I'm a professional makeup artist, so expect a whole fuckin' lot of blogging about the best thing since sliced bread: MAKEUP.




I'm a Cuban mami from Miami, FL with a love of the 1940's & 50's, zombies & horror movies, psychobilly & punk rock, and unrestricted mayhem.

I like the smell of gasoline, driving around aimelessly, kissing my dogs on the mouth, the feel of tattoo needles, and pretty messes.

Add me, I'm quite the charmer! ;)