"

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:40:17 PDT

is it bad that I think these are so adorable!?

nocreativity writes "Damn, I've got to meet your neighbors"

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:11:05 PDT

Damn, I've got to meet your neighbors

toylady writes "Cleanliness is next to Godliness?"

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:16:27 PDT

Cleanliness is next to Godliness?

toylady writes "Again, my neighbors..."

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:15:36 PDT

Again, my neighbors...

toylady writes "I think my neighbors bought the lot!"

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:14:59 PDT

I think my neighbors bought the lot!

cristina writes "Ha, ha, ha, ha! Why do I love this?"

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:41:08 PDT

Ha, ha, ha, ha! Why do I love this?

maliciousgnome writes "Hahaha! What the crap?"

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:09:41 PDT

Hahaha! What the crap?

maliciousgnome writes "This is so weird."

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:09:20 PDT

This is so weird.

lilstein writes "lol...Wes, yes we DID have this! As soon as we got married and I wised up it got..."

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:17:20 PDT

lol...Wes, yes we DID have this! As soon as we got married and I wised up it got thrown away. Of course, the men love this for some reason

weslee writes "I know someone who has this lol"

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 13:40:07 PDT

I know someone who has this lol

weslee writes "ugh!!"

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 13:39:22 PDT

ugh!!

weslee writes "LOL"

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 13:38:38 PDT

LOL

nocreativity writes "There's nothing right about this"

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 13:26:15 PDT

There's nothing right about this

cristina writes "Seriously, what the hell?"

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 13:21:18 PDT

Seriously, what the hell?

cristina writes ":("

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:20:11 PDT

maliciousgnome writes "This is the best list ever."

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:13:34 PDT

This is the best list ever.

maliciousgnome writes "lol"

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:13:15 PDT

lol

maliciousgnome writes "Whoa... what? Haha!"

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:12:05 PDT

Whoa... what? Haha!

maliciousgnome writes "This is rather frightening."

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:11:03 PDT

This is rather frightening.

maliciousgnome writes "HAHA!"

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:10:27 PDT

HAHA!

maliciousgnome writes "This is so weird."

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 11:10:30 PDT

This is so weird.

hophead writes "Hummm...interesting....gag"

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:40:25 PDT

Hummm...interesting....*gag*

nocreativity writes "Bleeeeeeeeech"

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:31:11 PDT

Bleeeeeeeeech

alicatstrut writes "Me, too. It would go nicely with my creepy prop dolls."

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:39:36 PDT

Me, too. It would go nicely with my creepy prop dolls.

Just plain weird (MATURE)

hrothgars writes "I have probably mentioned this numerous times throughout the internets, but I..."

hrothgars writes "Maybe I just haven't noticed, but my burritos don't typically have ear stems, so..."

maliciousgnome writes "Hahaha!"

maliciousgnome writes "I was bored and waiting on my mom at the doctor so I cracked upon one of her..."

maliciousgnome writes "Isn't half of the use of floss to get salad out from betwixt teeth?"

maliciousgnome writes "I need to get this for my husband. He always 'jokes' that he's going to become a..."

maliciousgnome writes "Oh me too!"

maliciousgnome writes "I'm scared."

sacconway writes "hahahaha"

miss_daphne writes "I have this stamp on my diploma."

hrothgars writes "I'm pretty sure this is either the Million Dollar Man, Ted DiBiase, or Mister..."

hrothgars writes "I hope the real Indonesian Tree Man is at least getting some royalties from this..."

hrothgars writes "Yoink!"

miss_daphne writes "hmmm I'd try 'em."

cristina writes "Ha, ha, ha!"

nocreativity writes "It's as fun as swallowing bags of sand."

nocreativity writes "@Cristina That is the highest compliment one can give. That doll looks entirely..."

cristina writes "YES! Almost as good as the Carol Channing ventriloquist's dummy: Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:52:25 PST YES! Almost as good as the Carol Channing ventriloquist's dummy: http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/carol-channing-ventriloquists-doll

cristina writes "You know, I have somehow managed to never read a Jane Austen book."

lavabunny writes "I kinda love this, although I've never eaten at White Castle."

miss_daphne writes "Also great as an ice cream topping."

adri_ba_dadri writes "They really should come out with a break up series.. That would have made..."

miss_daphne writes "And it's made of lips, snouts and assholes, just like real hot dogs."

miss_daphne writes "Awesome."

miss_daphne writes "The hair & makeup are perfect."

miss_daphne writes "I was thinking maybe it had lavender, or belladonna, in it. Or chloroform? ;D"

nocreativity writes "An excellent point."

adri_ba_dadri writes "I love all the craziness you find! It makes my day every time you find something..."

adri_ba_dadri writes "It's called alcohol. It too is a sleep aide and will help you sleep and have a..."

adri_ba_dadri writes "I agree nocreativity! I totally cheated in high school when we had to read Jane..."

nocreativity writes "@maliciousgnome Haha!"

nocreativity writes "@maliciousgnome Isn't it awesome?"

maliciousgnome writes "Oh man. The taste of the fair. A minute on the lips..."

maliciousgnome writes "Hahaha! I finally saw this movie a month or so ago."

nocreativity writes "@lavabunny To keep me from buying it :)"

lavabunny writes "Why is this $200?"

lavabunny writes "Actually, if I saw someone make origami figures out of the barf bag I'd be..."

lavabunny writes "I love that it's only $8 to end the world"

kabroskie writes "We can have a noiseless karaoke party :-D"

miss_daphne writes "Sick, I know."

miss_daphne writes "Hilarious! Maybe he was also snorting the OXYCLEAN! THE MOST POWERFUL CLEANER..."

nocreativity writes "Oh my god I said the exact same thing!"

miss_daphne writes "OK so this is probably disrespectful. . . . . but. . . . . .Billy Mays was on..."

kitsune9 writes "This cracks me up!"

kitsune9 writes "I think I've seen this before on some sci-fi shows, like Star Trek and Red..."

kitsune9 writes "hee hee hee!"

kitsune9 writes "Eh? But wouldn't the comb impale your hand when you try to use the knuckles?"

grimsteel09 writes "thought shi shi was "thank you" in chinese. I would drink it :D"

nocreativity writes "@nic08 For quoting Oingo Boingo you may be my new favourite person."

miss_daphne writes "Sacrilege."

nic08 writes "agreed"

nic08 writes "yes that is exactly what he was trying to do, but I think it was a dress he was..."

maliciousgnome writes "Haha, wtf."

maliciousgnome writes "I've lived in Memphis my whole life and have never been to Graceland. This would..."

maliciousgnome writes "Um."

maliciousgnome writes "Neeeeeed"

maliciousgnome writes "Waaaant"

maliciousgnome writes "Ok, that cat is adorable."

maliciousgnome writes "Those whippersnapper modern cats and their drugs. So sad, so sad."

maliciousgnome writes "hahaha"

maliciousgnome writes "First I read that as 'gay leggings alerts'."

maliciousgnome writes "A tie-dye machine vomited on a genie."

adri_ba_dadri writes "I love this... It's AWESOME!!!!"

maliciousgnome writes "Whoa... what?"

maliciousgnome writes "Soon it will feed...."

maliciousgnome writes "Someone out there is $68.40 stupider."

maliciousgnome writes "Ahhh, American Apparel, how chic you always are...not."

maliciousgnome writes "Haha, I love the 'not for reading' disclaimer."

maliciousgnome writes "Ok, so these are 'glasses'. It took me forever just to figure that out, even..."

maliciousgnome writes "Wow."

maliciousgnome writes "When I just saw the peanut's face, I wanted it. Then I read the description, saw..."

adri_ba_dadri writes "I love that this horror is "stunningly sexy". Geez... I want to see..."

nic08 writes "this is the best cat art I've seen in a long time..."

adri_ba_dadri writes "This is so wrong that I find it strangely intriguing.... I kinda want one."

nic08 writes "isn't shi shi the slang for pee pee in Japanese? Anyway with the color it is too..."

nic08 writes "yeah pretty nasty, like that show on discovery Monsters inside me.... it's awful..."

nic08 writes "it's a dead man's party..... see someone wrote a song about it already."

nic08 writes "what kind of person would make this, I need to meet them"

kabroskie writes "I dunno, but I'm still alive!"

cristina writes "YES! Almost as good as the Carol Channing ventriloquist's dummy:
Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:52:25 PST
YES! Almost as good as the Carol Channing ventriloquist's dummy: http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/carol-channing-ventriloquists-doll

lavabunny writes "Because the original T isn't weird enough?
Tue, 28 Jul 2009 13:04:40 PDT
Because the original T isn't weird enough?