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A classic typewriter. The click clacking keys, the unmistakable return bell, the satisfaction of a fresh new sheet of paper. We immediately fell in love with these truly beautiful restored works of art. This fully-functioning typewriter brought us... See more

A classic typewriter. The click clacking keys, the unmistakable return bell, the satisfaction of a fresh new sheet of paper. We immediately fell in love with these truly beautiful restored works of art. This fully-functioning typewriter brought us back to the age of aspiring writers, busy newsrooms full of journalists, and to many romantic love letters written. They carry with them a richness of history and are a beautiful display of classic nostalgia. Each vintage typewriter is restored to its original working condition by a professional typewriter repair technician. Each machine is cleaned, oiled and mechanically adjusted or repaired so that it is fully-functioning. The original paint, decals, and pinstripes are retained to preserve their authenticity and vintage appeal and thus sometimes do reflect moderate wear and average usage which may include minor dings and flaws, but still in above average condition. Typewriters come with one universal typewriter ribbon (replacement ribbons... See less

Highlights: 1950's Restored Royal Typewriter - Cherry Red $495.00

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Give 'em something to talk about. Once on the lips, you'll never hang up again, with luscious full lipstick-red curves and every modern function you'd miss in a vintage phone: Redial, tone/pulse switch and pause. Plastic. 4¾"H x 9"W x 3"D. Get FREE... See more

Give 'em something to talk about. Once on the lips, you'll never hang up again, with luscious full lipstick-red curves and every modern function you'd miss in a vintage phone: Redial, tone/pulse switch and pause. Plastic. 4¾"H x 9"W x 3"D. Get FREE STANDARD SHIPPING & PROCESSING on today's order (UP TO A $13.95 VALUE) when you become a Club W.O.E. Member. Click here to find out how! Click for larger image. See less

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Got some schmuck trying to get into your business? Tell 'em off, with your poor target never knowing what hit them (unless they're fluent in Yiddish). The insults and curses are spectacularly creative. Paperback; 160 pages. Get FREE STANDARD SHIPPING... See more

Got some schmuck trying to get into your business? Tell 'em off, with your poor target never knowing what hit them (unless they're fluent in Yiddish). The insults and curses are spectacularly creative. Paperback; 160 pages. Get FREE STANDARD SHIPPING & PROCESSING on today's order (UP TO A $13.95 VALUE) when you become a Club W.O.E. Member. Click here to find out how! Click for larger image. See less

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Energize and explore with a book that's one part cheering squad, one part workbook for life. Written by a creativity training guru, the dozens of exercises help capture your dreams and desires, then aid you in corralling the best ideas – and bringing... See more

Energize and explore with a book that's one part cheering squad, one part workbook for life. Written by a creativity training guru, the dozens of exercises help capture your dreams and desires, then aid you in corralling the best ideas – and bringing them to life. Paperback; 255 pages. Click for larger image. See less

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A must-give for college-bound kids: Our three-compartment sorting laundry bag with an extra pocket for bringing along quarters, detergent and dryer sheets. Throw the bag in with a cold load and it's ready for hauling all your clean duds home on the... See more

A must-give for college-bound kids: Our three-compartment sorting laundry bag with an extra pocket for bringing along quarters, detergent and dryer sheets. Throw the bag in with a cold load and it's ready for hauling all your clean duds home on the extra-wide, extra-comfortable straps. 21"H x 30"W x 10"D. Click for larger image. See less

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Want to find a good time? Just follow the sign. A hilarious decorating touch that requires no theft or chance of embarrassment. Unless, of course, you're out of beer. Painted wood. 10"H. Click for larger image.

Want to find a good time? Just follow the sign. A hilarious decorating touch that requires no theft or chance of embarrassment. Unless, of course, you're out of beer. Painted wood. 10"H. Click for larger image. See less

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An integrated spatula/scissors won't damage your pans like traditional pizza roll-cutters, plus offers neatly snipped edges and no-mess serving. Stainless serrated scissor blades and plastic elements are all dishwasher safe. 8½"L. Click for larger... See more

An integrated spatula/scissors won't damage your pans like traditional pizza roll-cutters, plus offers neatly snipped edges and no-mess serving. Stainless serrated scissor blades and plastic elements are all dishwasher safe. 8½"L. Click for larger image. See less

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And of course, it's green. Flash the peace sign with every errand, or add it to your packing list for the next cross-country road trip. Cushy fabric construction withstands wind & rain and attaches easily with a rugged nylon strap-and-loop combo.... See more

And of course, it's green. Flash the peace sign with every errand, or add it to your packing list for the next cross-country road trip. Cushy fabric construction withstands wind & rain and attaches easily with a rugged nylon strap-and-loop combo. Man-made materials. 9" diameter. Get FREE STANDARD SHIPPING & PROCESSING on today's order (UP TO A $13.95 VALUE) when you become a Club W.O.E. Member. Click here to find out how! Click for larger image. See less

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Boot-shaped glasses, originally created during World War II, with all four glass sizes imported from Austria. Choose from giant two-liter 14"H boot, large one-liter 9½"H boot, small half-liter 7½"H boot, and set of two shotsized 3" beer "booties."... See more

Boot-shaped glasses, originally created during World War II, with all four glass sizes imported from Austria. Choose from giant two-liter 14"H boot, large one-liter 9½"H boot, small half-liter 7½"H boot, and set of two shotsized 3" beer "booties." Hand wash. Get FREE STANDARD SHIPPING & PROCESSING on today's order (UP TO A $13.95 VALUE) when you become a Club W.O.E. Member. Click here to find out how! Click for larger image. See less

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It's not just a lamp: "It's a major award!" We think Ralphie's dad was onto something when he placed his dead center in the living room window. Table lamps are made of PVC with fringed fabric shades and have a three-way switch that lets the leg glow... See more

It's not just a lamp: "It's a major award!" We think Ralphie's dad was onto something when he placed his dead center in the living room window. Table lamps are made of PVC with fringed fabric shades and have a three-way switch that lets the leg glow independently of the top. UL®-listed. Night light is a mini version of the Major Award. Plastic; 9" tall. Table lamps are no rush delivery, and no gift bag available. ©Warner Bros. See less

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Delicately crafted letters in silver-finish metal are underlined by a rust strip; precise and elegant, it's perfect for indoor or sheltered outdoor use. 4"H x 42" W; 1½" depth gives great shadows and dimension. Click for larger image.

Delicately crafted letters in silver-finish metal are underlined by a rust strip; precise and elegant, it's perfect for indoor or sheltered outdoor use. 4"H x 42" W; 1½" depth gives great shadows and dimension. Click for larger image. See less

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And ne'er shall the two meet. Embroidered lettering makes sure you know which side is up--or down; the color-coded design dumbs it down for even the most groggy morning person. 100% cotton terrycloth is soft and lush. Machine wash. Imported. 42" x... See more

And ne'er shall the two meet. Embroidered lettering makes sure you know which side is up--or down; the color-coded design dumbs it down for even the most groggy morning person. 100% cotton terrycloth is soft and lush. Machine wash. Imported. 42" x 26" Click for larger image. See less

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Rubber duckie, step aside. Singing in the bathtub is cranked up to top volume with our floating radio, protected by a rubber exterior and brightly colored to stand out among the bubbles. Uses 2 AAA batteries (included). 4¼"H x 3½"W x 6"L. Click for... See more

Rubber duckie, step aside. Singing in the bathtub is cranked up to top volume with our floating radio, protected by a rubber exterior and brightly colored to stand out among the bubbles. Uses 2 AAA batteries (included). 4¼"H x 3½"W x 6"L. Click for larger image. See less

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No well-heeled bridal or girlfriend get-together is complete without this over-the-top serving piece. A dainty magnetic pink kitten heel adds a sweet touch to the stainless steel server, and removes easily for hand washing. 8½L. Click for larger... See more

No well-heeled bridal or girlfriend get-together is complete without this over-the-top serving piece. A dainty magnetic pink kitten heel adds a sweet touch to the stainless steel server, and removes easily for hand washing. 8½L. Click for larger image. See less

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Once you start thinking about all the places, uses and ways to stick these vinyl chalkboard panels, you'll be hooked. Start with a couple in the kitchen to get the family organized. Cut a couple to size for a doodle board in the bathroom, etc. Each... See more

Once you start thinking about all the places, uses and ways to stick these vinyl chalkboard panels, you'll be hooked. Start with a couple in the kitchen to get the family organized. Cut a couple to size for a doodle board in the bathroom, etc. Each kit has four removable and repositionable slate gray 9" x 12" sheets. Click for larger image. See less

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It's a lunar model that moonlights as a night light. An authentically detailed moon automatically begins to glow when the sun sets. You can manually or automatically set it to any of 12 phases of the moon, using the discovery guide and audio CD to... See more

It's a lunar model that moonlights as a night light. An authentically detailed moon automatically begins to glow when the sun sets. You can manually or automatically set it to any of 12 phases of the moon, using the discovery guide and audio CD to learn more about the Earth's small satellite. Easily mounts to the wall, and comes with an infrared remote control. Auto shutoff preserves battery life; requires 2 AAA and 4 AA batteries (not included). Ages 6 and up. 10" diameter. Click for larger image. See less

Highlights: $36.95

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Duplicating the plastic ribbon that your local law enforcement uses to block off curious eyes, this soft, cozy scarf is made extra-long for stylish looping and layering, made with 95% acrylic with 5% spandex for stretch. Imported. Hand wash. Just... See more

Duplicating the plastic ribbon that your local law enforcement uses to block off curious eyes, this soft, cozy scarf is made extra-long for stylish looping and layering, made with 95% acrylic with 5% spandex for stretch. Imported. Hand wash. Just short of 5'L. Get FREE STANDARD SHIPPING & PROCESSING on today's order (UP TO A $13.95 VALUE) when you become a Club W.O.E. Member. Click here to find out how! Click for larger image. See less

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Magnificently colored stained glass forms a bright carpet on this majestic elephant, creating a flamboyant effect; the sculptural details and lovely finish of the elephant add an antiqued touch. UL listed. 60" cord. Uses one 7-watt bulb (included).... See more

Magnificently colored stained glass forms a bright carpet on this majestic elephant, creating a flamboyant effect; the sculptural details and lovely finish of the elephant add an antiqued touch. UL listed. 60" cord. Uses one 7-watt bulb (included). 8½"H x 6"W x 3¼"D. Click for larger image. See less

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Sure to get a gourmand's heart going pitter-patter, this outstanding set of knives comes with a ruby-red holder with a slightly macabre edge. Metal and plastic. Hand wash. 16"H; set of 5 knives includes a range from 7½"L to 13"L. Get FREE STANDARD... See more

Sure to get a gourmand's heart going pitter-patter, this outstanding set of knives comes with a ruby-red holder with a slightly macabre edge. Metal and plastic. Hand wash. 16"H; set of 5 knives includes a range from 7½"L to 13"L. Get FREE STANDARD SHIPPING & PROCESSING on today's order (UP TO A $13.95 VALUE) when you become a Club W.O.E. Member. Click here to find out how! Click for larger image. See less

Highlights: $139.95 1

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The ingenious design of this dispenser maximizes air contact so each orange, apple or other seasonal fruit ripens evenly, while a cleverly placed hook holds a bunch of bananas. Holds approx. 10 pieces of fruit in the gravity-fed chute. Metal with... See more

The ingenious design of this dispenser maximizes air contact so each orange, apple or other seasonal fruit ripens evenly, while a cleverly placed hook holds a bunch of bananas. Holds approx. 10 pieces of fruit in the gravity-fed chute. Metal with chrome finish and protective rubber feet. 17½"H x 5¼"W x 15¾"D. Click for larger image. See less

Highlights: $19.95

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Practice your short game on the same surface used on mini-golf courses, plus other essentials: A cup and flag, two balls, a putter and more importantly, a "Do Not Disturb" sign. 23" plastic and metal golf club; 36" diameter putting green. Free... See more

Practice your short game on the same surface used on mini-golf courses, plus other essentials: A cup and flag, two balls, a putter and more importantly, a "Do Not Disturb" sign. 23" plastic and metal golf club; 36" diameter putting green. Free shipping today when you join Club W.O.E. Click here to learn how! Click for larger image. See less

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Shot Glasses Article By: Mike Hamer The original purpose of a shot glass was to hold a feather writing quill upright by having the shot glass filled with small lead BB’s. This held the pen up straight and kept the ink from draining. Well that was 100... See more

Shot Glasses Article By: Mike Hamer The original purpose of a shot glass was to hold a feather writing quill upright by having the shot glass filled with small lead BB’s. This held the pen up straight and kept the ink from draining. Well that was 100 years ago. Today, I think we have found a better use for the shot glass.…... more » See less

Highlights: $39.99

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Take the plunge to a whole new depth of pool party fun! The Radio Control Snack Float delivers refreshments to your pool guests as they splash about - without you getting all wet. Unless, of course, you're already in the pool! Simply stock this... See more

Take the plunge to a whole new depth of pool party fun! The Radio Control Snack Float delivers refreshments to your pool guests as they splash about - without you getting all wet. Unless, of course, you're already in the pool! Simply stock this innovative water toy with up to five drinks, fill the center bowl with something to munch on, and tell your guests to make way for the snack tray! They'll dive into summer snacks without ever leaving the water. Two-piece motorized float system has been 100% safety tested. One 9-volt battery, Six D-cell batteries, not included. Cups not included. For... More » See less

Highlights: $49.99

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Fact: stationary knife blocks are boring. Throwing a knife at an inanimate object is like staying in your lane (bowling); it’s lame, it has no shock value whatsoever, and you get no bonus points for cats and grandmas. Anyway, kitchen safety is so... See more

Fact: stationary knife blocks are boring. Throwing a knife at an inanimate object is like staying in your lane (bowling); it’s lame, it has no shock value whatsoever, and you get no bonus points for cats and grandmas. Anyway, kitchen safety is so last year. The new thing is dangerous food cooked with dangerous implements. Take our Air Sliced Raw Chicken Surprise recipe for instance. You throw a raw chicken breast into the air and hurl a knife through it, pinning it to the back of your guest’s throat: SURPRISE! Delicious salmonella. But seriously, this is a high-quality set of stainless steel... More » See less

Highlights: Quantity 1 | Giftwrap this item for $5.50

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Sometimes it strikes in the morning. Other times in early evening. Occasionally, even at work. Our emergency drink kit is a vital component in surviving sudden outbursts of sobriety. Easily mountable, the wooden framed, glass-paned crisis box stores... See more

Sometimes it strikes in the morning. Other times in early evening. Occasionally, even at work. Our emergency drink kit is a vital component in surviving sudden outbursts of sobriety. Easily mountable, the wooden framed, glass-paned crisis box stores beverages with secure-holding Velcro. Place throughout the home or office to quickly and efficiently extinguish soberness. Measures 10" x 14" x 2.25" (You're dreaming if you think the liquor is included.) See less

Highlights: $34.99

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Beer Glasses Article By: Mike Hamer Some of our observations on beer glasses and their vital importance around the bar and yes there is a wrong way to pour a beer. Do different beer glasses have specific beer serving purposes?... more »

Beer Glasses Article By: Mike Hamer Some of our observations on beer glasses and their vital importance around the bar and yes there is a wrong way to pour a beer. Do different beer glasses have specific beer serving purposes?... more » See less

Highlights: $29.99

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Even if you don't have game, you've got game. Brew-Opoly is more than just a board game for people who like to drink beer. Similar to its real estate counter part...only entirely beer themed, more fun, and no creepy bald guy. Play with game tokens... See more

Even if you don't have game, you've got game. Brew-Opoly is more than just a board game for people who like to drink beer. Similar to its real estate counter part...only entirely beer themed, more fun, and no creepy bald guy. Play with game tokens like a bottle opener, shot glass and pretzel, land on Cheers (collect $200!), Free Pretzels (win the pot!), Last Call (boo!), Happy Hour (thumb your nose at the sap in Last Call) and draw action cards from The Draft - this is a party game at its finest. Make your way around the colorful board and purchase brew pubs and microbreweries. You'll still need to keep your eye on the banker, especially if you're living up to our hopes and chugging beer each time you pass Happy Hour. Brew-Opoly is fun for the whole family over 21 yrs of age. 2-6 players. See less

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Forget Quarters and Flip Cup. We've entered a new era of drinking games. Beer Pong (also known as Beirut, Lob Pong or Scud, just to name a few) has as many variations as there are different flavors of beer. But no matter what you call it, the basic... See more

Forget Quarters and Flip Cup. We've entered a new era of drinking games. Beer Pong (also known as Beirut, Lob Pong or Scud, just to name a few) has as many variations as there are different flavors of beer. But no matter what you call it, the basic premise of Beer Pong remains the same: lob a ping pong ball into cups of beer and get drunk. What better way to get the game rolling than the Beer Pong Neon Sign? Whether you're a fierce competitor in the prestigious World Series of Beer Pong T, an honored member of the National Beer Pong League, or just a casual Beer Pong enthusiast, the Beer Pong Neon Sign says it all: Game on! Measuring 12" x 10", the Beer Pong sign plugs directly into your wall outlet for steady or flashing light. With both a table mount base and "L" bracket, the Beer Pong Sign can be displayed on your bar or mounted on the wall. AC plug adapter included. See less

Highlights: $44.99

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Who says you can't take it with you?...To a weekend in Vegas, a holiday with the in-laws, a business trip to Des Moines - you'll need a little something to see you through. This mini travel bar packs the punch: with two stainless steel cups, a... See more

Who says you can't take it with you?...To a weekend in Vegas, a holiday with the in-laws, a business trip to Des Moines - you'll need a little something to see you through. This mini travel bar packs the punch: with two stainless steel cups, a jigger, a church key, and elasticized button straps to hold two bottles in place. This, the ultimate cocktail keeper, is a durable composite case with vinyl covering that looks and feels like padded leather. A suede interior and secure closure via combination lock complete the carry on you'd pick over the others if you had to. Measures 13"W x 5.5"H x... More » See less

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Just push button and your cocktail is blended.

Just push button and your cocktail is blended. See less

Highlights: $16.99