Added on 09/26/07

What the?? Well, it's not always possible to speak your mind on the Internet. So cyber-culture has developed a whole new way to curse and blaspheme without necessarily conjuring up the negativity associated with the whole phrases themselves. And... See more

What the?? Well, it's not always possible to speak your mind on the Internet. So cyber-culture has developed a whole new way to curse and blaspheme without necessarily conjuring up the negativity associated with the whole phrases themselves. And beyond lessening the bite, it's much more efficient to communicate with acronyms everybody understands. I suppose you might be wondering to yourself right now "Oh ThinkGeek, Why is this the case?" WTF are you asking us for? We just work here. Jeez. Black, 100% cotton ladies' shirt. Stretchy and fitted, not baggy like the guys' stuff! WTF? Coffee Mug also available! See less

Highlights: $17.99

Added on 09/26/07

Suffer from project termination syndrome? We sure do. A day doesn't go by that we start something we'll never finish. It's just human nature. Everybody has an unfinished novel or screenplay tucked away in some dusty box. You might also have a video... See more

Suffer from project termination syndrome? We sure do. A day doesn't go by that we start something we'll never finish. It's just human nature. Everybody has an unfinished novel or screenplay tucked away in some dusty box. You might also have a video game or two you began to code, only to realize how complicated it can really get. And don't act like you don't have any unfinished websites or blogs out there. 100% cotton heavyweight black t-shirt with the phrase 'i never finish anyth' written on it front and center in white. Celebrate your inability to finish anything by purchasing this fine garment from ThinkGeek and we promise to give you for free lots of See less

Highlights: $14.99 - $16.99

Added on 09/26/07

Tell Them How You Really Feel There is nothing more frustrating on this earth than constantly being asked to help other people with their petty computer problems. Of course if your job description dictates that you have to fix other peoples... See more

Tell Them How You Really Feel There is nothing more frustrating on this earth than constantly being asked to help other people with their petty computer problems. Of course if your job description dictates that you have to fix other peoples computers, then there is nothing so frustrating as being forced to do so ;) See less

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Added on 09/26/07

IM IN UR ING UR Comes with a washable marker so you can write and reuse! Although the "im in ur" meme started off with virtual death and destruction (I'm in your base killing your d00dz), it was quickly overtaken by the legions of cute, fluffy, and... See more

IM IN UR ING UR Comes with a washable marker so you can write and reuse! Although the "im in ur" meme started off with virtual death and destruction (I'm in your base killing your d00dz), it was quickly overtaken by the legions of cute, fluffy, and irresistible. (And by that we mean cats.) Reclaim the phrase for the humans by captioning yourself. This shirt is full of write-on, wash-off goodness. Tell everyone you're in their noun verbing their noun! Bored with what you wrote this morning? Throw the shirt in the wash and think up a new saying. It's like Mad Libs meets Photoshop in a head-to-head deathmatch on your chest. Imagine the possibilities! Visiting in-laws? We recommend, "im in ur offspring sproutin' ur family tree." Stuck at the office? May we suggest, "im in ur meeting eatin' ur donuts." Out for some wardriving? How about "im in ur unsecured network downloadin' ur pr0n." Techs could proudly wear their own "im in ur computer upgradin' ur RAM" shirts. Or for a more recursive... See less

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Added on 09/26/07

Vent Those Luser Frustrations, SQL Style Too bad you cant use SQL queries in the real world. We suppose it's also too bad that reality (whatever that is) doesn't have a command line mode. Or does it? And if it did, would we also have access to... See more

Vent Those Luser Frustrations, SQL Style Too bad you cant use SQL queries in the real world. We suppose it's also too bad that reality (whatever that is) doesn't have a command line mode. Or does it? And if it did, would we also have access to replication from this all encompassing command line? Go find out. We have already, right ThinkGeek? 'Yes ThinkGeek, we have already'. Black tshirt with the following SQL query written in white on front "SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0". Unfortunately, zero rows are then returned....uh oh. And hey! there is no freakin semi-colon at the end of this query because not everybody under the sun uses the same database with the same console/shell - and there is more than one way to skin a cat. Umkay? Umkay. See less

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Added on 09/26/07

Regular Expression Junkie + Lover Of Literature... /(bb|[^b]{2})/ that is the Question: Whether 'tis Nobler in the minde to suffer The Slings and Arrowes of outragious Fortune, Or to take Armes against a Sea of troubles, And by opposing end them: to... See more

Regular Expression Junkie + Lover Of Literature... /(bb|[^b]{2})/ that is the Question: Whether 'tis Nobler in the minde to suffer The Slings and Arrowes of outragious Fortune, Or to take Armes against a Sea of troubles, And by opposing end them: to dye, to sleepe No more; and by a sleepe, to say we end The Heart-ake, and the thousand Naturall shockes That Flesh is heyre too? 'Tis a consummation... Heavyweight Olive t-shirt with light brown writing and the slightly modified Shakespeare quote - reg ex style - /(bb|[^b]{2})/ - zoom on in if you wanna See less

Highlights: $14.99 - $15.99

Added on 09/26/07

Must... resist... urge... to... kill.... luser.... At one time or another, the average computer savvy geek has been drafted to the stressful and low-paying ranks of "Tech Support". All of us at ThinkGeek have done it in one form or another. Whether... See more

Must... resist... urge... to... kill.... luser.... At one time or another, the average computer savvy geek has been drafted to the stressful and low-paying ranks of "Tech Support". All of us at ThinkGeek have done it in one form or another. Whether due to job description or a family favor, sometimes you just have to help out a computer user in need. Unfortunately amongst the throngs of the clueless, there's bound to be a handful that stand out for their phenomenal lack of brain cells and inability to listen and follow directions. When one of these lusers needs help, be prepared to work through your lunch break, bang your head on the table a few times, and hit the mute button on the phone and scream. When confronted with such a vacuum in the universe of clue, the only way to classify the problem is PEBKAC. Don't know what PEBKAC is? You may be experiencing an ID-ten-T error. But because we're feeling generous today, we'll help you out. PEBKAC = Problem Exists Between Keyboard and Chair.... See less

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Added on 09/26/07

Fun with solids! So, Johnny was diligently working in the lab trying to generate a little nucleation. But things weren't going so well and he's just not having any luck. Then all of a sudden his lab partner fumbles in, accidently knocking Johnny's... See more

Fun with solids! So, Johnny was diligently working in the lab trying to generate a little nucleation. But things weren't going so well and he's just not having any luck. Then all of a sudden his lab partner fumbles in, accidently knocking Johnny's beaker of silver nitrate into some potassium chloride which spills all over Johnny. 'Heavens to Betsy!' Johnny gleefully proclaims as a beautiful white solid of silver chloride materializes. And that's why, the legend goes, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. Kelly green, 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt with black text and pics on it. Beneath some nifty drawings of labatory equipment reads...'If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate'. See less

Highlights: $14.99 - $16.99

Added on 09/26/07

A concept so simple, even a n00b could grok it. Ostensibly. If you happen to be wearing this shirt in the same room as a giant n00b that is angry with you and who has more muscles in his pinky than dendrites in his frontal lobe, just tell him you are... See more

A concept so simple, even a n00b could grok it. Ostensibly. If you happen to be wearing this shirt in the same room as a giant n00b that is angry with you and who has more muscles in his pinky than dendrites in his frontal lobe, just tell him you are German. And that the shirt doesn't say die as in 'death'. It says die as in German for 'the'. He'll have a dizzying look on his face while the thick sludge of neurons within his cranial cavity attempts to process what you just said. At this point, just hide behind the nearest obstruction. n00bs typically haven't fully developed the stage of object permanence yet and so he will think you simply disappeared. Easy as pi... 100% cotton black heavyweight t-shirt with the simple phrase "die, n00b." written on front in white. If you are a n00b and reading this sentence, don't take it too seriously, instead take it personally, then buy this shirt, wear it proudly, and become a living oxymoron. Or just a moron. Or both! Ouch. ThinkGeek is being... See less

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Added on 09/26/07

Stop sleeping towards the North!! Every country has its list of "taboos" and Japan is no different. Here's a great new wacky Japanese T-shirt showing some things you should avoid doing in Japan: sleeping with your head pointing to the north, putting... See more

Stop sleeping towards the North!! Every country has its list of "taboos" and Japan is no different. Here's a great new wacky Japanese T-shirt showing some things you should avoid doing in Japan: sleeping with your head pointing to the north, putting chopsticks straight up in rice (both related to Japanese funerals), and entering a house with dirty shoes on. This bizarre new shirt helps you keep these in mind. Also, it's very rude to commit ritual disembowelment (hara-kiri), so the back of this shirt lists this important information, too. Remember to mind your manners when in Japan! A great new "warning" shirt that will get you lots of attention! 100% cotton heavyweight black t-shirt. See less

Highlights: $16.99 - $18.49

Added on 09/26/07

I Wish I Were Japanese Instead of signing legal documents, Japanese stamp them with an officially registered hanko stamp to make them binding. Nihonjin ni naritai, " Wish I were Japanese" for all who secretly wish they'd been born in Japan. 100%... See more

I Wish I Were Japanese Instead of signing legal documents, Japanese stamp them with an officially registered hanko stamp to make them binding. Nihonjin ni naritai, " Wish I were Japanese" for all who secretly wish they'd been born in Japan. 100% cotton black t-shirt. See less

Highlights: $16.99 - $18.49

Added on 09/26/07

Insufficient... mem... umm... what? It's not just computers that have limited resources. When was the last time you had brain cells to spare? We don't know a single geek, code monkey, or computer jockey that can make that claim. So until science... See more

Insufficient... mem... umm... what? It's not just computers that have limited resources. When was the last time you had brain cells to spare? We don't know a single geek, code monkey, or computer jockey that can make that claim. So until science comes up with a way to install DIMMs in your hippocampus, you'll just have to wear this shirt and hope it relieves some of the stress on your noggin. 100% heavyweight cotton black tshirt with "INSUFFICIENT MEMORY" printed on the front in silver metallic ink. See less

Highlights: Black, XXL $15.99

Added on 09/27/07

Aaargh. I'm a scary monster! Aaargh. For fans of the famous Japanese monster character Domo-kun, here's a great new parody shirt for you! A high quality 100% cotton T-shirt featuring the outrageous face of Japan's most lovable monster, designed by... See more

Aaargh. I'm a scary monster! Aaargh. For fans of the famous Japanese monster character Domo-kun, here's a great new parody shirt for you! A high quality 100% cotton T-shirt featuring the outrageous face of Japan's most lovable monster, designed by Japanese illustrator Kenji Takahashi. Let everyone know you're a little different -- a great item for Domo-kun fans! 100% cotton heavyweight brown t-shirt. See less

Highlights: $16.99 - $18.49

Added on 09/27/07

What is RTFM? RTFM is not having to say you are sorry. RTFM is a big chromatic dragon with bloodshot beady eyes and fangs the size of oars. RTFM is me screaming at you as fireballs come out of my mouth to get off your precious no-good tush, march... See more

What is RTFM? RTFM is not having to say you are sorry. RTFM is a big chromatic dragon with bloodshot beady eyes and fangs the size of oars. RTFM is me screaming at you as fireballs come out of my mouth to get off your precious no-good tush, march down to the local bookstore or MAN page repository, and get the eff off my back because I'm trying very hard to get some freakin' work done. Jeez. See less

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Added on 09/27/07

Pluto gets demoted, ThinkGeek makes a shirt. Imagine yourself a tiny planet, happily orbiting the sun at nearly 6 billion kilometers. One morning, you check your email - ooh, an urgent message from the International Astronomical Union. "dear sir...... See more

Pluto gets demoted, ThinkGeek makes a shirt. Imagine yourself a tiny planet, happily orbiting the sun at nearly 6 billion kilometers. One morning, you check your email - ooh, an urgent message from the International Astronomical Union. "dear sir... yadda yadda... regret to inform... yadda yadda... planetary status has BEEN REVOKED?!" WTF? Some scientists are protesting, others even taking legal action, but it's true - the IAU has created rules governing the definition of 'Planet', and our favorite Kuiper-belt object has officially been voted out of the planetary house. ThinkGeek's latest shirt show's Pluto's likely response, if it were sentient, spoke English, and frowned on cursing. Black high-quality shirt with a white depiction of the solar system, the ninth orbital body of which quietly lamenting, "weak." See less

Added on 09/27/07

Show off your dating and markup prowess! Sure, you can ogle her - stare at her , but for crying out loud, use your ! woman doesn't want to be treated as an . You've got to have

Show off your dating and markup prowess! Sure, you can ogle her - stare at her , but for crying out loud, use your ! woman doesn't want to be treated as an . You've got to have See less

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Added on 09/27/07

Being a Hero is Super So you're hanging out one day in your kingdom, maybe doing a little fishing in the village, or wandering around the trees of some forgotten, foreboding wood. You're minding your own business, just you and your faithful horse pal... See more

Being a Hero is Super So you're hanging out one day in your kingdom, maybe doing a little fishing in the village, or wandering around the trees of some forgotten, foreboding wood. You're minding your own business, just you and your faithful horse pal enjoying a blissful life. Through a series of strange occurances, you come to the realization that you have a destiny - a special purpose to fulfill in the world. Unbeknownst to you, you've been endowed with special skills that you can choose to use for good or evil. Others have special abilities as well; one can paint the future, one can fly, one can teleport through time, while another can read minds. With your exceptional fighting skills, and magical sword and shield, you will work with the forces of good to fulfill your ultimate destiny. Save the princess. Save the world. No pressure or anything. 100% heavyweight cotton charcoal gray t-shirt with the phrase 'Save the Princess, Save the World' on it. See less

Highlights: Black, M $14.99

Added on 09/27/07

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Added on 09/27/07

Apathy is hard work. Writing these amusing and pithy product descriptions you see on ThinkGeek.com is harder than it looks. Take our new 'meh' shirt, for example. Writing copy shouldn't be as hard as coding a first-person shooter in assembly, but... See more

Apathy is hard work. Writing these amusing and pithy product descriptions you see on ThinkGeek.com is harder than it looks. Take our new 'meh' shirt, for example. Writing copy shouldn't be as hard as coding a first-person shooter in assembly, but sometimes indifference wins and creativity loses. In this case, we gave the writing job to our primary apparel merchant. The best she managed was to write "meh" on the back of a chinese delivery menu. The gadget merchant spent the day drawing doodles in it (after ordering Hunan Beef of course), consisting mostly of stick figures wielding swords. The computing merchant made the most progress: he wrote "t-shirt." He handed the menu to the general manager. She misplaced it in the stacks of other food menus in the kitchen, so we had to start all over. It was then delegated to the customer service monkeys, but they became so unmotivated, they forgot to eat and regretfully expired. The graphic designer made a coffee stain on the menu and turned it... See less

Highlights: $14.99 - $16.99

Added on 09/27/07

You see a large wooden door. You open it. You enter a dark cavernous conference room. There are whiteboards, notepads, and a speakerphone. The faint smell of dry erase markers and stale coffee hovers in the dank office air. The fluorescent light... See more

You see a large wooden door. You open it. You enter a dark cavernous conference room. There are whiteboards, notepads, and a speakerphone. The faint smell of dry erase markers and stale coffee hovers in the dank office air. The fluorescent light above you flickers briefly. You see hidden in the shadows the glistening, faceted eyes of your manager. The foul smelling monster breathes heavily -- drooling on a stack of TPS reports. What do you do? I attack. I swing my 2-handed sword at the fell beast! Luckily I'm wearing my +20 Shirt of Smiting, otherwise my roll of 17 would have been merely a glancing blow against his AC 37 scaly hide. Thanks to my new shirt (which also acts as a keen edge spell), it's a critical hit! DOUBLE DAMAGE! Where are the Cheetos? 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt in black. Don't be deceived by its comfy feel and relaxed fit: with "+20 Shirt of Smiting" printed on the front in white, you're practically invincible! See less

Highlights: $14.99 - $15.99

Added on 10/20/07

You live and code by this alkaloid, why not wear your badge of addiction for all to see? Kind of like a scarlet molecule. Except it's green. Caffeine molecule printed in lime green on a navy shirt.

You live and code by this alkaloid, why not wear your badge of addiction for all to see? Kind of like a scarlet molecule. Except it's green. Caffeine molecule printed in lime green on a navy shirt. See less

Highlights: $14.99 - $18.99

Added on 09/27/07

Unbelievable Excellence Every once and a while, something comes along that redefines the meaning of excellence. It may be a product, an idea, or a company. The Ontario Mega Finance Group is one such company. The Ontario Mega Finance Group was founded... See more

Unbelievable Excellence Every once and a while, something comes along that redefines the meaning of excellence. It may be a product, an idea, or a company. The Ontario Mega Finance Group is one such company. The Ontario Mega Finance Group was founded by visionaries. The philosophy of these founders was to do whatever it takes to "wow" the customer - to make them stand up and cheer for the Ontario Mega Finance Group by shouting OMFG! Now you can be a part of the tradition of quality and excellence by owning a piece of history. Heavyweight, 100% cotton t-shirt in Navy Blue. Logo for the Ontario Mega Finance Group with acronym OMFG, globe, maple leaf and tagline "you won't believe it, eh?" printed on the front in dark and light blue. See less

Highlights: $14.99 - $16.99

Added on 09/27/07

The Bard's got nuthin on us. The eloquence of a few lines of verse can be a powerful thing. Poetry can cause you to pause and think about life. It can incite feelings of rage. A good poem can even bring you to tears. We're not sure where this one... See more

The Bard's got nuthin on us. The eloquence of a few lines of verse can be a powerful thing. Poetry can cause you to pause and think about life. It can incite feelings of rage. A good poem can even bring you to tears. We're not sure where this one lies in the spectrum of emotional reactions, but we're thinking somewhere between a chuckle and a look of heartfelt confusion. This shirt designed by ThinkGeek Love Labs® makes an especially good gift to one you love or love to confuse, depending on their knowledge of hex and Internet lore. See less

Highlights: $17.99

Added on 09/27/07

Chain Mail is the new Black Here at ThinkGeek we consider ourselves experts on geek style. After all, we've been churning out geeky shirts long before it was cool to be a geek. So it should be no surprise that one day during a secret meeting in the... See more

Chain Mail is the new Black Here at ThinkGeek we consider ourselves experts on geek style. After all, we've been churning out geeky shirts long before it was cool to be a geek. So it should be no surprise that one day during a secret meeting in the dark catacombs beneath the ThinkGeek office the discussion strayed towards geeky apparel that we hadn't yet covered. Timmy (the faithful ThinkGeek monkey mascot) was of the opinion that ThinkGeek had already created enough geeky things and might as well go in another direction... like mime outfits. No sooner had TImmy's words been spoken when a low rumbling could be heard far below the catacombs. Moments later a huge explosion rocked the cavern and the floor erupted in a shower of rocks. The terrible beast who shall not be named, the one all ThinkGeek employees thought banished from existence, raised it's hideous head from the rubble and turned its gaping maw to the ceiling in a bone chilling roar. As it's thousands of razor sharp teeth bit... See less

Highlights: $99.99

Added on 09/27/07

Without it, you've got nothing. That's why it's critical to push every stump, whack every shrub, bomb every crag, and generally make a mess of the place looking for hearts. They hide that shit. If someone asks what you are doing, tell them that... See more

Without it, you've got nothing. That's why it's critical to push every stump, whack every shrub, bomb every crag, and generally make a mess of the place looking for hearts. They hide that shit. If someone asks what you are doing, tell them that you're in Landscaping and that you have a vision. 100% cotton heavyweight Beefy Tee in Black. Heart design on the front in red and peach. Penny Arcade logo on the back in red. See less

Highlights: $17.99

Added on 10/20/07

Buy this and earn 275 Geek Points! [ what's this? ]

Buy this and earn 275 Geek Points! [ what's this? ] See less

Highlights: $14.99 - $15.99

Added on 09/27/07

Wear the heroic tale of brave Sir Leeroy Many raid groups on Dire Maul, Cenarius, and other servers deal with whelp-related wipes on a daily basis. But did you know that there are proven techniques for dealing with the hatchling threat? Here at the... See more

Wear the heroic tale of brave Sir Leeroy Many raid groups on Dire Maul, Cenarius, and other servers deal with whelp-related wipes on a daily basis. But did you know that there are proven techniques for dealing with the hatchling threat? Here at the Leeroy Jenkins Academy, we can teach you powerful tools for aggro management that can save lives. 100% cotton heavyweight Beefy Tee in Graphite. Jenkins Academy design on the front in black. Penny Arcade logo on the back in black. See less

Highlights: $17.99

Added on 09/27/07

Binary People - "There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

Binary People - "There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't." See less

Highlights: $14.99 - $16.99

Added on 09/27/07

Flying majestically over the digital wasteland, blades chopping at the air at 3.4GHz, the mighty ROFLCOPTER soars. The ROFLCOPTER is an important part of the defense of LOLrville. Along with the LMAOplane, TTYLnukes, and our troops carrying AFK47s,... See more

Flying majestically over the digital wasteland, blades chopping at the air at 3.4GHz, the mighty ROFLCOPTER soars. The ROFLCOPTER is an important part of the defense of LOLrville. Along with the LMAOplane, TTYLnukes, and our troops carrying AFK47s, the ROFLCOPTER is used as a mobile troop carrier, and anti-TTYLTank weapons platform. Emblazoned in white fixed-width ASCII glory over a black 100% cotton t-shirt, the ROFLCOPTER is a welcome addition to any geek wardrobe. See less

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Added on 09/27/07

Do you sometimes feel that you ought to have come into this world with some basic instructions? We frequently do. Life would be so much easier if everybody had a manual and everybody took the time to RTFM. Sure, as a result life might be a tad more... See more

Do you sometimes feel that you ought to have come into this world with some basic instructions? We frequently do. Life would be so much easier if everybody had a manual and everybody took the time to RTFM. Sure, as a result life might be a tad more prosaic, but there's no doubt it would be more efficient. And an efficient life means more time playing games. So us folks here at ThinkGeek Tshirt Labs (TM) toiled and pulled our hair out trying to come up with a single simple maxim to help ensure you stay on the right path in life. And here it is. Maxim #1. 100% Cotton heavyweight black t-shirt with the phrase 'Keep out of direct sunlight' emblazoned on the front in white. Never needs watering! See less

Highlights: $14.99 - $16.99