Office (MATURE)

In a Rush Stapler

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 07:45:06 PST

This adorable matryoshka facade stapler is so tiny and convenient, you can use it in the most hasty situations with stylish ease! Throw this charming, hand painted...

zow writes "There's a lot of good stuff on this list, but this is my favourtite. I would so..."

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 19:13:55 PDT

There's a lot of good stuff on this list, but this is my favourtite. I would so love to use this at work -- they'd never expect it, especially burred among the thousands of other comments I make on everything. Too bad we're pretty much paperless now...

Mini Pig Paperclips

Tue, 01 Sep 2009 16:25:46 PDT

If your barnyard of an office needs cleaning up, then these adorable mini Pig Paperclips is the answer. These little creatures will keep paperwork tidy and, at the same...

Fishs Eddy Composition Anything Cup

Tue, 11 Aug 2009 10:42:33 PDT

Free shipping, free returns, and 30 day price match guarantee.

Fishs Eddy While You Were Out Tray

Tue, 11 Aug 2009 10:42:11 PDT

Loose change will never be problem again! Free shipping, free returns, and 30 day price match guarantee.

Unusual Parrot Stapler w Green Eyes. Vintage Gold Tone w Glass

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 13:33:29 PDT

Never use a normal stapler again! This is a wild one, uncommon to find. I also don't know if it works, it seems to have the correct action but there are no staples. Takes...

3M Donut Shaped Scotch Tape Cutter & Tape Set

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 10:10:16 PDT

Always on the lookout to make your stationery more than just objects that help you get your work done, this is a scotch tape dispenser that is decorated as a caramel...

kabroskie writes "LOL!"

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 01:55:53 PDT

LOL!

kabroskie writes "HAHAH!! These would go well in a trapper keeper."

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 01:55:26 PDT

HAHAH!! These would go well in a trapper keeper.

kabroskie writes "Good question! I'd also like a few of these."

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 01:55:06 PDT

Good question! I'd also like a few of these.

kabroskie writes "Hahaha, love it."

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 01:54:38 PDT

Hahaha, love it.

lamerchick writes "That's cute. :)"

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 08:33:01 PDT

That's cute. :)

Propaganda - Stap Man Stapler

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 08:21:57 PDT

Inspired by the world's most recognized video game, "Stap Man" is just waiting for your squeeze to start stapling away. Put this cheery stapler on your desk and turn it...

iloveatlanta21 writes "super cool"

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 03:55:16 PDT

super cool

iloveatlanta21 writes "Funny stuff"

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 03:54:39 PDT

Funny stuff

nocreativity writes "I like the way you think."

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 13:38:25 PDT

I like the way you think.

lavabunny writes "I'd like to put these everywhere, on people's forehead's too, please. Sigh,..."

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 13:36:37 PDT

I'd like to put these everywhere, on people's forehead's too, please. Sigh, will have to but them on their back I suppose.

Total Crap Stickies

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 13:34:00 PDT

Because honesty's always the best policy! These Total Crap Stickies show the world th...

French Cahier - Set of 3

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 08:23:04 PDT

Oui! Petite notebooks (Cahier, in French) with smooth vintage-inspired covers toppd with graphics and French writing. Textured lined and unlined pages are perfect for...

Ballpoint Wireless Electronic Interphone Walkie-talkie Toy

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 08:14:24 PDT

* Electronic Walkie-talkie Toy is super mini toy walkie talkie. * This Wireless Interphone Toy has clear outstanding voice. * The antenna of the Wireless Interphone Toy...

Big Cheese Sticky Cube

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 11:44:37 PDT

Witty sticky notes perfect for head honchos and underlings alike! This Big Cheese Sticky Cube celebrates all things glutinous! Combining desktop decoration with...

Dotted Spider Padded Envelope

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 10:31:23 PDT

A fancy padded envelope. Use as gift wrap, document organizer or padded mailer that can be dropped in a mailbox.Handmade envelope out of heavy black constructio...

Set of 4 Car Erasers

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 07:57:33 PDT

What fun erasers, they actually pull back and drive! 4 assorted colors per set. 2 1/2" long.

Bright Idea Glow Bookmark

Mon, 22 Jun 2009 08:29:20 PDT

Have you been enjoying an illuminating book? Show the world what a bright bulb you are with this low-watt placeholder. Glow-in-the-dark CFL design is screen-printed onto...

lamerchick writes "This is too cool."

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 08:11:41 PDT

This is too cool.

Endangered Species Erasers

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 06:46:00 PDT

Danger! Oversized Rhino, Gorilla and Polar Bear erasers have intricate details and are sure to look wild as desk accessories when not being used to fix mistakes. A...

Memoring

Sat, 13 Jun 2009 12:12:49 PDT

A ring made of sticky notes. Great as a novelty and for jotting short reminders on the fly. | H4.3 x W3.4 x D1cm | Available in Pink, Blue and Green. Acetate bin contains...

Morris Memo

Sat, 13 Jun 2009 12:09:20 PDT

Morris stores your blank notes until you need them. He can also display your memo's so they don't get missed or forgotten. | H15 x W3 x D13.5cm | includes 140 white paper...

Rebecca Minkoff Virginia Computer Sleeve

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 07:50:15 PDT

The most glamorous way to keep our laptop safe, this ostrich-embossed leather laptop bag features a detachable shoulder strap and zip closure. Lined. * 10"H x 14"L x...

colorblock note cube

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 17:37:20 PDT

Solving that tricky cube might take a long time, so why not use it in notepad form instead? This colorful square has so many tear-off sheets that youll be writing notes...

matchstick pencil

Mon, 11 May 2009 09:12:53 PDT

For those of us that don't "light up" over homework or bills, this unique matchstick pencil will make it a little more fun! Sold individually. Size: 7.5" long.

PLUG MUG

Fri, 08 May 2009 15:18:36 PDT

Sometimes it starts as an innocent mistake, or shall we say a case of mistaken identity... You go to make your morning coffee and your beloved mug is not where it should...

BAG OF TRICKS

Fri, 08 May 2009 15:17:28 PDT

Make a statement with this bag with an attitude. Carry this "bag of tricks" around with you on your way to school, work or a day of fun and soon everyone will know about...

maliciousgnome writes "Ahaha! This is so cute!"

Sat, 02 May 2009 17:50:29 PDT

Ahaha! This is so cute!

MoMA Store - Swingbird Correction Tape

Sat, 02 May 2009 16:13:06 PDT

Satoshi Mochizuki, 2006 This yellow duck playfully wobbles and dispenses correction tape. Write directly on the tape to easily update your documents. Body: ABS plastic,...

MoMA Store - Mini Desktop Cleaner

Sat, 02 May 2009 16:12:46 PDT

This quirky, car-shaped desk cleaner is made of clear blue ABS plastic with yellow wheels. Whimsical and fun to use, it quickly glides and sweeps across desks to keep...

Booklet - Get Your Shxt Together

Sun, 26 Apr 2009 16:22:28 PDT

"GET YOUR SH*T TOGETHER" Booklet 20 white text pages for jotting all of your plans! 5.25 x 3.25 (.125 spine) staple bound made from remnant prints: ink :: gray, gold,...

Booklet - Quit Your Belly Aching

Sun, 26 Apr 2009 16:22:06 PDT

"QUIT YOUR BELLY-ACHING" 20 white text pages for jotting all of your plans! 5.25 x 3.25 (.125 spine) staple bound made from remnant prints: ink :: gray, lime green,...

Bird Paperweights

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 20:02:23 PDT

Put these birds to work holding your papers securely to your desk or just let them laze about and look pretty.

Wale

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 05:45:36 PDT

Bookmark

Ray Gun Desk Pen By Ben Hall For Acme Studio - Acme Studios - Home Furnishings -...

Wed, 22 Apr 2009 13:18:23 PDT

designed by ben hall for acme studio, all we can say is this is really super. BEN HALL was born in 1963 in Leicester, UK. He studied fine art painting and animation at...

Get The Hint -Mini Sticky Pads 4 Styles

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 17:01:28 PDT

* Get The Hint * Repositionable Adhesive Labels * 20 Sheets/Pad * Choose from 5 themes * BREAKING NEWS * GENTLE REMINDERS * WISH-LIST ADVISORY TAGS * LOUD & CLEAR

Astronaut Rocket Pen - Writes and Blasts Off up to 36 inches

Thu, 02 Apr 2009 06:25:53 PDT

Each writes and blasts off approximately 36 inches from its launch pad. Simply insert and press the pen into the launch base. Push the ignition control button and watch...

maliciousgnome writes "Oh man. I need this."

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 22:59:44 PDT

Oh man. I need this.

kitten awesome pocket journal

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 16:16:18 PDT

This precious little kitten is spitting rainbow. I hand-stitched an adorable fabric kitten applique on to a small black Moleskine Cahier notebook, along with a...

OfficePOD. Changing the way people work.

Tue, 31 Mar 2009 16:45:39 PDT

Our complete and managed service delivers significant cost, employee, environmental and productivity benefits. The garden based POD is of the highest quality design and...

Mini Foosball Business Card Holder

Wed, 18 Mar 2009 06:11:07 PDT

Want to be the coolest fooser in your office? Carrying your business cards on a rolodex just isn't going to cut it. You need your foosball table business card holder!...

Jesus Pen Set Of 2

Wed, 11 Mar 2009 15:58:27 PDT

Join The Religious "Write" The perfect writing tool for sending your very best wishes. A percentage of the proceeds supports the largest Christian church in China....

NOV-LIPSTICK - Lipstick Style Letter Opener

Fri, 06 Mar 2009 09:12:30 PST

This High Quality Lipstick Knife Looks And Feels Just Like A Tube Of Lipstick. Concealed Inside Is A RAZOR SHARP 440 Stainless Steel Blade In Plain And Serrated Edge....

CRYING ON THE INSIDE FILE TOTE

Thu, 26 Feb 2009 10:15:35 PST

Our two-sided totables organize your files—work and otherwise—with portable ease. Whether you're living the dream, crying on the inside, or both, ferry your assorted...

Ninja Star Push Pins

Thu, 26 Feb 2009 10:05:57 PST

Ninja Star Push Pins * These push pins make it look like your office space has been attacked by a bunch of ninjas. * Made of injection molded ABS with a chrome plated...

kabroskie writes "I'll take it!"

Thu, 19 Feb 2009 19:36:14 PST

I'll take it!

The Globus Scriptorium. at Hammacher Schlemmer

Thu, 19 Feb 2009 14:16:35 PST

It requires a mere 8 3/4' sq. of floor space--roughly the size of a large ottoman.

You d have to be crazy to work here - Beige Digital print

Thu, 19 Feb 2009 11:01:09 PST

Yup it’s true, you’d have to be crazy to work here with Curse of the multiples. Okay,...

icon

Mon, 16 Feb 2009 14:01:49 PST

Get your message printed in the mind. Size 10 x 7 cm

Iconoclasps [p2702] - $4.00 : Mortimer Snodgrass, the gift store in Montreal and...

Mon, 09 Feb 2009 16:02:59 PST

Iconoclasps ICONOCLASPS are inventive, modern paperclips that elevate your paperwork to artwork. They make marvelous bookmarks, too! 18 clips with a grippy rubberized...

Fairytale Bookmark Set

Fri, 06 Feb 2009 22:23:54 PST

Jin Sun Suh, Zoo No O, 2008 The quirky bookmarks in this set look like paperclips with feet, arms, or a tail. When used as bookmarks, they appear to be small people or...

Procrastinate Paperweight

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 15:14:11 PST

Procrastinate Paperweight Is your desk piling up with papers that need attention right away?? Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow. This heavy dome shaped...

maliciousgnome writes "I love these!"

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 16:18:48 PST

I love these!

Peanut Erasers $5.50

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 09:47:54 PST

For every kid out there with peanut allergies, these erasers are for you. No more peanut deprivation! Just don’t eat them… Bag of five erasers.

Magnet Man Paper Clip Holder

Thu, 01 Jan 2009 14:48:48 PST

Product Description: | You Got Me! Cut down in his prime. Paper clips exploding from his chest. This is the scene that will play out every day when you have the Magnet...

Dead Budd Guillotine Card Holder

Thu, 01 Jan 2009 14:46:50 PST

Product Description: | Is execution your thing? Great! Then the Dead Budd Guillotine Card Holder is just the thing for you. This little guy is tied into submission and...

Graphite Writing Objects

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 12:50:06 PST

So much more than just a writing implement, these exquisite graphite objects are decorative sculptures. Meticulously crafted in the studio of San Francisco artist Agelio...

Elvis Nixon Mini Tray

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 14:01:55 PST

* Plastic * 4 1/4" x 6" x 1/2"

The Write Shot Flask Pen (224-05059)

Tue, 28 Oct 2008 09:26:05 PDT

Even if you can't write like Hemingway, Faulkner, Carver or Bukowski, you can at least medicate your muse like them. The pen tip unscrews so the stainless steel chamber...

The Perfect Match

Tue, 28 Oct 2008 07:52:45 PDT

MATCHBOOK NOTEBOOKS Sure to strike up a conversation, these tin notebooks are adapted from vintage matchbooks both in graphics and design. They are shaped just like a...

Oh Happy Day Pencil (6 pack)

Fri, 24 Oct 2008 19:28:36 PDT

Sweet and simple! Our lovely "Oh Happy Day" pencils are perfect for everyday use or for a special occasion! 6 pencils Number 2 Graphite Pencil 7.5" Blue Use our engraved...

It's Mind Bottling... Pencil 6 pack

Fri, 24 Oct 2008 19:28:26 PDT

an ode to our good friend Ron Burgundy... You know, when things are so crazy it gets your thoughts all trapped, like in a bottle? IT'S MIND BOTTLING... 6 black pencils...

You Cheapen' Me Pencil 6 Pack

Fri, 24 Oct 2008 19:28:19 PDT

Is this pencil high class or no class? You decide! Obviously the gold is high class, I mean who has a gold pencil? Only the classiest ladies and gents I'm sure! I bet you...

ihearvoices2 writes "I own this! What fun everyone loves to comment on it!"

Thu, 23 Oct 2008 05:29:10 PDT

I own this! What fun everyone loves to comment on it!

floral computer case

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 13:16:45 PDT

Shanghai Trio is the creation of Frenchwoman Virginie Fournier and two friends, who met in China and set about creating modern designs with a chic twist. This computer...

PEWTER TOOTH / Rare Device / good stuff for you and your home / San Francisco

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 15:09:23 PDT

Cast in pewter from a cave bear tooth, this little object is plated or oxidized and is a weighty paperweight or maybe a nice holder for a ring, when stood upright.

Apollo Tabletop Fireplace

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 13:24:18 PDT

Product Details When your candlesticks start looking a bit common, you can always heat things up with a mini fireplace instead. Brings warmth and ambiance to the table......

Walking Triceratops Pencil Sharpener

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 11:35:28 PDT

* Kikkerland * Wind up the walking dino by sharpening a pencil or by using the key. Shavings collect in the dino's head. * Ages 5 and up. * Size: 4.5 X 3.5 x 2 inches.

Lucky Ruler

Tue, 16 Sep 2008 11:56:21 PDT

Thirteen, we do everything in our power to avoid this number. Yet on every ruler we come across it neatly sits there, snug between the innocent numbers twelve and...

Knock Knock - Poopy Task Clips

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 12:17:30 PDT

* 12 Binder Clips * "Crap, Shit, Caca, Merde"

Stay Classy Pencil 6 pack

Mon, 26 May 2008 15:33:53 PDT

A wise man once said, "You stay classy, San Diego." In honor of our recent relocation to sunny San Diego, we present the Stay Classy Pencil. Number 2 Graphite, hot pink,...

MC Hammer Folder

Sun, 25 May 2008 09:33:51 PDT

Most orders shipped within 24 hours. If, for any reason, an item is not available, we will let you know immediately. Planning a special decade party? We will be happy to...

"Fitzgerald" Desk/Wall Fan

Tue, 20 May 2008 17:29:43 PDT

Swanky Art Deco-inspired desk fan can also be wall mounted to save space. Handcrafted zinc and steel fan is available in two finishes; handpainted. 12.5"W x 11"D x...

Monument Rubber Bands

Fri, 16 May 2008 13:09:36 PDT

Rubber bands in the shape of Big Ben, the Sydney Opera House, the Eiffel Tower, the Statue of Liberty, a Danish Windmill and the Leaning Tower of Pisa. 24 bands in a...

Handi Stapler

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 12:27:23 PDT

Rule your stack of papers with an iron fist..... or at least a lime green one. Impress your co-workers with your toughness as you staple with authority! You can always...

From the Cutting Edge Office Supplies Collection

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 12:02:31 PDT

Mouse Pads 7 1/4" X 8 1/4" X 1/4" Pad comes in black with white body logo imprint with slogan "We're dying for your business." SKU 1048

Kung Fu Fighting Pens

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:06:58 PDT

These are set to take the classroom by storm! 4 different kung-fu champions all primed to do battle across a desktop near you. A simple thumb lever mechanism allows you...

Pu Yi Desk Tray

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:09:52 PDT

size: 8"x5" | colors: Beige | materials: Ceramic not for food use

Crap Folders

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:16:35 PDT

Total Crap, Other Crap, More Crap File Folders. Why shouldn't filing be fun? Add some wit, color and honesty to your important papers. Tabbed file folders in blue, green...

Useless Nothing Nosy

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:15:50 PDT

Useless, Nothing, Nosy File Folders. Why shouldn't filing be fun? Add some wit, color and honesty to your important papers. Tabbed file folders in blue, orange and...