Added on 10/10/07

Did you know that butter, if brushed with a thin coat of charcoal dust, will remain solid even when emersed in boiling oil? No? Well, that's probably because it's not true. But how about this...did you know that Satan Butter, if spread generously... See more

Did you know that butter, if brushed with a thin coat of charcoal dust, will remain solid even when emersed in boiling oil? No? Well, that's probably because it's not true. But how about this...did you know that Satan Butter, if spread generously over every inch of your skull, will prevent the degenerative rays of Christ Love from doin' their thang, even in the angelic chambers of Heaven? Well, it's true. Shit, regular butter is bad for you, but Satan Butter? Jesus Christ! [I mean, Anti-Christ!] Satan Butter causes Lou Gherig's Disease in the unborn grandvermin of even the heartiest sewer rat...it's been known to spread bubbly, herpetic lesions across the lips of girl scouts smack in the middle of a good deed...it makes a picnic into a bloodbath...it turns a gumdrop into a migraine...it...it...it can be yours--ON SALE--for only $9.99 a stick. "That's the best deal in town...$6.66 upside down." Get hella clean! See less

Highlights: $9.99

Added on 02/12/09

This Devil Duckie® will look sweet on the dashboard of your tricked out '57 Chevy. Each 4.5" long duckie has stock parts and a custom paint job with classic hot rod flames along the sides.

This Devil Duckie® will look sweet on the dashboard of your tricked out '57 Chevy. Each 4.5" long duckie has stock parts and a custom paint job with classic hot rod flames along the sides. See less

Highlights: $4.99

Added on 02/12/09

Need a new way to carry your business cards? Look no further than this cute case! Epoxy coated image on high quality steel case. Original art by Christopher Wright. Measures: 2.25" wide x 3.75" long x .25" deep. Holds approx. 20 business cards or... See more

Need a new way to carry your business cards? Look no further than this cute case! Epoxy coated image on high quality steel case. Original art by Christopher Wright. Measures: 2.25" wide x 3.75" long x .25" deep. Holds approx. 20 business cards or credit cards and an I.D. See less

Highlights: $3.99

Added on 01/06/09

Stay on schedule with the LEGO Star Wars alarm clock, featuring Japanese Quartz movement, a crescendo alarm, two authentic Star Wars minifigures, and a buildable blaster turret on top. A great gift for a LEGO or Star Wars fan…or just a late sleeper!... See more

Stay on schedule with the LEGO Star Wars alarm clock, featuring Japanese Quartz movement, a crescendo alarm, two authentic Star Wars minifigures, and a buildable blaster turret on top. A great gift for a LEGO or Star Wars fan…or just a late sleeper! * Includes Chewbacca™ and Stormtrooper™ minifigures! See less

Highlights: USD 9.99

Added on 12/07/08

Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia, Darth Vader, and the rest of the Star Wars cast are back in intergalactic action in Star Wars Mad Libs. With 21 Mad Libs stories about characters and events from all six of the blockbuster films, you’ll be laughing your... See more

Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia, Darth Vader, and the rest of the Star Wars cast are back in intergalactic action in Star Wars Mad Libs. With 21 Mad Libs stories about characters and events from all six of the blockbuster films, you’ll be laughing your ___________ off! See less

Highlights: $3.99

Added on 08/08/08

Dolphins: The Bears of the Ocean T-Shirt by SnorgTees. Men's and women's sizes available. Check out our full catalog for tons of funny t-shirts.

Dolphins: The Bears of the Ocean T-Shirt by SnorgTees. Men's and women's sizes available. Check out our full catalog for tons of funny t-shirts. See less

Highlights: $16.95

Added on 08/12/08

Tags: baby not midget do not toss t-shirt, dwarf tossing shirt, baby not midget do not toss tee shirt, baby tossing t-shirts

Tags: baby not midget do not toss t-shirt, dwarf tossing shirt, baby not midget do not toss tee shirt, baby tossing t-shirts See less

Added on 06/10/08

Adorable Dr. Suess bodysuits for "Thing 1" and "Thing 2" in your family! Just like twins, these outfits are loads of fun! These outfits feature the playful Thing 1 and Thing 2 characters, and are made with with soft and cozy cotton interlock. They... See more

Adorable Dr. Suess bodysuits for "Thing 1" and "Thing 2" in your family! Just like twins, these outfits are loads of fun! These outfits feature the playful Thing 1 and Thing 2 characters, and are made with with soft and cozy cotton interlock. They fasten with authentic Dr. Seuss snaps. Available in Sizes: 3, 6, 9 and 12 months. Price is for TWO outfits! See less

Highlights: Price: $29.95

Added on 01/14/08

fire engine red, 100% cotton onesie with silver tricycle and vintage jean patch embellishment

fire engine red, 100% cotton onesie with silver tricycle and vintage jean patch embellishment See less

Highlights: $25.00

Added on 01/14/08

white 100% cotton onesie printed with gun metal rose and embellished with vintage jean patch

white 100% cotton onesie printed with gun metal rose and embellished with vintage jean patch See less

Highlights: $25.00

Added on 01/14/08

100% cotton onesie with light apple green turtle racing across the front, embellished with shimmering blue fabric swatch

100% cotton onesie with light apple green turtle racing across the front, embellished with shimmering blue fabric swatch See less

Highlights: $25.00

Added on 01/14/08

100% cotton onesie with red rocket/gold star and jean patch on front of garment.

100% cotton onesie with red rocket/gold star and jean patch on front of garment. See less

Highlights: $25.00

Added on 12/02/08

SNOOPY®'s the star of this fine crystal ornament. And the shimmering ornament will be a star on your Christmas tree as well. 2.375" High

SNOOPY®'s the star of this fine crystal ornament. And the shimmering ornament will be a star on your Christmas tree as well. 2.375" High See less

Highlights: Lenox Crystal Snoopy Ornament 792710 List price: $29.00 Sale: $19.95

Added on 10/27/08

...and then there are those days when vitiamin C simply isn't enough. Slip one of these dandy little 4 oz. stainless steel flasks (featuring wrap-around design) into your apron pocket -- or tote -- and a ladylike snort is always at your fingertips!... See more

...and then there are those days when vitiamin C simply isn't enough. Slip one of these dandy little 4 oz. stainless steel flasks (featuring wrap-around design) into your apron pocket -- or tote -- and a ladylike snort is always at your fingertips! Companion funnel makes refilling a snap. 2 3/4"wide x 4 1/4" high including lid. $22.00 each Add to Basket | NEW! $22.00 each Add to Basket NEW! $22.00 each More "Kind of Girl" Products. More "Rat's Ass" Products. See less

Highlights: NEW! $22.00 each

Added on 10/02/08

The world's most famous case. Groovy graphics screen-printed onto smooth, super durable vinyl material! High quality zip closure & fancy printed period chart inside. Remember to chill. Remember to refill. Measures 6.5" x 3.5"

The world's most famous case. Groovy graphics screen-printed onto smooth, super durable vinyl material! High quality zip closure & fancy printed period chart inside. Remember to chill. Remember to refill. Measures 6.5" x 3.5" See less

Highlights: $11.99

Added on 11/29/07

Share some beagle love with our Snoopy - It's a Dog's Life Collector's Edition Monopoly. Play to own it all as you celebrate the personas that have made this special beagle world famous in his every endeavor - or at least in his daydreams atop his... See more

Share some beagle love with our Snoopy - It's a Dog's Life Collector's Edition Monopoly. Play to own it all as you celebrate the personas that have made this special beagle world famous in his every endeavor - or at least in his daydreams atop his doghouse. Ages 8 and up for 2-6 players. * 20" x 10" * Paper Board With Pewter Tokens | LIMITED TIME PROMOTION: Free Shipping on all orders of $60 or more. Select ground shipping at checkout. details See less

Highlights: A53047 $39.95

Added on 04/16/07

AVAILABILITY: Ships Same Day w/FREE ground shipping This unique and trendy Parental Guidance Suggested Baby Onesie makes a fun baby gift, made of 100% cotton and packaged in a unique theater-popcorn inspired box which needs no further wrapping!... See more

AVAILABILITY: Ships Same Day w/FREE ground shipping This unique and trendy Parental Guidance Suggested Baby Onesie makes a fun baby gift, made of 100% cotton and packaged in a unique theater-popcorn inspired box which needs no further wrapping! Onesie sized for 0-6 months. See less

Highlights: $16.95

Added on 04/14/07

Bring a Bottle. Just in Case. "Hey Pauly. Whaddya got in the case? Violin? Tommy gun?" Nah, just a little hooch for the party. Our Violin Bottle Case is simulated leather-bound and stitched, and fully lined in blue velvet to keep the Black Velvet... See more

Bring a Bottle. Just in Case. "Hey Pauly. Whaddya got in the case? Violin? Tommy gun?" Nah, just a little hooch for the party. Our Violin Bottle Case is simulated leather-bound and stitched, and fully lined in blue velvet to keep the Black Velvet safe and secure. With durable metal hardware: snap-latch closures, hinges, and handle. The Violin Bottle Case holds wine, champagne, or liquor bottles. Measures: 15" long x 4.75" tall x 6.75" wide. See less

Highlights: Quantity 1 | Giftwrap this item for $5.50

Added on 04/14/07

No, we're not promoting drinking and driving with our Keychain Flask. But we're thinking it'd be great for guesthouse keys, cabin-in-the-mountains keys, backyard shed keys - anywhere the key keeper could use a blast from a flask now and then.... See more

No, we're not promoting drinking and driving with our Keychain Flask. But we're thinking it'd be great for guesthouse keys, cabin-in-the-mountains keys, backyard shed keys - anywhere the key keeper could use a blast from a flask now and then. Features back-to-back nautical clips that on one side hold keys, on the other a one-ounce stainless steel flask. See less

Highlights: Quantity 1 | Giftwrap this item for $5.50

Added on 05/09/07

Babies love creepin', crawlin' and sleepin' in our super comfy, 100% cotton jersey knit Infant Creeper. Infant clothes shouldn't be hard to change, so our three-snap bottom helps ease those nasty diaper changes. Great baby stuff for your special... See more

Babies love creepin', crawlin' and sleepin' in our super comfy, 100% cotton jersey knit Infant Creeper. Infant clothes shouldn't be hard to change, so our three-snap bottom helps ease those nasty diaper changes. Great baby stuff for your special little one. * 5.5 oz. 100% cotton * Three bottom snaps * Standard T-shirt neck See less

Highlights: $12.99

Added on 09/26/07

Everyone wants an imaginary unicorn friend that they can call forth to smite their enemies. The Avenging Unicorn Play Set has everything you need to use the power of the unicorn to rid your life of irritations. Put the posable, 3-3/4" tall, hard... See more

Everyone wants an imaginary unicorn friend that they can call forth to smite their enemies. The Avenging Unicorn Play Set has everything you need to use the power of the unicorn to rid your life of irritations. Put the posable, 3-3/4" tall, hard vinyl unicorn on a flat surface and then impale one of three 3-1/8" tall, soft vinyl figures included (businessman/boss, new age lady and mime). Also includes four interchangeable horns (classic spiral, chrome, glow and pearlescent). See less

Added on 08/01/08

Being the best chef in Nebraska has its perks. Nonetheless, like how your mother warned you when you were younger, if you don't play nice somebody would get hurt, this media circus that we are all paying good money to watch will at some point come to... See more

Being the best chef in Nebraska has its perks. Nonetheless, like how your mother warned you when you were younger, if you don't play nice somebody would get hurt, this media circus that we are all paying good money to watch will at some point come to an end. See less

Added on 09/26/07

Peel some InAnimate stickers and place 'em on your stapler, decorate your pencil holder, jazz up your morning java, personalize your mouse…then bring on the smiles. There are LOTS (2 sheets!) of eyes, noses, and mouths in each pack, and yes they're... See more

Peel some InAnimate stickers and place 'em on your stapler, decorate your pencil holder, jazz up your morning java, personalize your mouse…then bring on the smiles. There are LOTS (2 sheets!) of eyes, noses, and mouths in each pack, and yes they're removable (though we can't think why you'd remove one). See less

Highlights: $4.25

Added on 12/07/08

By Roger Price & Leonard Stern Family Guy is the absurdly funny, unbelievably popular cartoon sitcom from Fox. The show chronicles the lives of the Griffin family—Peter, Lois, Stewie, Brian, Chris, and Meg—a tight-knit but nutty family from Quahog,... See more

By Roger Price & Leonard Stern Family Guy is the absurdly funny, unbelievably popular cartoon sitcom from Fox. The show chronicles the lives of the Griffin family—Peter, Lois, Stewie, Brian, Chris, and Meg—a tight-knit but nutty family from Quahog, Rhode Island. And now, Family Guy combines comedic forces with Mad Libs for an absolutely hilarious time that no fan will be able to resist! $3.99 buy now » See less

Added on 07/05/07

Jazz up your counters Vibrant colors that coordinate with bambu's lacquerware collection make these hand-colored woven nesting baskets a fun addition to your kitchen, living room, kids room or even your office. Made from organic bamboo, you have... See more

Jazz up your counters Vibrant colors that coordinate with bambu's lacquerware collection make these hand-colored woven nesting baskets a fun addition to your kitchen, living room, kids room or even your office. Made from organic bamboo, you have three lively sets to choose from: Green: lime green, green, and blue Red: red, gold/orange, and yellow Brown: Mocha, Olive, Chocolate Double Wall Colored Baskets Measure: Large - 9" diameter, 4.5" tall Medium - 7.5" diameter, 4.25" tall Small - 6" diameter, 4" tall **All sizes are approximate and may vary slightly from basket to basket. See less

Highlights: Price: from $13.95

Added on 11/29/07

Bring out the domestic diva in you with our Fashionista Vintage Floral Bib Aprons. Flirty, fun, and figure flattering, these aprons make great hostess gifts that are both cute and functional. Choose from different patterns. * 33" x 34.5" * Cotton |... See more

Bring out the domestic diva in you with our Fashionista Vintage Floral Bib Aprons. Flirty, fun, and figure flattering, these aprons make great hostess gifts that are both cute and functional. Choose from different patterns. * 33" x 34.5" * Cotton | LIMITED TIME PROMOTION: Free Shipping on all orders of $60 or more. Select ground shipping at checkout. details See less

Highlights: A53437 $19.95

Added on 02/26/09

Our Black Stitched Suitcase with Black, Pool, and Red Striped Interior is beautiful inside and out, just like you. We love filling these super kool stitched suitcases with Paper Source note sets, pens and mailing labels to make a personalized DIY... See more

Our Black Stitched Suitcase with Black, Pool, and Red Striped Interior is beautiful inside and out, just like you. We love filling these super kool stitched suitcases with Paper Source note sets, pens and mailing labels to make a personalized DIY stationery kit for a friend. Or pack one full of mini stuffed animals and gadgets for a wee little one. Mix and match with our chartreuse, papaya and red suitcasesand stack them on a table or on a shelf for sophisticated storage. These nifty suitcases are home decor all on their own. Pack 'em up with any little thing your heart desires! A Paper Source exclusive Sizes available: Extra Small size - 6 1/8" x 4 1/2" x 3" Small size - 7 3/4" x 5 3/4" x 3 1/8" Medium size - 9 3/4" x 6 3/4" x 3 1/4" Large size - 11 3/4" x 8" x 3 1/2" See less

Highlights: Extra Small $8.00 0

Added on 04/26/07

Let’s face it - guys never really grow up. So why should their gift wrap? This collection contains 2 sheets of each design for a total of 8 sheets.

Let’s face it - guys never really grow up. So why should their gift wrap? This collection contains 2 sheets of each design for a total of 8 sheets. See less

Added on 08/04/07

WHAT’S YOUR MOOD? BOTTLE OPENERS — Feeling shocked, crazy or happy? Use one of these to express yourself when opening a bottle. Buy one or all three for a set.

WHAT’S YOUR MOOD? BOTTLE OPENERS — Feeling shocked, crazy or happy? Use one of these to express yourself when opening a bottle. Buy one or all three for a set. See less

Highlights: Set of 3 for $37

Added on 07/28/07

Each pack of wrapping paper contains 4 sheets. Each sheet is 20" x 30". Many trees *were* harmed to bring you these unique creations, but it was all in good fun so what can we do?

Each pack of wrapping paper contains 4 sheets. Each sheet is 20" x 30". Many trees *were* harmed to bring you these unique creations, but it was all in good fun so what can we do? See less

Highlights: ChristmasBots $5.99