Added on 02/12/09

I'm savin' up for some therapy. I think I'm in trouble! Life is confusing. One minute you understand everything, and the next it feels like it's all blown apart. In these moments you may want to talk with someone, or just have them sit there and... See more

I'm savin' up for some therapy. I think I'm in trouble! Life is confusing. One minute you understand everything, and the next it feels like it's all blown apart. In these moments you may want to talk with someone, or just have them sit there and listen. Of course, it's impossible to predict when you'll crack up, but it's best to be prepared. That's why we recommend starting your own Psych Fund. One coin at a time. It's for our future. It's for your best. It's because we care… Tin bank measures 3.5" x 4.5" See less

Highlights: $19.99

Added on 10/30/07

Agency Fusion - Powered by Big Cartel

Agency Fusion - Powered by Big Cartel See less

Added on 10/10/07

Before we continue, a disclaimer: we do not, on any occasion, condone the racing of elderly people. It leads to nothing but fuss and confusion for all participants.Hence the development of a safe alternative: let us demonstrate (please stand back):... See more

Before we continue, a disclaimer: we do not, on any occasion, condone the racing of elderly people. It leads to nothing but fuss and confusion for all participants.Hence the development of a safe alternative: let us demonstrate (please stand back): Take one racing granny in hand. With thumb and forefinger tightly grasp the simple plastic wind-up mechanism protruding from granny's fetching yellow jacket. Turn a number of times until granny is fully wound-up. Place your racing granny carefully on to a flat surface then... release. As you'll see granny shoots along at a staggering pace overtaking everything, despite being overwhelming arthritic. Warning: may cause mass hysteria. Two racing grannies included in a pack. For your reference classic granny names include: Hilda, Vera, Nora, Betty, and Maureen. See less

Highlights: £7.95

Added on 10/10/07

Did you know that butter, if brushed with a thin coat of charcoal dust, will remain solid even when emersed in boiling oil? No? Well, that's probably because it's not true. But how about this...did you know that Satan Butter, if spread generously... See more

Did you know that butter, if brushed with a thin coat of charcoal dust, will remain solid even when emersed in boiling oil? No? Well, that's probably because it's not true. But how about this...did you know that Satan Butter, if spread generously over every inch of your skull, will prevent the degenerative rays of Christ Love from doin' their thang, even in the angelic chambers of Heaven? Well, it's true. Shit, regular butter is bad for you, but Satan Butter? Jesus Christ! [I mean, Anti-Christ!] Satan Butter causes Lou Gherig's Disease in the unborn grandvermin of even the heartiest sewer rat...it's been known to spread bubbly, herpetic lesions across the lips of girl scouts smack in the middle of a good deed...it makes a picnic into a bloodbath...it turns a gumdrop into a migraine...it...it...it can be yours--ON SALE--for only $9.99 a stick. "That's the best deal in town...$6.66 upside down." Get hella clean! See less

Highlights: $9.99

Added on 09/26/07

Peel some InAnimate stickers and place 'em on your stapler, decorate your pencil holder, jazz up your morning java, personalize your mouse…then bring on the smiles. There are LOTS (2 sheets!) of eyes, noses, and mouths in each pack, and yes they're... See more

Peel some InAnimate stickers and place 'em on your stapler, decorate your pencil holder, jazz up your morning java, personalize your mouse…then bring on the smiles. There are LOTS (2 sheets!) of eyes, noses, and mouths in each pack, and yes they're removable (though we can't think why you'd remove one). See less

Highlights: $4.25

Added on 09/26/07

Put one of these Crime Scene Bandages on your wound to scare off the germs. Each 3 3/4" tall metal tine contains twenty-five 3" x 3/4" bandages with sterile gauze and a free toy to take your mind off of the excruciating pain. For best results apply... See more

Put one of these Crime Scene Bandages on your wound to scare off the germs. Each 3 3/4" tall metal tine contains twenty-five 3" x 3/4" bandages with sterile gauze and a free toy to take your mind off of the excruciating pain. For best results apply to body parts not already outlined in chalk! See less

Highlights: $3.99

Added on 09/26/07

With the magical healing power of these Enchanted Unicorn Bandages, eve your ouchiest owies will heal up in no time! Each 3 3/4" tall metal tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a free toy to take your mind off of the... See more

With the magical healing power of these Enchanted Unicorn Bandages, eve your ouchiest owies will heal up in no time! Each 3 3/4" tall metal tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a free toy to take your mind off of the excruciating pain. See less

Highlights: $3.99

Added on 09/26/07

It's a cat butt pencil sharpener! The most unusual pencil sharpener you will find on anyone's desk! Simply stick your pencil into the cats behind, sharpen and hear it meow! - Meows when you sharpen - Includes litter tray to catch shavings - Keeps... See more

It's a cat butt pencil sharpener! The most unusual pencil sharpener you will find on anyone's desk! Simply stick your pencil into the cats behind, sharpen and hear it meow! - Meows when you sharpen - Includes litter tray to catch shavings - Keeps your pencil pointy Plastic. Measures approx. 4" long x 5.5" tall. Currently only available in white. See less

Highlights: $13.99

Added on 08/25/07

A rubbery hand extends up from the plug mimicking a reach for help out of the watery depths. while essentially providing a non-slip surface for an easy and firm grip in the sink or tub. available in green, orange, blue, and purple.

A rubbery hand extends up from the plug mimicking a reach for help out of the watery depths. while essentially providing a non-slip surface for an easy and firm grip in the sink or tub. available in green, orange, blue, and purple. See less

Highlights: Quantity in Basket: none Code: 1000-850-003 Price:$8.95

Added on 07/11/07

this is actual soap. shaped like little hands! each ‘hand’ is hand made. wash your hands with hands. the soaps range from 1/2” to 2”. it’s goat’s milk glycerin & has a light scent. really quite lovely! comes in a pretty bag… all ready for gifting to... See more

this is actual soap. shaped like little hands! each ‘hand’ is hand made. wash your hands with hands. the soaps range from 1/2” to 2”. it’s goat’s milk glycerin & has a light scent. really quite lovely! comes in a pretty bag… all ready for gifting to a friend with dirty paws! generally ships withing 4-6 days. if this item is sold out back orders will take an extra week to complete. See less

Highlights: $ 12.00 USD

Added on 05/21/07

Item Description: | They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline... See more

Item Description: | They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire... Mens t-shirts are 50% cotton / 50% polyester. Womens t-shirts run small and are 100% cotton American Apparel Classic Girl brand. Need more info? See less

Highlights: $ 18.95

Added on 10/10/07

Someecards is not intended for use by people under 18 years of age. Terms of service | Privacy Policy Someecards.com is possibly to probably the best site on the Web for free, funny ecards. We have greeting cards for every occasion - from important... See more

Someecards is not intended for use by people under 18 years of age. Terms of service | Privacy Policy Someecards.com is possibly to probably the best site on the Web for free, funny ecards. We have greeting cards for every occasion - from important to utterly pointless. Send greetings for apology, birthday, baby, breakup, congratulations, encouragement, farewell, flirting, friendship, get well, sympathy, thanks, thinking of you, wedding, workplace, and holidays like Mother's Day, Father's Day, Valentine's Day, Thanksgiving, and Christmas. We suggest you e-mail them to friends, family, coworkers, loved ones, liked ones, and anyone else with fingers. See less

Added on 04/09/09

Don't miss this awesome action figure of everyone's favorite so-called "good guy", Dexter! Standing 7-inches tall and fully articulated, Dexter comes with interchangeable arms, allowing him to transform from killer to blood-splatter expert and back... See more

Don't miss this awesome action figure of everyone's favorite so-called "good guy", Dexter! Standing 7-inches tall and fully articulated, Dexter comes with interchangeable arms, allowing him to transform from killer to blood-splatter expert and back again. He also includes loads of great accessories: knife, body bag, ID badge, and blood slide! He would love to make your world a safer place, so bring him home today! This sculpt is personally approved by Michael C. Hall. Pre-order now, available June 2009. See less

Highlights: Price: $16.99

Added on 10/02/08

Ouch! That smarts! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage. If a fancy bandage is not enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal pocket tin contains... See more

Ouch! That smarts! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage. If a fancy bandage is not enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal pocket tin contains twenty-five 3" x 3/4" (7.6 cm x 1.9 cm) adhesive bandages and a small plastic trinket to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time. See less

Highlights: $3.99

Added on 04/26/07

© 2007, a skinnyCorp LLC company. All designs Copyright by owner. Weekly announcements Tees in stock Threadless news del.icio.us Using 10.10.10.165 - 0.1s

© 2007, a skinnyCorp LLC company. All designs Copyright by owner. Weekly announcements Tees in stock Threadless news del.icio.us Using 10.10.10.165 - 0.1s See less

Highlights: $17

Added on 04/17/07

These miraculous new products are ""proven"" to wash away sin after sin, reducing guilt by 98.9 percent or more! Industrial strength, they're effective enough for most liars, cheaters, and wrongdoers. Includes one bar of Wash Away Your Sins soap, to... See more

These miraculous new products are ""proven"" to wash away sin after sin, reducing guilt by 98.9 percent or more! Industrial strength, they're effective enough for most liars, cheaters, and wrongdoers. Includes one bar of Wash Away Your Sins soap, to make amends while cleansing, and three Easter-lily scented towelettes for sinners on the go. See less

Highlights: $8.75

Added on 04/18/07

Finally, you can harness the majestic power of the unicorn with our Unicorn Power Chewing Gum! Each of our 3-1/2" x 2" boxes of chewing gum contains fourteen pieces of sweet and chewy goodness with a crunchy candy coating!

Finally, you can harness the majestic power of the unicorn with our Unicorn Power Chewing Gum! Each of our 3-1/2" x 2" boxes of chewing gum contains fourteen pieces of sweet and chewy goodness with a crunchy candy coating! See less

Highlights: $1.25

Added on 04/19/07

The hip new accessory is an extremely sexy tin of mints. After you finish the delicious mints, the cool tins can be used to carry folded cash, credit cards, ID, and other night-time accouterments. Each tin contains 40 mints Tin size: 2 3/8 “ w x 3... See more

The hip new accessory is an extremely sexy tin of mints. After you finish the delicious mints, the cool tins can be used to carry folded cash, credit cards, ID, and other night-time accouterments. Each tin contains 40 mints Tin size: 2 3/8 “ w x 3 5/8” l x ¼” h Seven Deadly Cinnamon: Hot hot hot! These hand-pressed mints are made from real cinnamon oil. Mints are engraved with the word “FIX” on one side and ‘7’ on the other. Sugar Free. Ingredients: Sorbitol, Magnesium Stearate, Natural & Artificial Flavors, Red #40. See less

Highlights: $3.00

Added on 04/17/07

Make your next party painfully amusing by inviting OUCH!, the voodoo-it-yourself toothpick holder. Perfect for finger food, emergency hexes, and jump-starting the good times. With Ouch, olives will never be boring again! These weighty, high-quality... See more

Make your next party painfully amusing by inviting OUCH!, the voodoo-it-yourself toothpick holder. Perfect for finger food, emergency hexes, and jump-starting the good times. With Ouch, olives will never be boring again! These weighty, high-quality voodoo figurines come in elegant charcoal gray or oyster white, each with handpainted face details. They hold 35 toothpicks with unusual panache and are sure to be the talk of any stylish festivity. Need we say more? See less

Highlights: $14.99

Added on 04/21/07

This Isn't An Office: It's Hell With Fluorescent Lighting! So proclaims one of the thirty wit-ridden and heart-spoken desktop signs in this set. ThinkGeek is confident these signs will turn your frown upside down. What else do you have to look... See more

This Isn't An Office: It's Hell With Fluorescent Lighting! So proclaims one of the thirty wit-ridden and heart-spoken desktop signs in this set. ThinkGeek is confident these signs will turn your frown upside down. What else do you have to look forward to during your prosaic, tedious, gratingly slow days at the office? Nada. And we understand that you are probably too emotionally sapped to muster the energy to occasionally tell your co-workers to bugger off and die in a corner. That's why we think you'll love these perfectly messaged signs. They'll let your office mates know how you really feel without you even moving your lips! See less

Highlights: $7.99

Added on 04/25/07

File folders for the person who’s favorite expression is “I’ll do it later.” They’ll get to choose from Later, Much Later, Never, Really Never, Ignore and the one that will probably get the least use, Urgent. Set of 6, one of each title. Printing is... See more

File folders for the person who’s favorite expression is “I’ll do it later.” They’ll get to choose from Later, Much Later, Never, Really Never, Ignore and the one that will probably get the least use, Urgent. Set of 6, one of each title. Printing is Letter Pressed.. See less

Highlights: We also suggest: | File Folders - Daily Grind $15.00

Added on 04/23/07

And ne'er shall the two meet. Embroidered lettering makes sure you know which side is up--or down; the color-coded design dumbs it down for even the most groggy morning person. 100% cotton terrycloth is soft and lush. Machine wash. Imported. 42" x... See more

And ne'er shall the two meet. Embroidered lettering makes sure you know which side is up--or down; the color-coded design dumbs it down for even the most groggy morning person. 100% cotton terrycloth is soft and lush. Machine wash. Imported. 42" x 26" Click for larger image. See less

Highlights: $12.95 1

Added on 04/25/07

No more excuses for not having an excuse! Hey, sometimes honesty isn't the best policy. Instead of telling your boss that you just "don’t feel like coming to work today" or giving "traffic" as the reason you’re late to your best friend’s birthday... See more

No more excuses for not having an excuse! Hey, sometimes honesty isn't the best policy. Instead of telling your boss that you just "don’t feel like coming to work today" or giving "traffic" as the reason you’re late to your best friend’s birthday party, “Dial-An-Excuse” zeros in on 36 excuse-required scenarios and offers an amazing 180 corresponding excuses. Areas covered: Personal Relations, Communication, Infraction, Finance, Performance, and Attendance. Each excuse has five levels: Classic, Mundane, Sob Story, Extenuating, and Far-Fetched. Comes with a mailing envelope and a place on the back to write an inscription to send it as a card (takes three first-class stamps). Wheel measures 8" in diameter. See less

Highlights: Price: $8.95

Added on 04/17/07

Get to grips with something rude and rubbery, with this great balloon modeling book. From Whips, Handcuffs, and Willies, to some Dirty Dogs and a Horny Horse - it's all inside just waiting for a firm hand to take control. For the inexperienced,... See more

Get to grips with something rude and rubbery, with this great balloon modeling book. From Whips, Handcuffs, and Willies, to some Dirty Dogs and a Horny Horse - it's all inside just waiting for a firm hand to take control. For the inexperienced, simply follow the illustrated instructions and you too can enjoy the beauty of a rubber bikini and big boobs. So what are you waiting for? Let the Shenanigans begin! See less

Highlights: $8.99

Added on 04/26/07

Whack Off at Work Your boss wants a new proposal for the big presentation. The trouble is, she only told you about it two hours ago and the meeting is in twenty minutes! You open up a new window about ready to spill out brilliance, when you hear the... See more

Whack Off at Work Your boss wants a new proposal for the big presentation. The trouble is, she only told you about it two hours ago and the meeting is in twenty minutes! You open up a new window about ready to spill out brilliance, when you hear the sound of air hissing. That is the sound of your imagination popping a flat. In mere seconds, you mind is blank and your job is hanging in the balance. That's when you grab your Ball of Whacks. It will help; it always does. The Ball of Whacks is an amazing new toy by creative genius extraordinaire Roger von Oech (author of A Whack in the Side of the Head, A Kick in the Seat of the Pants, and more!) It is composed of 30 magnetic pyramids (180 über-powerful, rare earth magnets in total) which can be manipulated into a variety of shapes. Also included is a pocket sized book which will lead you through a variety of games and exercises to help get the juices of your stalled mind flowing again. Hey, there are balls you can play with at work and... See less

Highlights: $29.99

Added on 04/26/07

Is everyone having a bad day the office? Fret not, just gather your fellow office mates and take five minutes for this office version of Mad Libs. With stories like: Officespeak, Confessions of a Reception and Job Interview Do’s and Don’ts; you’ll... See more

Is everyone having a bad day the office? Fret not, just gather your fellow office mates and take five minutes for this office version of Mad Libs. With stories like: Officespeak, Confessions of a Reception and Job Interview Do’s and Don’ts; you’ll all be laughing so hard, everyone will forget that they're overworked and underpaid! Just assign a "READER" to select a story (without telling the other players what the theme is). The Reader asks each player to provide a word (the word might be a noun, pronoun, adjective, color, number, etc.), and then places the word in the corresponding blank within the story. When all the blanks are filled, the Reader reads back the Mad Lib story -- which always turns out to be silly, and hilariously funny. This bound pad contains 21 “office related” stories. Measures 5 ¼”W x 8 ½”H. See less

Highlights: We also suggest: | Boss Toss $6.95 | Handy Bands - Rubbernecks $7.50 | I Love The Office Stickers $6.75

Added on 04/13/07

* Playful, 3-D figurine made of high-quality polyresin * Base includes plaque engraved with: "If you want to get rid of a guy, tell him you love him." * One in a collection of TLC Life Lesson figurines * Great for home or office décorExpert posing... See more

* Playful, 3-D figurine made of high-quality polyresin * Base includes plaque engraved with: "If you want to get rid of a guy, tell him you love him." * One in a collection of TLC Life Lesson figurines * Great for home or office décorExpert posing and carefully administered details make each figure come alive. See less

Highlights: $14.95

Added on 04/14/07

For a quick note when stuff like this gets posted and other sporadic updates, which always include a way to win free stuff, enter your email here. We won't ever abuse the privilege. Period. * Cover * Page Two + Archives * About CP * Guest Editors *... See more

For a quick note when stuff like this gets posted and other sporadic updates, which always include a way to win free stuff, enter your email here. We won't ever abuse the privilege. Period. * Cover * Page Two + Archives * About CP * Guest Editors * Museum of Online Museums * Copy Goes Here * Depth of Field * Field-Tested Books * Photoshop Tennis * Reference Library * 72° * Verse By Voice * Pinsetter * Western State * Swap Meat Things We Made We hated the options available for custom packaging DVDs and CDs so we created a brand that gives creative professionals and hobbyists the tools to make great stuff. The 2006 edition of Field-Tested Books, our summer reading feature. Also, take a few minutes (eleven actually) to check our first short feature film, Copy Goes Here. See less

Added on 04/21/07

Tired Of Beating Around The Bush? Get straight to the point extremely fast with Abusive Stamps. Break out your inner BOFH and let your true feelings come forth, into an ink pad, and onto some paper. All without the safety of using acronyms! It's... See more

Tired Of Beating Around The Bush? Get straight to the point extremely fast with Abusive Stamps. Break out your inner BOFH and let your true feelings come forth, into an ink pad, and onto some paper. All without the safety of using acronyms! It's absolutely cathartic. Some tasks in the workplace are just so unbelievably prosaic and pointless that it's only fair you occasionally are enabled to call a spade a spade. And you get to do so using advanced language skills in the process! Choose between six different stamp designs, including: * This is F**KING URGENT * I haven't got time to read this CRAP * Staple this to your FACE * Confidential - read this and I'll have to kill you * File under T for TRASH * Complete and Utter BULLSHIT Each stamp comes complete with a red ink pad. ThinkGeek is not responsible should you lose your employment by utilizing these fine stamps on the wrong document, in the wrong place, or with the wrong person. You must choose your circumstances to stamp wisely... See less

Highlights: $7.99

Added on 04/26/07

Pummel sticks. Hmmm. Simply put - use them to smack the crap out of each other! Inflate and assemble the pummel sticks. Tie the Velcro straps around your ankles to reduce your stability and shout the words "GLADIATORS - READY!". The winner is the... See more

Pummel sticks. Hmmm. Simply put - use them to smack the crap out of each other! Inflate and assemble the pummel sticks. Tie the Velcro straps around your ankles to reduce your stability and shout the words "GLADIATORS - READY!". The winner is the last one standing. See less

Highlights: $24.99